Happy Birthday, Homestuck

I wrote a better 4/13 song four days too late. Um... Oops.

I keep mentally putting the bridge of this song to this tune: wiki/All_the_Convoluted_Reasons_We_Pretend_to_be_Divorced


Dear Homestuck, Happy Birthday!
All these years, it has been great!
With all your gags and weirdness
I don't mind much that I'm late
To your party on the internet
It's not that bad a 8r8k
Just be a little wary, 'cause
I think someone rigged the cake...
Now make a wish and please don't say that we won't get act 8!

Happy birthday! And I guess a happy birthday to John!
Happy birthday! Let's get a party going on!
Happy birthday! And now to sing the birthday song!
Let's just hope it's not very long...

Dear Homestuck, Happy Birthday!
Your seven-year anniversary!
We've loaded up the presents with lollipops
Though that still doesn't mean a lot to me...
There's ice cream decking all the halls
And shitty streamers everywhere
Cake mix covering the walls
And clowns to give you all a scare..
I guess the portraits on the walls are for ironic flair?

Happy birthday! And I guess a happy birthday to John!
Happy birthday! Now we've got a party going on!
Happy birthday! And now to sing the birthday song!
Let's just hope it's not very long...

Dear Homestuck, Happy Birthday!
These have been such wonderful years
This story I can never explain to my friends
On account of all my laughter and tears...
Dear Homestuck, Happy Birthday!
I guess I never thought that you would end...
But at least it seems our heroes will survive
And they still have their friends!
And thank for choosing not to make the story all pretend!

Seriously, I get that Mr. Hussie likes to troll us
But I'm glad to see that for our ending he didn't Rickroll us
And I've heard of "Thanks for Playing" and I'm glad he has a heart...
'Cause I would have been so pissed if he negated every part...

Dear Homestuck, Happy Birthday!
All these years, it has been great!
With all your gags and weirdness
I don't mind much that I'm late
To your party on the internet
It's not that bad a 8r8k
Just be a little wary, 'cause
I think...
Someone...
Rigged...
The...
Cake...

[KABOOM]