Chapter 9: Red Card Serenade!

(Opening A/N: Alright, I got my hands on volume 10 of Black Lagoon! Yay! I needed it to add to my collection, if you haven't noticed it yet, you should pick it up. And another thing, I know there's a lot of RockXRevy fans out there, but this is just me and this is my opinion...I don't even see it happening in the anime or the manga. And also I will be having a lemon in this chapter, so reader discretion advised. Anyway let's get to it!)

I was laying on my bed and Revy was in the shower, I felt like going through a fucking relapse. Now I don't mean a drug relapse like you just jump off with your life depending on it, this is more of, "Why the hell is this fucking shit happening to me?!" Kind of mental relapse. God this sucks! I mean trouble always finds ways to find me, why can't I just for one second enjoy some peace and quiet? Just then my phone rang, as much as I wanted it to go to voicemail, I decided to answer it.

"You've reached gun on gun for hire, what can I do for you?" I said unenthused, it turns out Benny was on the other end.

"Who pissed in your Cheerios?" Benny asked, as much as I wanted to laugh at that little joke, I just sighed.

"After my best friend's dog got killed, the metaphoric shit just hit the fan and now I'm stuck in the middle of a mental relapse." I answered, maybe it was time to get some sex in with Revy.

Benny then decided to have a comeback at me, he knew I had a soft spot for Revy, in fact, ever since Eda and Rock had their kid, and I came back to Roanapur, We've been kinda inseperable.

"You know, if you ain't gonna jump Revy's bones, maybe Dutch and I could get a swing at her." Benny said, but knowing Benny, he was 95% joking, and 5% wanting to do her.

But he had Jane, and if he was doing Revy and she found out...then Benny's nuts are gonna go bye-bye! I wonder if Jane caught Benny cheating on her, would she use a meat cleaver to chop his nuts off with? Just then, I was kinda wondering if Revy was in the mood.

"Hang on Benny, I'm gonna put you on speaker phone. Can you hear me now?" I asked as I pulled a pair of handcuffs out of the top drawer of my dresser, I was saving it in case I wanted to do something kinky!

"What are you doing?" Benny asked, I then placed the handcuff on my left wrist as it made an audible click.

"I wanna try something with Revy, depending if she's in the mood." I then took the handcuffs, wrapped them around a post behind my bed, and cuffed my right wrist.

"I bet that'll work over with Revy, if not...then it's your funeral."
Benny said, there was a moment which made me ask this...

"What does that mean?" I asked, Benny started to laugh.

Just then, Revy came out of the shower and she had her hair down and still wet and she was also wearing a towel, I thought she'd be in there and had a change of clothes. She saw me handcuffed to a post, now this is going to be fun.

"May I ask what this is for?" Revy asked, I wanted to tell her that I was in the mood, but I have a way of saying it.

"It seemed like a good idea at first, but now, I kinda fucked up. You mind getting these cuffs off? Key's in the top drawer." I answered, but Revy seductively removed the towel from her slender body and she had a smile on her face.

"After I'm done with you." Revy said as she came over to me and we both had our tongues in each others mouths and we were having a moment together.

She decided to do something a little special with me, she had her crotch in front of my face, oh, now I get it! She wants to do the 69 with me. I plunged my tongue into her and she was moaning with pleasure. Then I started to get hard in the downstairs area and she unzipped my denim jeans and opened my boxers as she pulled out my boy and started sucking on it as well. I mean this was the first time having oral sex with Revy. We'd usually do the cowgirl position but maybe she wanted to have a bit of foreplay before we decided to do it for real. Oh shit, forgot to end my call with Benny boy!

"Hey uh you forgot to end your call." Benny said, gee thanks for the heads up captain obvious. Revy then picked up the phone.

"Hey Benny, if you're a good boy...maybe I'll give you some. Make Jane more jealous and your hand won't be good enough for you." Revy said as she held the phone up. She was planning on making Benny jealous.

"I'm actually envious of you and Otaku right now. And since Jane isn't here, I kinda want in on that little party!" Benny said, now this was truning into a red card serenade. Which in my terms, if you're having sex with someone and a third party wishes to get involved, then they'd better get their fucking ass over before the moment of intamacy goes bye-bye!

"Alright Benny, we'll play ball. But on one condition, not a word with of what we're doing with Jane, Comprende?" I asked, just then there was a laugh on the phone.

"No need, I'm outside your apartment, is it unlocked?" Benny asked, and he opened the door letting himself inside my apartment.

Revy ended the call, and Benny saw the whole sight of me and Revy just finishing the 69. She then slipped my boy inside of her, she looked at Benny who looked like he wanted in on the action. Revy was generous, he unzipped his pants and pulled out his unit.

"What are you waiting for Benny? Come on and put it in me." Revy said, and Benny inserted himself in Revy's backdoor and we both thrusted inside of her with lustful moans coming out of all of us.

We thrusted inside Revy, making sure she could be able to two men at the same time, I was doing her front door and Benny was doing the backdoor. She was just enjoying it, which is a good thing. Benny was enjoying as well and I was enjoying this moment as they did. Benny and I kept thrusting and thrusting inside Revy making her and us sweat with total lust. When Benny and I were on the verge of climaxing, she wanted it inside of her. And Both of us shot our seed deep inside of Revy. And she took the key out of the top drawer and uncuffed me. And this moment was the type of thing that three people should keep between each other and not spread to other people including one guy's girlfriend who he hasn't seen in a while!

"Remember Benny, this stays between the three of us, and it never leaves my apartment." I said, and Benny zipped his lips making sure that this secret is kept to the grave.

(A/N: I know this isn't to everyone's liking, but what can I say? I'm an experimentalist, and doing regular skin on skin lemons are just kinda hard to work with. But if you kinda open to other scenarios, then it get's better! Anyway, leave a review, constructive criticism, ideas, and suggestions are always welcome. And I'll jump back into the world of ultra violence! Until the next update...this is BloodyDemon666 signing off!)