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Innocent Melodies
Summary: While Sasuke Uchiha is near the gym he hears a melodious voice singing. Only to find out that the girl disappeared. Will he ever find her?Will he ever hear that voice again? SasxSaku - NaruxHina - NeijxTen - InoxShika
Pairing Status:
Sakura and Sasuke: They like eachother but won't admit it so then it just cause trouble. Stubborn.
Ino and Shikamaru: I guess they're okay. Thay aren't dating but they like eachother. Probably later they'll get better.
Hinata and Naruto: Due to when Hinata fainted(somewhere in chapter 2) when Naruto confessed his love she doesn't want to speed it up so they're not dating.
TenTen and Neiji: They're pretty much the only couple who are actually dating..kinda. I'll probably make a date chapter of them. Tell me what you think. Suggestions!
Legal Stuff: Do you think I own Naruto? If I did Shino would be all mine, but he's not. :P Unless you found a real life Shino and confess to him first that guy's yours but the fictional one is still mine. I wish.
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"Dialogue"
'Thinking'
Lyrics
Dreams, Letters, Flashback
Sakura's Inner Mind
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Normal POV- Kakashi's Classroom- 9:00 Am
"Welcome Class! Today I have a contest for you all! Except the girls!" said Kakashi in a really suspicious tone. Everyone stared at him waiting for him to say something else. "Today we have a guest to explain the rules! Get ready for...Jaraiya!" Kakashi clapped his hands enthusiastically trying to get the class to get excited...it didn't work. "Yeah...well anyways here is Jaraiya...again!"
The pervert burst through the room screaming "I'm Jaraiya!" Everyone's sweat dropped.
"Hello, Everyone! I am Jaraiya! I have come to tell you all the rules for the contest!" said Jaraiya happily...too happily. (A/N I wonder...?)
"What? Tell us the rules you old fart!" screamed Naruto with a scowl.
"Well, the rules are very simple! Every boys must get as many girls as they could to come meet them in the park fountain at 10:00! The person who wins get 500$ and a trip to a Hot Spring! Yay!" said Jaraiya, "You must then hand the girls to me and Kakashi and you can't use your girlfriends!"
Kakashi stared at Jaraiya and whispered "I told you, we can't take the girls!" Jaraiya replied with "So what we'll just trick them to coffee."Kakashi's sweat dropped and returned to precious tiny orange book.
"Now, let the contest begin!" once the sentence was finished every male in the class jumping out of the windows and doors to get out!
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Normal POV- Outside the school- 9:16 am
"Nooo! How am I supposed to get a girl?" screamed Naruto to himself. 'Everyother guy I know has a fanclub..except probably Kiba...and Shino...and Gaara can be kinda violent...' Naruto started to count his fingers when his gang came. (A/N Remeber? They're part of a gang. I LUB SHINO! ;P)
"Naruto, lets have a bet." said Neiji emotionless. Naruto being the comepetitive person he is agreed.
"Okay,if one of us don't get any girls then...they have to swim in the lake...naked." said Sasuke.
"How troublesome"
"I'm in! Dattebayo!"
"Hm" (A/N For less confusion- Sasuke says Hn- Neiji says Hm. :P) Once everybody agreed they all went out in different directions.
"I have a bad feeling about this" said Sakura. She ran towards her friends, "Let's follow them."
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Neiji POV- Alley Way- 9:20 Am
Luckily for Neiji he had fan clubs so he already had about 20 girls. Next thing to do: Gain more girls.
Young girls were trapped in a corner, many guys were surrounding them.
"Please stop it!" said one girl calmly.
"Hey! I think she's scared guys! I think we can have fun with this one!" said one of the males. They grabbed her hand.
"Let go! Let go! Help me!" Neiji came flying in.(A/N He's part of the soccer team) He kicked the guys endlessly causing them to run away.
"Thank you so much!" said a different girl, "Is there anyway we can repay you?"
"Please come to the park fountain at 10:00. Can you come?" said Neiji in a emotionless voice yet to the girls he looked like a god. The girls nodded. Neiji then turned to the corner and ran. The boys from before was in front of Neiji.
