(Thank you readers, reviewers, and favoriters and, whoever else I may be forgetting)
Norway version.
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
Know your stars …
"No, I can't get you free tickets on The Norwegian star*."
Norway, can't really see ghosts.
"…oh great, an annoying ghost…"
Norway's , straight face is nothing when compared to Hong Kong's.
"…What is this?"
Norway, wants to marry Denmark some day
"I'm not that desperate, at all."
Norway, keeps pictures of Iceland, under his pillow
"…I do not."
Norway, takes pictures of Iceland while he's sleeping.
"…I needed something to black mail him into calling me nii- san, so what."
So that means you keep them under your pillow
"NO!"
Norway, steals his brothers under wear for personal use
"I ran out…I don't know who you are, but when I find you I will curse you."
"Norway, stole England's sorcery books and refuses to give them back."
"The correct word is borrowed, and I gave those back weeks ago."
Really Norway, because I swear England just called you to remind you.
"So you tap phone lines too. Great."
Norway steals a lot of things
"I've never stolen anything in my life"
Norway, frequently steals Denmark's axe, and hides it
"That is an exception, You don't know what that annoying idiot does while drunk."
Actually I do
"And, you'd rather him have an axe while drunk?"
That is an exception, but how do you justify stealing Japan's Doujinshi of you and Iceland
"I…it was crack, and it had to be destroyed."
So, Norway knows what a Doujinshi is
"…I happen to pick up one Hungary dropped of Sweden and Finland, I still have mild nightmares."
Sure she didn't "drop" them off for you
"Positive."
Norway, you positively lie, you are jealous of their relationship
"Forced gay sex, ugh… no thank you."
Norway wishes Denmark was half the man Sweden is in bed
"… I've had enough, let me out."
Norway, wishes he topped during sex
"…"
Norway, can't even top his own younger brother, how sad but…
Now you know Norway, the sorcerer thief that loves Doujinshi. He will never top, not even with his brother, but he doesn't mind as long as he has naked pictures of him to look at, he's cool. He's very Jealous of Finland and Sweden's relationship and wishes his partner Denmark was half the man Sweden is.
-Eternally scarred- "…..I was hoping it wouldn't get to this…"
*Calls out ghoul to attack*
Wait! Wait, wait there look
*door opens*
"….."
*Norway walks out, then turns back*
"I topped your mom last night" *shuts door*
Oh! Real mature Norway
Norway: -sees drunk!denmark- "Denmark!" You annoying ass "Let's go…I top this time."
Denmark: "But you always top.." -Still ecstatic- "Whatever, my place, here we come!" -picks up Norge and runs off with him.-
-Runs past Sweden-
Sweden: "…mmm..ew"
Finland: "I here bells in this closet?" *opens closet* "Hello?"
*sucked in*
Sweden: "…M'Wife!"
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(* Famous Norwegian cruise ship…Come on Norge, just one ticket is all I want...before you go off and top Den!….gawd, selfish Norwegians. IDK if spelled Doujinshi right… oh well it's Japanese p0rnz bt the way)
