PS: SPOILER ALERT FOR PERCY JACKSON!!! IF U HAVE NOT READ PJO THEN SKIP THIS CHAP!!! I AM GIVING U A WARNING!!! REPEAT!!! IF U HAVE NOT READ PJO, SKIP CHAP!!!
Jayfeather: *Dreaming that he's getting chased by the Minotaur* NO!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!! ITS SUPPOSED TO BE THESEUS THATS SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU!!!!!! WWHHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jayfeather: *Wakes up now in StarClan with Yellowfang staring a him strangely as if he had 2 heads* Hi...
Yellowfang: *Raises eyebrow* What were you dreaming about Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: That I was being chased by the Minotaur and he was angry and he was trying to eat me... Maybe he thought I looked like Theseus... Do I look like a Theseus to you?
Yellowfang: Theseus? Minotaur? Why are these strange words you speak Jayfeather?
Jayfeather: *le gasp* You don't know Greek Mythology!!!!! Why is wrong with you!!!! *Dramatically faints*
Yellowfang: Of course I've never heard of this Greek nonsense!!!! I'm a warrior of StarClan!!!! Where could YOU have possibly learn such a thing!!!
Jayfeather: *Pulls out a book that reads: Percy Jackson and the Olympians Battle of the Labyrinth*
Yellowfang: A Twoleg object!!! What is it!!!
Jayfeather: Its a book.
Yellowfang: What is this book!?!?
Jayfeather: It is a thing that you read and dream about and then have mental breakdowns when its over. For example, Annabeth kissing Percy then Percy leaving Annabeth to stay with Calypso letting the whole camp to believe he is dead and making the whole PJO fandom breakdown in tears because of Percy's and Calypso's parting even though everybody wants Percy to end up with Annabeth so they can kick monsters butts and live happily ever after!!!! Possibly in New Rome!!! After they destroy Octavian!!!...
Yellowfang: *Slowly backs away while JayJay rambles on about Percy Jackson, then turns and runs away muttering...* My StarClan he annoys me!!!
