Harry Potter and the Wicked Witch of the West
Author's Note: Same as always.
Disclaimer: Ditto
A tornado came and destroyed Hogwarts.
Nothing was left. The castle was gone, the lake was gone, and even Harry Potter, the boy-who-lived, was gone. The boy-who-lived had been taken away from the magical land of Hogwarts to the even more magical land of Oz.
He met the wicked witch, and gave her kisses.
Ron screamed "bloody hell".
Hermione danced with a book and said "Hooray curriculum."
Voldemort appeared in drag and killed them all.
The End.
