I confused everyone with Opposite Week...I even confused myself O.o How stupid is that? XD
Yeah...XD
Warnings: May contain gamma decay, rainbow lasers, Lays Chips Ahoy, and rainbow soda. Please proceed with caution.
50 Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hyoutei
Number Nine
I absolutely should not, cannot, and will not call Atobe smart.
"Well, Atobe-san, I think you're really really smart!" The girl was fiddling with her bracelet.
Atobe looked shocked. "You think Ore-sama is smart?"
The girl blushed and nodded. "Yes."
"..."
"EVERYONE LISTEN TO ORE-SAMA!" Atobe yelled out. The Hyoutei regulars (well the third years at least) were all going to an early high school orientation.
Shishido winced. "Jeez, you don't have to yell that loud. And why should we listen to you?"
"BECAUSE ORE-SAMA IS SMART!"
Mukahi looked up from his papers. "Who gave you that idea?"
"ORE-SAMA'S LOVER!!!"
Shishido dropped his water bottle, Mukahi dropped his papers, Oshitari just stood there, and Jirou was still sleeping.
"You have a LOVER?!" Shishido yelled out.
"ORE-SAMA DOES NOT LOVE HER!! SHE LOVES ORE-SAMA!"
"Pfft." Mukahi rolled his eyes. "That makes sense."
"Atobe, why would she say you were smart?" Oshitari asked.
"SHE LOVES ORE-SAMA!!"
"You mean she's a fangirl," Oshitari corrected.
"Ore-sama thinks the word fangirl sounds too crude and should be exiled to Antartica."
"You can't exile a word."
"Ore-sama can! Because Ore-sama's smart!"
Shishido groaned. "And I thought it was impossible for his ego to grow any bigger."
Mukahi eyed the briefcase Atobe was holding. "Um, why did you bring a laptop?"
"Because Ore-sama needs to take notes!" Atobe said proudly.
"Right...like everyone takes notes during orientation."
"Ore-sama takes notes because Ore-sama is smurt!"
"...Smurt?"
"Yes, smurt!"
"...Don't you mean smart?"
"You will not confuse Ore-sama. I am smurt!"
"...Okay..."
Atobe began walking towards the pool, laptop in hand.
"Atobe, what are you doing?" Oshitari asked.
"I am walking through the pool to the theatre!"
Shishido twitched. "Uh, come again?"
"Does Ore-sama have to repeat himself?"
"You said you were going to walk through the pool."
"Ore-sama is smart! That's why Ore-sama has the ability to walk on pools!"
Mukahi rolled his eyes. "First it's smurt, then it's smart. Make up your mind."
"DO NOT QUESTION ORE-SAMA'S ABILITIES!" Atobe screamed.
"Humans can't walk on or through pools," Oshitari stated.
Atobe smirked and continued walking forwards. "Watch Ore-sama's amazing abiliries."
Guess what happened. He fell in.
Atobe was walking home. Yes, he was walking home, because he thought he was too smart for limos. Anyways, the third years were still laughing at him because he was all wet from walking into the pool. He didn't care, because he knew that his smartness would only show itself when he was alone. So, now, he was alone.
He saw a car coming towards him and jumped in front of it. "Ore-sama is smart, so the car will go through Ore-sama!" He stated.
"Hello, we have another important update for our morning news flash. Atobe Keigo was admitted to Tokyo Hospital for injuries because he was hit by a speeding car on 13 64 street. We have no details as to what happened, but the driver claims that Atobe-san made no move to move away from the car."
Shishido rolled his eyes and groaned. "He's done it again. His ego's too big it's deadly."
PSHIYUKZA. This totally sucked but I'm sooo tired from orientation. I just want to sleep now...X.x.
I need to make mah cactus oneshot...and yeah...I MIGHT continue Shattering World. It's possible...XD Cause I just got another idea...XP
-tears hair out- STUPID PLOT BUNNY WON'T GO AWAY!!! STUPID GRAPES!!! xD
STOP TOUCHING THE DAMN FREAKING RAINBOW LASERS!! xDD Joking...
