I used an idea suggested to me in this chapter. I do not own Pai being drunk or Tokyo Mew Mew.
Pai was up all night studying a scale. Kisshu came to him the next night. "I
finally figured out what can help you," said Kish with a devious look on
his face. "What do you want?" said Pai. "You need to drink
this," said Kish. On the desk he set two bottles of pure Russian vodka.
"What is that?" asked Pai. "Stop pretending you don't know what
it is. It's alcohol. We have it on our planet. You need to be 16 to drink
though where we come from. You are 18," said Kish. "Oh no. You are
NOT getting me to drink that!" he said. "C'mon I even got you a
drinking buddy!" he said. Keiichero waved. "No means no!" said
Pai. "We will just have a drink. We'll go to the cafe," said
Keiichero. "Unless of course you prefer something else. Wine? Beer? Sake?
Rum? S'il vous plait? Whiskey? Vodka? Aged Wine?" persisted Kish.
"How do you know so much about alcohol?" asked Pai.
"Ummmm…" Kish started. "Have you drank?" asked Taruto.
"Well…" he started, "Fine. I won't lie. I have drank. I like it.
And I do it a lot!" confessed Kish. "KISSHU! You know you are not
supposed to drink!" yelled Pai. "Actually, I'm drinking right
now," said Kish. He held out the glass full of very dark red- black
liquid. "Aged wine?" he offered. "I am still mad at you,"
said Pai. "We'll go down to the cafe, have some fun and talk about our
studies," said Keiichero, "I myself haven't had a good drink in
ages," "Fine. I'll go. But only because my stress levels are
apparently very high," he said.
When they got to the cafe, they heard a noise from upstairs. It sounded like a
horror movie. "That's Ryou and his new girlfriend. He brings many home.
The man has lost it," explained Keiichero. Pai and Keiichero sat down.
Keiichero poured the vodka into a glass. Then he poured traditional Japanese
sake into another. "Cheers!" he said. Then he explained how on earth
they clink their glasses together. Clink! "Oh cheesecake that is good
sake," he said. Pai took a sip of vodka. "Not bad. So how about the
studies?" he said. However, a few drinks later…
Ryou came down at 1:51 am. He couldn't sleep. He saw Pai. The sight was going
to give him nightmares. First Pai was just giggling at the table. He was
showing emotion. Then, he fell off the chair. "What the hell did he
drink?" asked Ryou. "Pure Russian vodka," answered Keiichero,
"And no Ryou don't videotape it."
The next morning, The girls came in to find everything as normal, except for
the kitchen. The kitchen was a total disaster. Plates smashed everywhere, and
Pai in his alien form, was in the eye of the ruckus. He looked dead.
"Pai?" asked Lettuce. "What happened?" asked Ichigo.
"Kisshu peer pressured him into drinking," explained Keiichero.
"Oh no. Pai," said Lettuce. Everyone glared at Kisshu.
"What?" he said. Pai finally said something. "If pi is infinity,
does that mean I am immortal? 3.14…" he said hazily. "Wow he's still
a nerd when he's drunk!" said Taruto. "Why will the light not shut
up? Somebody kill me," groaned Pai. "Wow he's pretty bad," said
Pudding. "Ya I'll get him to the infirmary," said Keiichero. Kish
came floating in again. This time with an iPod. He was listening to music.
"I pick all my skirts to be a little bit..sexy…" he sang aloud.
Everyone burst out laughing. "Oh Kisshu you can be very girly at
times," said Mint. He couldn't hear them. "Can't change the way I am.
Sexy, naughty, bitchy me," he continued. They laughed harder. He finally
noticed. "What now?" he asked.
At Kish's apartment, he was blaring music from his headphones. Again. But it
was more masculine music. "Turn it down! I can hear you in the next
room!" said Taruto. Kish kept jamming along. "Hello? Yo? Kish?"
he tried to get his attention. "I'm a pervert. A pervert. Don't wanna
shake my hand…" he sang. Taruto went to plan B. This got Kish every time.
"Kish! Supermodels!" he yelled. "Where?" asked Kisshu
excitedly. "Kish do me a favor and turn it down," he said. He nodded.
Pai walked through the door. He said nothing. He just went to his desk and
worked. "So I put my hands up they're playing my song…" Kish sang.
"Go away Kisshu," growled Pai. Kish ignored him. "Nodding my
head like yeah. Moving my hips like yeah…" Kish started dancing. Pai
started regretting getting Kish an iPod. He thought it would keep Kish from
bugging him. Think again. "Yeaaaaaah! It's a party in the USA!" he continued.
"Please shut up!" he said. But Kish's music was too loud.
"KISSHU GET OUT OF HERE!" he yelled. Kish finally left. He sang on
the way out, "Wise men say. Only fools rush in…" Great. Now he knew
Elvis.