"Hey dude! We did what you wanted us to! Give us our money!" said one of the boys.
"Okay, here you go." Neiji handed each guy money. When he was done he ran towards the park thinking 'So easy. Next stop..park.'
TenTen, Sakura, Ino and Hinta's POV
"ACK! Lemme rip him apart and eat his flesh!" growled TenTen. The girls backed away and screamed to her: "Don't worry! I bet its to take us to the hot springs!" TenTen calmed down."I'll let him go this time, but next time...hehehehehehehehhHHAHAHAHAHAH!" They sweat dropped and decided to watch Shikamaru.
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Shikamaru's POV- Lake- 9:25 Am
"How troublesome" said Shikamaru. He was being followed by random girls. Why? Well he was actually doing nothing! He was just staring at those clouds when they came and surrounded him. 'Troublesome girls. At least I won't have to swim naked' But Shikamaru had a bad feeling about this...it had something to do with a certain loud mouthed blonde.
Ino, Sakura, TenTen and Hinata's POV- Park Fountain- 9:26 Am
"I'M GONNA KILL HIM!" screamed Ino. Ino stared at Shikamaru laying down on the ground attracting attention.
"Ino calm down! He didn't do anything!" said TenTen, "At least your boyfriend isn't using the gang hero technique!"
"You're right!" replied the blonde, "Lets head to Hinata's boyfriend!"
"That's not what I meant-" said TenTen but by the time she was almost finished her sentence Sakura. Ino and Hinata were already running to find him.
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Sasuke's POV- Park- 9:30 Am
'Easy enough...heh heh...use Itachi's plan number 6!' thought Sasuke. Sasuke walked up closer to a bunch of girls talking. They were talking about school. Once Sasuke got close enough for the girls to see him but not so close that it creeps them out. He collapsed.
"OMIGAWDS! That guy just fell!" screamed a girl. The girl ran up to Sasuke and started shaking him. After a few shakes, Sasuke slowly opened his eyes and groaned.
"W-Where am I? Who are you?" said Sasuke. (A/N What a wonderful actor!)
"Oh good! You're alive! You fell near us. Are you okay?" said the girls.
"I am. Thank you so much for helping me." Sasuke looked at the females with his onyx eyes while the girls' eyes had stars in them.
"Is there anything we can do for you? We'll do anything!" said one of the girls
"Yes...yes can you come to the park fountain at 10:00? I think I can stand now" The girls help him stand up.
"We'll be there!" with that the girls took off. 'Too easy. Next...Itachi's plan number 12: Sensitive Pretty Boy'
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Kakashi and Jaraiya's POV
Lets just say that those two perverts were dancing around in a room full of porn pictures.
Naruto's POV- Downtown Konoha- 9:35 Am
Naruto was wondering the streets for over half an hour asking people to go to the park for him.
"Hey Sexay Babay!" said Naruto to a woman passing.
"Ewwwww! Do you like older women or something? You're gross!" She hit her bag on Naruto's head, "Idiot"
Naruto drooped his head and sighed.'I'm gonna lose for sure'
Hinata, Sakura, Ino and TenTen's POV- 9:35 Am
Luckily for Naruto, the girls were listening.
"Poor Naruto...we should help him..." said Hinata. The others agreed and decided to help him. They all ran to Ino's house.
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Normal POV- Park- 9:49 Am
Just minutes away until ten! Sasuke and Neiji were already sitting at the park.
"Lets Hope Naruto loses." said Neiji in a serious manner.
"Why is that?" asked Sasuke
"So then we can laugh at him for the rest of his life."
"What if you die first? How will you laugh?"
"...Just Shut Up"
Naruto and Shikamaru came. Shikamaru had a million girls following him...not literally though.
Now it was time 10 o'clock! Every girl was there and complaining: "Hey how come you're not falling? Did you trick us?" "Hey! Why are these girls here?" "Neiji-Kun why are you deceiving us?" "You sick freak! Why are you here at the park! Do you like older women? You're gross! Idiot"
By now Kakashi and Jaraiya were counting how many girls each boy caught...i mean picked up... wait thats not right...flirted with...yeah lets go with that one.
