I have no ideas or imagination at the moment, so this chapter sucks in all ways. Don't blame me. I've had a hard time and I have something coming up tomorrow.
Itachi's POV
I smirked as Sakura began glare at me. She actually looks like a puppy begging for a treat. Then again, if I'm correct, Mother must've brought her on one of her four-hour tour of the castle. If anything, she must be at least tired.
She sighed and said in a sickly sweet voice, "Queen Uchiha told me to assist you as your new…servant."
I inwardly grinned. This is just too fun.
I leaned on the doorframe and smirked, "Well, I guess I could use some food. Why don't you go and get me some, slave?"
She rolled her eyes and bowed mockingly, "Servant. Not slave. And of course, Prince Uchiha. Is there anything else His Arrogant Ass' Brother may need?"
I looked at her weirdly, "Sasuke?"
She smirked, "Would you want a nickname as well, Prince Uchiha?"
I smirked while shaking my head, "No thanks. I'm content with the current name. But I would prefer for you to call me my real name."
Sakura stuck her tongue out childishly and put her hands on her hips, "I decide who's name I say, and if anything, you're name is at the bottom of the list."
I grinned, "And why is that?"
She continued, "Well, so far you and your brother have been Asses ever since I got here."
I smirked, "That's not a good enough reason."
Her glare hardened, "You don't have the right to know. Much less ask."
I then said, "Well you better stop the rebelling."
She glared at me, "And why should I?"
I said indifferently, "I give the orders around here, Sakura."
Sakura smirked, "Your title means nothing to me, Prince Uchiha. If anything, the only reason I'm doing this is because of the kindness of Queen Uchiha."
I raised my eyebrow, "Oh really?"
She grinned, "Not even a bit scared. If anything, I've seen worse than your family."
'Not scared? How is she not scared? We can torture her, kill her and bring shame to her family and she's not one bit scared!?'
She then turned around and said, "I'll get your food, Prince Uchiha. Do what you want, I could care less."
As soon as she was gone from the hallway, I smirked while shutting the door behind me. If she expects to win this game, she's got one coming. I've played this game with many other royals, including my foolish little brother. And in the end, I always win.
I walked back to my desk only to see the same pile of paperwork. I sighed and slowly sat back down and decided to go back to working on trying to shrink the pile.
Ten Minutes Later…
I sighed and leaned back. I'm getting nowhere with this. If anything, the pile looks exactly the same. Scratch that. I still think it got bigger.
I heard knocking on the door.
I sighed once more and said, "Come in."
The grand doors opened to reveal Sakura bringing in a tray of what must be the food I ordered. The tray was holding a plate of colorful biscuits and a blue tea set.
I smirked, "Took you long enough."
Sakura rolled her eyes and walked to my desk, "Whatever. Anyway, I brought up sweet stuff since the other servants said that those are the only snacks you find edible.."
I smirked, "Edible?"
She glared even harder, "You know, I think you could use a nickname."
I got up, "And why is that?"
She laughed, "You should be honored. Nicknames are given to those who are important, whether bad or good."
I raised my eyebrow, "And what would my nickname be?", I said, hoping that it wouldn't be as…bad as Sasuke's.
She put the tray down and said, "I'm not sure. Something to fit your personality. Quiet. Sly. Cunning.-"
Not bad.
She continued, "Egotistical. Somewhat emo. Unsociable. Loner. Selfish. Prideful.-"
Never mind.
She then snapped her fingers, "I got it! Weasel!"
I looked at her confusingly, "Weasel?"
She smirked, "An evil, cunning, prideful, sneaky Weasel who has nothing but his ego to keep him company."
She started pouring the tea to one of the fancy teacups. She then asked, "One spoon or two?"
I sighed and sat back down, "One."
I grabbed a cookie and took the tea as soon as she finished. I sipped the tea, only to be met with the sweet taste of said drink.
I asked, "What tea is this?"
Sakura smirked, "That's my secret. Just drink the tea."
I continued drinking the tea while glaring at her. The tea is amazing. I continued the glare and went to grab the biscuits when she grabbed the plate, keeping it out of my reach.
I began to go all out on my full Uchiha glare, which only caused her to smirk.
She then said, "Do you want a cookie, Evil Weasel?"
She picked up one of the biscuits and waved it near my face teasingly. I went to grab it, only for her to throw it up in the air.
She grinned at me and said, "Good luck getting them."
She jumped up and grabbed the biscuit before popping it in her mouth.
'No worries… There still is a full plate more…'
She began to eat the other biscuits, still laughing.
Four left.
"You know, this stuff is really good."
Three left.
"Mmmmmmm…"
Two left.
"If only I baked these more often…."
'She made these?'
One left.
I then said, "You wouldn't dare…"
She sighed and slowly picked up the biscuit with her nimble fingers.
She said, "This would be a real waste of a cookie of I ate it. I already had four…"
I glared at her, "Sakura."
I tensed up as she lifted her hand closer to her mouth.
She then said, "Oh well… Bottoms up!"
She slowly brought the cookie up to her mouth, as if torturing me. As soon as it was a few inches from her lips, I got up and quickly reached for the biscuit.
Apparently, I… miscalculated on the force and timing, causing for the cookie to fly up.
Sakura was about to leap for it, when I suddenly lifted my hand to get it. It barely skimmed my finger before falling back down, giving the upper hand to Sakura.
Everything went slow motion from there. The biscuit was aiming for Sakura, who was now smirking.
She grinned, "This one's mine, Uchiha!"
I smirked, "As if."
I grinned at her foolishness and quickly got my other hand to grab the biscuit.
Success.
I now had the biscuit in my hand and a pouting Sakura. I quickly ate it, in case she decided to get it from me. I could taste the sugary sweetness coming up from the cookie. I recognized it as a sugar cookie. A really good sugar cookie.
I grinned, "Looks like you lost the battle, Sakura."
She teased, "I may have lost the battle, but I didn't lose the war yet, Evil Weasel."
I was about to make a good comeback when Sakura turned to the door.
The doors then barged open, "Itachi! I missed you so much!"
There in the doorway stood Princess Karin…A.k.a President of Sasuke's and my own fangirl club…
There behind her was my Mother, smiling.
"Oh, Itachi dear, we're having dinner with the Uzumaki's!"
Haha…Super crappy chapter, which is full of idiotic shitty stuff. I ran out of ideas.
Just so you know, Karin is a not sibling of Naruto. You'll find out their relationship (Not the lovey dovey type) later on.
There is Karin bashing later on, and I am truly sorry to those Karin lovers/supporters out there. I mean no harm and do not want a war.
Reviews are appreciated.
-CrazyTyper33
