Ep 8: No Rest for the Weary

(At the trailers the new teams of Team Foul Maggots and Team Crying Toddlers argued over who has claims to the trailers)

Duncan: The trailers belong to team Crying Toddlers

Courtney: You were not even on the team when we won the trailers

Duncan: I am now!

Aaron: Perhaps the original winners of the trailers should get to sleep in them

Heather: Why? So you can sleep in them?

Aaron: Well technically I would be sleeping in them

(The arguing grows louder as everyone begins yelling over one another. Suddenly a loud commotion is heard coming towards them)

Lane/Zack: What is that noise?

Zoie: Look out!

(Chef appears driving a bulldozer, everyone runs as he runs into the trailers destroying them)

Hector: Noo! Chef what was that for?

(Chef blows his whistle as he steps off the dozer)

Chef: Enough fighting! The trailers belong to no one. You can thank Chris for mixing the teams up

Chris: You put me in charge

Chef: I know. Now that you have nowhere to sleep I have the perfect challenge

Emily: But it's midnight

Chef: There's no time to sleep during war. Your challenge is to use any materials on this base to create your own sleeping quarters. The team to create the best homes according to me wins the challenge

Hector: Taking no time to get into this challenge are you chef

Chef: The challenge starts now!

Cody: Guess not

(Team Foul Maggots and Crying Toddlers scatter. Hector and Zack catch up to Heather and Emily)

Heather: Ugh what do you want?

Hector: I wish to apologize about this morning. We are on the same team and I'm sorry for mistrusting you

Heather: Oh I'm sure you are

Hector: Allow me to prove it to you

Heather: What are you suggesting?

Hector: Come walk with me

(Hector and Heather leave Emily and Zack alone)

Lane: Soo

Emily: Yay perhaps we can get some camera time

Chef (Intercom): Haha! Not a chance, switch the cameras to someone more interesting

Emily: Wait!

(The camera changes to an intern)

Emily (confession): I'm not interesting? I'll show Chef just you watch

(Duncan and Cody are seen walking together behind the intern)

Cody: So you want me in an alliance with you? Aren't you still mad about me punching you in the face?

Duncan: That was way back in season three bro. Besides now that Aaron is on the other team I need a new ally

Cody: Aaron being on opposite teams did not stop you before

Duncan: Your right, but he is getting close with Courtney

Cody: Tell you what, I'll join you. I owe you one for helping to vote off Siearra

Cody (confession): Did that sound harsh?

(Aaron and Courtney walked together laughing)

Aaron: Oh that's a good one Courtney

Courtney: Haha I know

Courtney (confession): Me and Aaron are not friends, I mean he is cute… I mean cool. I'm not going to mess with guys, I learned that the hard way through Duncan and Scott.

Aaron (confession): Courtney and I are just friends. I like Rebecca, or liked her. I did kind of drop her off a cliff

(Tonya, Lane, Zoie, and Chris walk until the discover a large stockpile of bricks)

Lane: That would work great as a foundation

Tonya: Great idea Lane, if only we had a way to carry them. Chris and Zoie, why don't you go find a basket or something

Chris: Yeah I don't think Mrs Redhead is going anywhere

(Zoie is on the ground crying)

Tonya: Yo girl what's your issue

Zoie: I'm… I'm sorry, I just miss Mike

Chris: Haha oh you mean Mal

(Zoie grows angry and attacks Chris before the two are separated)

Zoie: Your dead McLean

Lane: Calm down Zoie

Zoie: Fine, just let go of me

Chris: Cranky much

Tonya: Zoie and I will go find something to carry the bricks

Lane: I'll stay here with Chris

Tonya: Alright be back soon

(Hector and Heather stumbleupon Lane and Chris)

Hector: Well what do we have here

Lane: Sorry Hector, we found these bricks first

Hector: Looks like there's plenty to go around

Chris: As if we would help you

Heather: Please, as if we would ask for the bricks. We are here to take them

(Hector and Heather pick up as much as they can carry and run off)

Lane: Hey come back with those!

(Chris and Lane run after them leaving the bricks behind)

(Zack follows Emily as she runs from camera to camera, all of them turning away from her)

Emily: Why is all the camera people ignoring

Zack: Probably because your not with Heather

Emily: What does she have that I don't?

Zack: Well she's mean

Emily: That's it! Where's Aaron.

Zack: Why do you need to find…

(Emily runs off leaving Zack behind. All the camera men turn back to face him)

Zack: Umm, Hey.

(Courtney and Aaron walk onto a pile of chopped wood)

Aaron: Is it just me or is this too big of a coincidence

Courtney: Who cares, it helps us so get to grabbing

(Aaron and Courtney begin carrying wood until Duncan and Cody appear)

Duncan: Bingo

Courtney: Oh no no no, this is our wood. We found it.

Cody: But there is so much, you can't even carry it all

Duncan: Come on Aaron, tell miss grouchy pants here to share her wood

Aaron: It's our wood

Duncan: Oh so you're on her side?

Aaron: I'm on her team

Duncan: Never stopped you before

(Duncan and Aaron touch foreheads)

Courtney (confession): Wow, I can't believe Aaron stood up to Duncan like that, for me.

(Cody grabs a pile of wood and runs followed by Duncan)

Courtney: How could you let them get some wood

Aaron: Duncan was distracting me

Courtney: Whatever let's go

(Courtney and Aaron take their wood but are stopped by a voice)

Emily: Aaron!

(They turn to see Emily)

Aaron: Hey Em, we are kind of in a hurry, if you want to get some of that wood you can…

(Aaron is stopped by a slap to the face from Emily)

Aaron: Owww!

Emily: That's for trying to tell me what to do

(Another slap)

Emily: That's for Rebecca, and this…

(Emily's hand is caught by Courtney)

Courtney: Touch him again and I touch you

(Camera men run to the scene)

Emily: Yes! I'm on Camera

Aaron (confession): She wanted to be on camera? How does that have to do with getting slapped. Owww

Emily (confession): Wow, all those cameras on me felt so good. I'll have to apologize to Aaron later, perhaps off camera

(Tonya and Zoie arrive back at the bricks with a wheelbarrow and load it up)

(Back at Camp both teams have gathered and have started building their respective shelters)

Chef: And Time!

(Both teams step away from their buildings and are surprised that they are exact replicas of each other)

Chef: This is not how I expected this challenge to go. Team Crying Toddlers win!

Courtney: How? Our buildings look exactly the same

Chef: False! Team Crying Toddlers used more brick while Team Foul Maggots used more wood. Don't make me recite Three little Piglets to you.

Heather: Yes please don't

Chef: Foul Maggots I'll see you at the campfire, one of you are going home tonight

(They all sigh)

(At the campfire)

Chef: If you receive a marshmallow you are safe Zack, Heather, Hector, and Courtney. Aaron you have upset a few people since being here which is probably why you received a slap to the face. Emily, you slapped Aaron and a soldier never hits one of their own. That's why you're going home. Get her out of here!

(Guards escort Emily away)

Chef: Now go get some rest in your cabin

Heather (confession): Why would Emily slap Aaron, now I have no allies. Ughhh Hector!

Hector (confession): It is obvious Emily would react that way. All I had to do was get Heather away from her so the cameras would do the same

Chef: Now that Emily the ally slapper is gone will the teams start acting like a team? Find out next time on Total Drama Boot Camp