Authors note: Sorry I haven't added to this story since Wednesday, I just kinda didn't know what should really happen next…..anyway, hear iss what I came up with, hope you enjoy, if it sucks tell me, I'll change it.

Ok so we were at Mr. Crab's house and SpongeBob finally told me what we were going to be doing hear, he said we were going to try sneakiness again….oh this was just going to be great. Now how exactly are we going to be doing that you ask? Well we were going to be reading a diary I know what your thinking…Pear's diary right? Nope…….guess again…….that's right the creepy old man has a diary.

Why you would need a diary if you were a man, personally I have no idea, it's just disturbing on so many levels, and why would anyone want to read it. You know sometimes I think SpongeBob may be crazy, no, scratch that I always thought he was crazy but now, now that he wanted to read a creepy old mans diary he had reached a whole new level, a level that was much, much worse.

"SpongeBob, did I ever tell you, you were crazy?"

"Yes, constantly." Hum, I thought he didn't know that, I don't remember telling him…. Oh what ever.

"Well, you've officially reached a new level of crazy."

"Cool, did I break a record?"

"Um……if I tell you yes would it get us out of hear faster?"

"Yes."

"Then yes, you did break a record."

"Am I now in the book of world records?"

"Um………sure."

"Then lets ditch this place and go look at my picture in there, I knew when that dude took a picture of me last week it had to be for something important, I bet that pictures in the book now."
"What dude?"

"The dude from the book."

"SpongeBob, your not in any book, I was lying so we could get out of hear sooner."

"Suidward, jelly fishers do not lie, it's like in the book of jelly fish rules."

"There's a book of rules?"

"Um hum."

"Would this book teach me how to jelly fish."

"Yah, I guess it would, that where I learned."

"Do you have the book?"

"Yah, it's at my house."

"Bye Spongebob."

"Wait, where are you going, were training!!!!!!!"

"Not anymore were not."