A/N: So….. You all must think I'm the worst author ever! I'm so sorry I haven't updated recently. I've been so busy with school, drivers training, and cheer. Now my school years over and you're gonna be hearing from me a lot more I promise! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Disclaimer: If I did…. I'd probably have a lot more money. Sadly I am merely a broke 15 year old girl.
There was a long awkward silence. Bulma just stood there still in shock.
Chichi started to narrow her eyes. "Wait... That explains Vegeta, but not you Goku! Why didn't you tell me? I thought that after all these years we'd have trust! And another thing I-"
"Woman will you shut up with your babbling!" Vegeta cut Chichi off. "You're giving me a headache. Just shut your damn mouth!"
Chichi was about to respond but stopped when she say 18 walking towards them.
"So, your boyfriends cheating or what?" she bluntly asked. V
Bulma finally came out of her trance. "No, but they ARE hiding something from us!" she turned towards Vegeta "What's so big that you can't tell your own girlfriends? You weren't sent here to destroy the earth or something like that were you?" she poked him in the chest.
Goku, Vega, and Kendall all looked at each other and busted out laughing.
"What the hell is so funny?" Chichi questioned.
Goku wiped a tear from his eye from laughing so hard. "The saiyans haven't done that for years! Not since Lord Frieza was defeated. You don't have to worry about that."
"Well... If it's not that then what is it?" Bulma was starting to get frustrated.
Vega was about to open her mouth to speak but Vegeta stopped her.
"When that time comes, you'll know. As for now, it's none of your damn business. Let's go Kakorott."
Goku nodded. Vega, Kendall, and Vegeta all put a hand on him and in an instant they were gone.
"DAMN IT! I still had more to say! 18 where did they go? I'm gonna find Goku and give him an ear full." Chichi fumed.
"Oh wait till I get my hands on that Vegeta! Of course it's my business!"
"Guys" said 18 deciding to be the voice of reason. "If they said you'll find out when the time comes, you'll find out. In the mean time, let's go back to Bulma's. We DO have school tomorrow." 18 flew off.
Bulma crossed her arms and turned to Chichi. "Fine, we'll put this behind us for now... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMN SCOOTER?" she walked off.
-The Next Day Bulma's POV-
*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
Ugh, what the hell is that noise? Oh... That's my alarm. Well I guess I'll get dressed now. SHIT! I stubbed my fucking toe! Hmmm... What to wear? Hm, ripped jeans, long sleeve burgundy and white Fitch shirt, white cropped jean vest. I guess. AH! Who the hell is that sleeping in my other bed? Oh yeah I forgot people are over.
"Bulma is that you?"
Oh god Chichi looks like hell in the morning.
"Yeah it's me... Um Chichi, do you think you wanna get dressed? We DO have school today." not to mention you look like shit right now and it's scaring me.
"Oh yeah, hey where's 18?"
18? Shit she's over here too isn't she. I mean Yay!
"OVER HERE!"
Why the hell is she so loud... Is she in my closet? I guess that explains it.
"WE GOTTA GET READY!"
Ugh so now Chichi's yelling too. I'm too tired for this, I'm gonna go get some food.
- 2 hours later-
At school finally! Those two are worse than me when it comes to getting ready. Maybe it's because my beauty is just so natural it doesn't take that much. Heh! I'm so damn GORGEOUS! Now where is that prick Vegeta. There he is! Talking to... That skank Kendall! Why the nerve of that bimbo! Talking to my... Wait, they're cousins. I gotta remember that.
"Hey Vegeta" I had to kiss him on the cheek. He looks so good today.
"Kendall" that had to be the fakest smile of my life.
"Hey Bulma! We were just talking about you"
Look at her smiling at me and being all sweet. It makes me sick. What's with that look Vegeta just shot her.
"oh how nice." another well played fake smile. "I'm gonna go to class. Vegeta you ARE walking me right?"
He didn't even respond. All he did was grunt... So I'll take that as a yes. Maybe if I start walking he'll follow.
Ha! I was right! Score one for the Genius. Take THAT Kendall!... Oh wait, cousin. I gotta remember that.
-Normal POV (I'm tired of Bulma's crazy mind)-
Bulma and Vegeta walked into their 1st hour class to see 18 and Krillin already there.
"Hey guys" Bulma said taking a seat next to 18.
