I do not own Sailor Moon, Wing Gundam, or Van Hellsing.

That said, on with the fic!

"Isn't a lead pipe a little over the top?" Wufei asked in a rare act of civility towards a woman, particularly Rei.

Rei wasn't paying attention to him so she just thought it was Duo or Quatre, maybe even Trowa as she answered the question. "Not with these idiots…Mercury, did you trace the call?" She asked concerned.

"From her communicator; not long enough for the tracking signal to activate…Unfortunately…" Was Mercury's reply.

"Well-she couldn't be that far…I mean it's been what…ten-twenty minutes top…how far could she go?"

Turning in unison, the girls gave Duo a withering look.

"Oookay…Never mind then…" And then he gave all his attention to the utterly fabulous and completely boring ceiling with no pattern what so ever.

"So, where do we start?" Quatre asked taking the initiative.

Usagi, dressed in a trench coat and a wide brimmed black panama with combat boots laced up past her knees to mid thigh, and biker gloves with matching gauntlets (all of which covered her Planet Soldier uniform she'd since removed the metal face decoration) stepped out of the Planet Goddesses mansion and headed over to a place she knew well, but never spoke of. She walked in through several hallways and many sets of doors with security clearance that no one there, save one, knew she had.

She opened a door and leaned a shoulder against the doorway.

"Hello Intergra…" She purred

The man and the police girl spun in their seats and faced her.

"Bitch…" Was the woman, Integra's snarl.

"Nope…no one here by that name…" Usagi quipped as she flipped the panama off her head and onto Integras.

"Have you come to kill me then?"

"Kill you? Why would I want to do that? I never kill. Severely maim, maybe…Kill, never."

"Pity…" was Integras groan.

"That eager to die are we?" Usagi asked as she ruffled her hair and sat in the man's lap.

"Comfortable?" The man purred in her ear.

"Not yet…" Usagi said as she got up, moved, and sat back down across his lap with her arms around his neck. "Now I am…" She said, and then she kissed his cheek.

"But Usagi…you promised!" Integra whined, startling the man and the police girl.

"I promis-Oh! Integra-baby…I meant to take you out for ice-cream…But if you can't leave the Hellsing Agency, then I suppose I can bring "Death by Chocolate" to you…" Usagi said as she opened her trench coat and tossed a pint of ice cream to Integra. Then she reached inside her coat pockets and withdrew two more pints of ice cream. And tossed one to the police girl while handing the other to the man. "You told me about Vampires Integra. And you told me about the two that worked directly under you…so I personally made them some blood ice cream."

"Why?" The man asked.

"Because Alucard. Just because…that and I figure that if I butter you up you wont suck my blood." She said with a fake Dracula accent, which made Integra chuckle and drew a startled laugh from Alucard himself. "These two tubs are type AB. I put fourteen more tubs in the freezer near your coffins…" she looked at her watch and grimaced. "Well- I've caused enough damage to this Popsicle stand…Integra…a pleasure, as always. Alucard, Police girl…Look me up if you want to cause mischief, mayhem and destruction…Later ya'll!" With that Usagi stood up and snatched her panama off of Integra's head and waltzed out the door.

Looking at the ice cream in his hand, Alucard grinned. "Nice girl…maybe I will look her up…" He then looked at the label on the ice cream tub in his hand. "'ABOut of Mah Mind'…and she has a sense of humor…"

Integra grinned as she spooned herself another spoonful of the "Death by Chocolate". "You have no idea…"

Usagi strode into her room and pulled off the trench coat, boots, hat, gauntlets and gloves. And then she pulled on her metal face decoration, and made her way, still in Planet Soldier uniform to the training room. (Her boots and gloves were skintight)

An exhausted team of Gundam pilots and Planet Soldiers plopped themselves in the chairs in one of the entertainment rooms. Jupiter opened a mini-fridge and threw each person a bottle of water, which they eagerly sucked down.

Then a gunshot was heard and everyone leapt to his or her feet towards the noise. Upholstering their guns, they kicked open the door to be confronted with Moon in the shooting range blowing the heads off the wooden dummies.

The noise of the bullets echoing in the room; then it dawned on the Planet Soldiers.

"DAMN YOU MOON!"

"HUH?"

She ceased firing and pulled the earplugs out of her ears.

"Oh hi guys!"

"You were here all this time!" Venus demanded slinking to the floor with a groan of fatigue.

"Not All the time…some of it I spent in the kitchen." She said cheerfully.

"I am not leaving the Maguanacs like that without calling them ever again…" Quatre groaned

"Yes Dear…" Duo said grinning slightly despite his tiredness.

Wufei said nothing as both he and Rei were sleeping on one another against the wall of the shooting range.

Moon stared at them and smiled. "I know who she's with…"

Just then her watch beeped and she popped the lid open. "Moon here."

"Moon, this is Pluto. The teams are thus. You are to be teamed with Pilot 01. Venus is to be with Pilot 04 (whichever one's Quatre), Mercury is to be teamed with Pilot 03 (which is Trowa again?), Mars is paired with Pilot 05 and Jupiter is to be paired with Pilot 02. Acknowledge. "

"Ryoukai."

"Good. You and your team will report to school and begin your mission at 07:30 hours. Pluto out. "

"Well-" Moon said turning to the still awake members of each team. "Still up for sleeping over?"

I feel I should explain some things: First, the reason she knows Integra is because she's known her since she was six and Integra was two and I'm not planning on going into their history. But she basically sees Integra as a younger sibling/ daughter. As I said before, don't ask me why.

Usagi also isn't afraid of Vampires because they share the night and- let's just say that in order to keep up relations with the Earth (before Mamoru dumped Usagi) she made a pact not to kill any Vampires that could help her cause and aid in her protection while on Earth or in the area where Vampires are prevalent.

(I don't think I'm going to continue to add Van Hellsing…I just did it the once for a lark)

So, what do you think?

Tell me, Tell me, Tell me, Tell me, Tell me, Tell me!

Later!

JoWashington aka Sailor Sweetie