Author's note: This is how I would've wanted a Robot Chicken sketch to be. It's just for fun! The series were created by Seth Green.
Chapter 9: What the Ed Just Happened?
We know visit the cul-de-sac of Peach Creek, where we see the three dim-witted musketeers: Ed, Edd and Eddy. They stand in the middle of the streets doing what they always do: scamming people, but this time it's different. Eddy has an Acer laptop on his lap.
Eddy: You're a genius, Double D! Scamming people on eBay is way better than creating lame souvenirs and attractions. With this, we could purchase lots of jawbreakers.
Edd: But Eddy, eBay is meant for trading, not scamming! Oh dear, why did I ever show you this in the first place?
Eddy: Chill out, sockhead! Just look at all the people who have bought something from us. There's that retard Rolf who thought he had bought a reflective vest, but you know what he got.
We look at Rolf's farm, where the son of a shepherd walks around doing his job while wearing a swimsuit similar to that of Borat's. As a result, he is nearly naked.
Rolf: Rolf likes this shiny suit. It makes people to watch out for Rolf. Besides, it is comfortable for Rolf's balls and penis shaft.
We go back to the Eds and Ed comes up with a suggestion to Eddy.
Ed: Hey Eddy, how about we buy us some monster movies? The ones we weren't allowed to see are for sale on eBay! And they are cheap!
Eddy: In your dreams, monobrow! We ain't gonna waste this wonderful opportunity on some stupid movies! People are falling for those fake products we have. Hey look! Kevin just bought this manipulated poster of Nazz with Pamela Anderson's body we created.
Inside Kevin's bedroom, we see the boy with the red caps jawing at the picture on this screen. Salvia runs from his open mouth.
Kevin: My….precious!
We go back to the Eds on the street. Edd has had enough with Ed and Eddy's scheme.
Edd: This has gone too far, gentlemen! Doing scamming on the Internet much dangerous than what we usually did here.
Ed: The Internet? Oh boy, we can download monster movies! Give me the laptop, Eddy.
Ed tries to take the laptop from Eddy but the young boy lifts it up, thus making Ed falling on his lap.
Eddy: Get your stinky hands off MY laptop! I am trying to get us some money here.
Ed: I want monster movies!
Ed surprisingly stretches out his tongue and grabs the laptop with it, much to his friends' surprise.
Edd: Good lord!
Eddy: What are you doing!? Your salvia is destroying the laptop! Stop it!
Eddy grabs Ed's teal tongue, not knowing that doing this makes actually Ed feeling sick. The laptop is back to Eddy, but Ed is not feeling so well. His cheeks are becoming big.
Ed: Uh guys? I'm not feeling so good…..I think I must
Edd: Hold it, Ed! Not here! Go get a bucket or something!
Eddy: Aww hell no!
Ed starts throwing up on Eddy and with his laptop much to Edd's disgust. The smart boy also starts throwing up, given what he just saw. Eddy shrieks like a girl knowing he and the laptop is covered with puke. The puke is made of junk food eaten by Ed.
Eddy: NO! MY LAPTOP! IT'S DESTROYED!
Edd: Oh dear….I can't take it anymore! Ed's puke smells like a combination of the ass of a camel and stinky gym socks!
Ed: Ah, it was good to let all the stuff out of my belly! I was thinking about crapping it out! But instead it came out of my mouth. Ahahahahaha!
Suddenly, Eddy charges at Ed, thus pinning him on the ground. He is angry as hell.
Eddy: You stupid motherf**ker! You ruined our cash machine! We were about to make millions of cash on eBay!
Ed: But all of those stuffs we were selling were something we took from our parents. And all we ever sold was merely pictures.
Eddy: But we still made money on that! But then you puked on my laptop!
Edd: You were the one who grabbed Ed's tongue, Eddy! So basically, it's your fault!
Eddy: Oh yeah! Say that to my face, sockhead! Your encyclopaedic language won't save you!
While they are bickering, Ed notices his stomach grumbling, meaning that he needs to take a crap! He feels that he can't run to the nearest toilet or else we'll crap uncontrolled. It has to come out. He suddenly reaches his hand for Edd's hat. We finally see Edd's hairstyle which is that of Mobil Suit Gundam SEED character: Athrun Zala. Eddy gapes at this.
Eddy: My god Double D….why do you keep wearing that sock on your head? I mean, you could've banged every girl you came across.
Edd: Eh…..THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! ED, WHY DID YOU TAKE MY….
He and Eddy both turn around to see something incredibly disgusting. Ed is crapping into Edd's hat and it becomes bigger.
Edd: OH MY GOD, YOU'RE SHITTING ON MY HAT!
Eddy: DUDE! THAT'S SICK!
Ed: BUT….it needed to come out of my ASSHOLE…ARGH!
Unbeknownst to them, all the neighbourhood kids took snapshots of the Eds with their cell phones and posted it on social websites like Facebook and Instagram. The pictures had many viewers and likes, especially the one with Eddy covered in Ed's puke and Edd's hairstyle. After seeing this on his computer, Ed felt happy, Edd was embarrassed and Eddy grumbled angrily.
Ed: Finally! We have become worldwide Internet-celebrities! I am so proud of myself!
But Eddy suddenly banged his fist into Ed's face, thus sending him flying. He suddenly noticed Edd blushing.
Edd: Ummm….I just received over 200 love e-mails once the pictures were posted. I know that my hairstyle is unusual, but I didn't know it was that attractive, to be honest.
Eddy: I hate the Internet!
To be continued….
Author's note: That was chapter 9! This time it was Ed, Edd n Eddy. I think this series is among the best cartoons from Cartoon Network ever created. I like it's slapstick comedy.
Robot Chicken belongs to Seth Green
Ed, Edd n Eddy belongs to Danny Antonucci