"Oh hey Bulma. 18 was just telling me about the thing with Vegeta and Goku and-"
18 elbowed Krillin in the side and shot him a look.
"Never mind" he quickly said.
"You're such a bitch baldy. We all see who the man in that relationship is" Vegeta smirked.
"Fuck you Vegeta!"
"What was that chrome dome?"
"Nothing!"
That argument went on for a few minutes without them noticing Chichi and Goku joining them at the table.
"WHY CANT WEEEE BE FRIENDS, WHY CANT WEEE BE FRIENDS!" Goku sang loudly and horribly causing several people to cover their ears.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP KAKEROT!"
Goku stopped singing.
"Goku, now that I think about it... Where's our baby? You know it's due today."
"Oh, it's in my book bag Chi"
Everyone covered their ears because they knew what was about to happen.
"WHAAAAT! YOU PUT MY PRECIOUS LITTLE GOHAN IN A BAG? WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?"
"I'm sorry Chichi! I just had no way to carry him when I was flying!"
"Give him to me! These babies are due today and we WILL get a perfect score!"
Vegeta reached for his book bag "Oh that reminds me, here is the brat woman" Vegeta threw the fake baby on the table and it started crying.
"NICE GOING VEG HEAD! Not to sound like Chichi, but is this how you'd treat a real baby? Ugh!"
"I'm a prince woman I do whatever the hell I want!"
Suddenly Vegeta's cell phone started ringing.
He answered it. "Hello?... Yes father... It was her fault!... She's just a worthless earth teacher who cares if I scared her... Yes father... Whatever... Tell mother I said hello... Whatever" he hung up the phone.
"I told you she'd call you parents" Bulma smirked.
"Shut up woman!"
"Um, eh hem... If you all are done with your very loud conversation, I've been waiting for the past 20 minutes to start my class" said the teacher.
"You shut up too vile woman! No one silences the prince of the saiyans! I should blast your head off!"
"Mr. Vegeta!... Uh what exactly is your last name?"
"None of your damn business! I'll kill the next teacher to ask me that!"
"Your mother AND father will be hearing about this young man!" she walked away and started to pass out some paper.
"Whatever" Vegeta scowled.
"So Vegeta... What is your last name? Do you even have one?" Bulma laughed while rocking their fake baby.
Vegeta just grunted and ignored her.
-Gym Class-
"So Chichi, how did you and Goku do on the whole baby project?" Bulma asked Chichi who was next to her walking on the track.
Chichi's mood instantly darkened. "We got a 95 thanks to Goku! I don't know what to do with that man I tell you!"
"Chichi that's still an A, get over it" 18 crossed her arms.
Chichi shot her an angry glare while Bulma giggled at how much of a baby Chichi was being.
"Well Vegeta and I got a 105" she proudly smiled.
"ONLY because you cheated! You had your mom and servants take care of your damn baby, so fuck your A+"
18 and Bulma looked at each other and busted out laughing at Chichi.
"Yeah, yeah laugh it up I jus-"
"LOOK THERES KENDALL!" Bulma cut her off.
"Bulma this obsession with her has got to stop. Just because she picked me over you, who cares! Let it go. Most importantly, STOP STALKING HER. she's Vegeta's cousin!"
Bulma sighed in defeat. "I guess your right. Hey, you guys wanna go to the mall after school?"
"Sure"
"Sounds good to me"
"Okay, I'll go tell the guys!" Bulma ran off to wear Goku and Vegeta were sparing.
-The mall (food court)-
"This is boring." 18 said bluntly.
Bulma smiled evilly "well we're about to make it fun! Let's play Dare!"
"You mean truth or dare Bulma?" Krillin questioned.
"Nope, dare. Truth is boring. So Goku you're first. I dare you to go into Victoria Secret and get fitted for a bra then buy a leopard thong!"
Everyone busted out laughing. Even Vegeta smirked. They all got up and walked over to Victoria secret.
"Guys, do I have to?" Goku started to chicken out.
"Yes! Now go."
He sighed and reluctantly walked inside the store. He found the nearest store clerk.
"Excuse me miss, I would like a bra fitting" he said in his usual cheery voice.
"um sure sir... For your girlfriend over there? Just tell her to come in over."
"Nope! For me. I would like a bra that makes my boobs look nice and juicy."
