I don't own Slayers, Pokemon, or various quotes from other movies.

Chapter 8: Secrets Revealed

(In a coridore a tile in the floor rises and Team Rezo crawls out or well try. Fillia starts to crawl out)

Xellos: Hey how come you get to go first?!?!

Fillia: Because I'm a lady that's why.

(Xellos grabs her tail and pulls her back down)

Miwan: Your not a lady!

Xellos: Your nothing but a dragon!

(after a lot of scuffling they finally get out and are walking in the hallway)

(They approach doors and the doors open and when they look around and see a beautyful lab)

Fillia and Miwan: Ooh! Ahh!

Xellos: *dully* Yeah Ooh Ahh that's how it always starts. Than there's running and and screaming.

(They look at clones of Pokemon in tubes)

Miwan: Are they real are they even alive?

Fillia: They're Pokemon!!

(Xellos walks over and sits on a table)

Xellos: Aww. I was hoping thered be a party, I was going to do a strip tease.

(Fillia and Miwan look at him)

Xellos: What!!!!!!!

(Screen comes on and talks about Cloning and the machine grabs Xellos)

Xellos: AHHHH!!!! GUYS HELP ME!!!!!!!

(They grab Xellos and pull him out of the machine)

Xellos: I made it but just by a split-end.

(image pops up with Xellos' split-end)

Fillia: I need to get rid of all those split-ends and give you a bur!

Xellos: No not my precious hair!!!!!!!!!

Miwan: Look!!!!!!

(a clone of Xellos emerges in one of the tubes)

Xellos: Ahhhh!!!! But I'm Xellos!

Fillia: So is the one in the tank! That's your clone! The only flaw is that he doesn't have split-ends.

(Computer talks about how the lab was destroyed)

Xellos: So this is the lab?

Fillia: But if Zelgadis destroyed it. Someone Rebuilt it. But who?

Xellos: I know, the author!!

Miwan: She's just a myth.

(Lightning bolt hits Miwan)

Miwan: *cough* My bad.



Okay that's all for this chapter. Ahem special thanks to Makoto Saffron, Zelgadis Graywords, Empress Faria, and Mysterious Preistess. Ja ne!!!! More reviews please!!!! Or no more chapters!!!!!!

Sorry that I didn't mention you befor mysterious but my mom was haggling me to set up a board game. ai-yah