They begin with Wolfenstien on the IPad.

Eddy: It's time to waste Nazi scum.

Edd: We've done it before, we can do it again because...

Edd & Eddy: WE ARE AMERICAN!

Edd: Known fact: Winston Churchill is my hero.

Eddy: He is one of my exceptions. One of the only none-Americans I approve of.

Edd: Who are the others?

Eddy: Let's see... There's Yugioh.

Edd: Doesn't exsist.

Eddy: Doctor Who.

Edd: Isn't real.

Eddy: And my number one none-American, Optimus Prime.

Edd: He... Well he is a six wheeled semi-truck.

Eddy: He's a robot John Wayne is what he is.

Edd: And Megatron is that Punkass Hitler.

Eddy: That's why OP had to curb stomp him, Unicron, Starscream & every other wannabe world ruler with his boot of b***h awesomeness.

Edd:... Are those boots or just his feet?

Eddy: That's a good question. We ask the questions people wanna know the answer to.

Edd: That's why we are rich my friend.

Eddy: Not your friend.

Edd: Awww I'm sad now.

Eddy: Good. Your pain sustains me.

They try to play but keep getting killed.

Eddy: Ahahahhahaha! This sucks!

Edd: Yeah it seemed so much easier in my mind.

Eddy: I can't stop when I want to.

Edd: do you just want to move on to the next game or what?

Eddy: Oh, hell no. This is a matter of principle now.

Keeps playing until they finish the demo.

Eddy: Yeah! America!

Edd: Oh, are we done? It only took... Five hours.

Eddy: The war wasn't won in a day.


Now playing Doom 3.

Eddy: Hey, we already know the main idea of the Doom series. Let's just get to the good part.

Skips right to the chainsaw and plays the theme song while creating a massive trail of blood and gore from the body parts of their fallen allies and foes.

Eddy: Yeah! Nothing can stop the Chainsaw! Yeah!

They reach the corridor where the lights were out and blood was all over the walls and floor. As they would advance down the hall one light would come on to reveal a zombie with a chainsaw before it goes off and disappears.

Edd & Eddy: Ahahahah!

Edd: I can't look.

Eddy: Watch it. We can beat him.

Edd: You said so yourself, no one can beat the chainsaw.

Eddy: I met anyone but us. We are the only ones who can beat a chainsaw.

Edd: Curly from the Three Stooges movie.

Eddy: Ah, damn your right.

Walk right into one of the many traps in the video game.

Edd: Oh no, how could I of fallen for that?

Eddy: Pull out the chainsaw, the chainsaw!

Edd: Which button do I push to switch weapons?

He dies.

Eddy: Ah damn you upside down heads with spider legs!


Now playing Quake.

Edd: Ed! How the Hell are ya?

Ed: I am good Double D.

Eddy: Why did you pop up now big Ed?

Ed: Because I love the Cthulhu Mythos Eddy.

Eddy:... What?

Edd: Ed is a huge fan of the Cthulhu Mythos...

Eddy: As we all are.

Edd: And the game Quake has a lot of the monster by name in it even.

Eddy: Okay, but does it have chainsaw.

Edd:... I wanna say no, but I can't remember.

Eddy: You have a iPad, why not just Wikipedia it right now?

Edd: Do you realize that you have a better chance of being struck by lighting, then me doing you a favor?

Eddy: I did actually.

Edd: Oh... Well you are a friend of little faith.

Eddy: Why yes, yes I am. Thank you for noticing.

Ed: Hey guys could I play this one.

Edd: Don't see why not.

Eddy: One condition: It has to be on the hard setting for the whole game.

Ed:... Deal.

Eddy: Hahahahahahaha!


Skip over to Rage. They are driving the dune-buggy around the wasteland with fitting music to it.

Eddy: Nickelback rules.

Edd: It's true. When you're banging Avril Lavigne, you know you're doing something right.

Eddy: Blueballs.

Edd:... Thank you for sharing that with us Eddy.

Eddy: Anytime pal.

Found a bobble head that looks like the Fallout series mascot unlocking an achievement named Fallout Boy.

Eddy: That b*tch awesome!

Edd: These wasteland games have to stick together after all.

Eddy: Other wise it can be a very used and drawn out genre.

Edd: Exactly. Post-apocalypitic worlds are never over used... Just like zombies.

Found a secret room that is from Quake and has a trophy in it.

Eddy: There's just nothing wrong with this game. You can't go wrong with it.

Edd: I can't wait to see how it ends.

They watch the ending movie.

Edd: What!? That was bearly even half a game.

Eddy: Still not the worst ending.

Edd: We can't count your performance in bed.

Eddy: Hey... You're right.


Back to Quake. Ed has made it to the final boss, Shubb-Niggurath without losing a single life or taking any damage.

Eddy: I don't get it, he came in last place on Mario Kart set to easy mode every time.

Ed then wins suffering no damage and little waste of ammo.

Edd & Eddy:...

Eddy: What... The... F***?