The lady stared at Goku in horror but tried not to let it show on her face too much.
"Of course sir" she pulled out her measuring tape.
After 20 minutes of measuring and Goku squirming and laughing the lady started to get frustrated.
"I'm sorry sir but none of the brad here will fit you. You will just have to get one customs made." the lady started to walk away but Goku stopped her.
"That's okay, please show me to where your thongs are"
"for your girlfriend right?"
"Nope! For me. I like to be Sexayyyyyyy"
The lady stared at Goku in shock and horror this time letting it clearly show on her face. 5 minutes later Goku walked out with a pink bag with a leopard thong with pink lace in it.
The group was dying with laughter "D-did you see the look on that lady's face! Ha! Priceless" Chichi laughed uncontrollably.
"Well I'm glad you think it's so funny Chi, now I have a dare for you! I dare you to go to that toy store and ask the cashier if they sell adult toys really loudly" Goku smiled feeling quite proud of himself.
Chichi paled a little in the face as they approached the toy store "well... Here goes nothin." She entered the store and walked up to the cashier in front of parents and children who were already in the line.
"hello sir, I was browsing and I was wondering if you sold and Adult Toys" the parents in line stared at her in shock and disgust why the cashier tried not to laugh.
"I'm sorry mam but this isn't that kind of store. Try lover lane"
"Aww really? Could you check in the back for me?"
"but miss-"
"Ah, ah, ahhh. The customer is always right."she cut him off.
"bu-"
"THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!"
He nodded and went to the back of the store to check. Parents in line glared at Chichi while the kids just looked confused. The man finally came back.
"No miss there are none in the back."
"Thanks! Bye." she quickly walked out the store to see her friends doubled over in laughter.
"Ha, Ha... Well it's my turn. Vegeta I dare you to go to Abercrombie, take off all your clothes and try to sell them to the cashiers naked."
"Bring it woman" he walked off towards A&F while everyone followed.
He smirked as he walked in the entrance and started to take his clothes off. When he got to the cashiers he was but naked.
"Can we help you sir?" the girl cashier said staring at Vegeta in horror.
"I would like to sell these articles of clothing"
"Um we don't do that here dude." the guy cashier spoke up
"Foolish humans! These are the clothes of a prince! I demand you buy them!"
"I'm sorry sir but we do not do that here! Please leave before I have you escorted out."
"like you weak humans could harm me." he smirked, put back on his clothes and left.
Everyone was dying with laughter at this point and could barely breathe when Vegeta returned.
"That was amusing. Now... My turn" Vegeta smirked. "Woman! I dare you to go to any food booth in the food court and order a condom flavored beverage."
"Ha! Piece of cake!"
Bulma walked over to Häagen-Dazs ice cream. The cashier looked really young. This should be amusing. She thought to herself.
"Hello I'm Bulma briefs the rich and beautiful genius and heir to Capsule Corp. Perhaps you heard of me?"
"OF COURSE I HAVE! What can I get you Miss Briefs?"
"I request a condom flavored smoothie."
"... I'm sorry Miss Briefs but we don't have those"
"What was that? Are you denying my simple request? Do I need to talk to your manager and get you fired?"
"NO, not at all miss Briefs! Give me one second." the boy took a condom out his pocket and blended it up with ice cream. "There you go ma'am"
"Hmm... Never mind" she walked away.
Everyone was cracking up with laughter.
"Bulma you're a little too good at the snooty rich girl act." Krillin laughed.
"Ha! Who says it's an Act!" Vegeta smirked.
Bulma shot him a glare. "Okay 18 your turn I-"
"Excuse me but I'm going to have to ask you 6 to leave for disturbing the peace of this mall" the mall cop said.
"Whatever wanna be cop, we'll be on our way" Bulma laughed and walked away with her friends behind her.
"Wow Bulma that was kind of mean, maybe Vegeta's starting to rub off" said Goku.
"Whatever, let's go to my house"
Everyone shrugged and flew off towards Bulma's house (well except for Bulma and Chichi who had to be carried)
A/N: So… what do you think? Please review and tell me what you think.
Bulma: Where the hell have you been?
Me: Do not start this with me, I already apologized to them.
Bulma: Whatever. *exits*
Me: Dumb son of a…. *trails off into rant*