Sasuke had about 56 girls screaming "Why don't you love me?"
Neiji had 43 crying...probably beacause they knew they were being used.
Shikamaru had a whopping 135 They were all staring at him with those heart shaped eyes.
Naruto...0.
Kakashi and Jaraiya sighed sadly at Naruto and said "Strip and jump" they pointed at the pond. Naruto gulped as he slowly pulled of his shirt, all the girls that were dragged to the park for this event squeeled until somebody screamed: "Just Wait!". The blonde turned around to see 4 beautiful women in traditional kimonos.
"I'm sorry we're late Naruto- Kun," said a black haired girl,"It was hard to get away from our husbands."
Kakashi and Jaraiya were shocked! They were house-wives! Naruto replied with a "I-I guess its...okay?"
"Oh Thank You so much Naruto-kun!" said a browned haired girl. The two other girls nodded in agreement.
"Please take us to the lunch you promised us!" said a purplish-blueish haired colored girl. Naruto agreed and lead them towards Ichiraku. Sasuke, Neiji and Shikamaru were shocked so they followed him.
"Naru-kun? Do you know who we are?" asked the black haired girl.
"Ummmm...no"
The girls laughed and giggled. One by one each took of their hair! Well they were wigs. Under the Black wig was Sakura! Under the blueish-purplish hair was...Ino! And the rest kept the same hair color. (A/N This is boring so lets head on to the point)
Naruto was so shocked he pretty muched mumbled: "W-What-Whadda? You why me h-help?"
The girls only giggled so Sakura spoke up.
"Idiot! Hinata felt really sad that you were like that. It was all her idea!"
"W-What-Whadda? You why me h-help H-Hinata ?"
"Stupid! She likes YOU!" Naruto was too shocked. I mean with all this shocking going around he should be in a hospital! Sasuke, Shikamaru and Neiji pop out from a nearby bush.
"TenTen! I thought you loved me! I had to buy your bras!" said Neiji in a seroius yet pretty complainy voice. TenTen only smiled apologytally.
"Troublesome woman!" lazily said Shikamaru only to be hit endlessly by Ino with a katana. (A/N Learn what a katana is at the end of the page, if you don't know!)
Sasuke just stared at Sakura with his fiery...wait a minute he's cold like a icecube! He stared at her with his icy cream eyes:P
Naruto grinned his famous grin and said,"Hahahaha! I got help which means I don't hafta swim!" The girls sweat dropped.
Sasuke only stared more icy daggers into Sakura. Sakura noticed his icy glare (pretty much because she could actually feel the cold)
"I bet you help everything!" said Sasuke
"What did you say?" said Sakura with one of those temple popping things.
"I bet you help old dog crap!"
"Gasp! Did I hear what I heard?" screamed Sakura, "Say that again! IN MY EAR!"
"Fine, I'll say it as much as you want! YOU HELP DOG POOP!"
"GASP..EVEN MORE! You are just mean! Lets hope I help the dog poop get into YOUR mouth!"
"Lets have a bet! You help the next guy that you see in ANYTHING!"
"FINE! I HOPE HE WANTS DOG POOP IN YOUR MOUTH!"
Sakura turned around and guess who she saw? She saw...
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Mhuhahahahaha! Cliffie! I hope this will get reviews up! I know it was a long time since I didn't update. Sorry, my mom cut off the internet for some reason. I hope this chapter was all to your liking! Sorry about the short chapter. i have a tendency to make short chapters.
A katana is a large paper fan. Used in olden Japan. Chidori Kaname-chan from Full Metal Panic uses a paper katana on Souske.
I'd like to tell you people about a story I will make! It about the anime INUYASHA! If you're a KougaxKagome fan read this! I know some people think Kagome should be with Inuyasha, i think they're an okay couple but Kouga and Kagome forever! Anyways this story is about Kagome being heart broken for the final time. She run off and falls unconcious, Kouga finds her and cares for her. Inuyasha joined Kikyo (In my story she's kinda evil and selfish but i guess she's a good character) to steal Kagome's body, soul and her heart so then Kikyo could have a real body. Its a drama romance! I hope you might enjoy that story.
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