Melia and Kurt finally made it upstairs Kurt wearing the Paris Blue (yes a girl brand) dark wash skinny jeans, that put me to shame, the Ralph Lauren white and black belt, and a white and black designer shirt that fit his frame perfectly. I wore tight flare jeans showing off my ass, and a tight gray v-neck with rings and the necklace I bought yesterday and added a black and white vest when Kurt gave me 'the look.' We both put out make up on and I actually let my hair down for once seeing it was silky, curly, wavy, and all that jazz. Burt had just been lying out the food when Kurt and I walked to the table and I smack Finn's hand.

"Touch you die." Then Kurt grabbed my arm and sat me down next to him.

"Oh Kurt who was that douche would said u were the F-word and you made the room a South Caribbean style and he like flipped out on you. Oh! And he smacked you when you tried giving him the moist towelette?" I asked seriously and I saw Kurt's eyes dart at Finn who went pale, all color draining from his face. Maybe he was sick or-… you've got to be kidding me.

"Mel calm down its fin-" Kurt tried to reason before I cut him off

"Hell no its' not fine!" I got up and stormed out to the garage and grabbed a nice big ol wrench when Burt grabbed me.

"Finn upstairs Mel cmon" when I would budge he did the next best thing. Burt just picked me up and carried me out to the garage.

"Hey! Calm down I already yelled at him." Burt said taking the wrench.

"Who says he hasn't or won't do it again Burt, Huh? I protect Kurt with my LIFE. And I will teach him a lesson!" I yelled and Burt just crossed his arms.

"No you won't because if Kurt saw you like that he'd be afraid of you." I relaxed immediately; Burt was the only one strong enough, and brave enough, to calm me down. Kurt could calm me down but not as well as Burt.

"Fine but if I hear that word again he's dead" I threatened and Burt nodded.

"Deal, now go eat kiddo." He smiled and hugged me as we walked back. I kissed the top of Kurt's head.

"Sorry I'm an idiot." I said digging into the burger. Kurt smiled.

"No, you're protective but thank you anyways." Finn tried to slither past me. Idiot.

"I ever hear that word again and ill turn you into road kill." She said still eating.

"Y-yes M-melia." Then the doorbell rang and Finn walked over to go get it. Puck was waiting at the door in exactly what I told him. Puck was wearing a white crinkle button up shirt, rolled up the sleeves, and dark wash jeans with a black belt. Kurt looked ready to pass out seeing the top 3 buttons un-done just giving a peek at his chiseled chest.

Kurt got out his phone and text me.

-If you dressed him I am 1 thoroughly impressed and 2 holy fuck!-

I opened my phone smirking.

-haha I just know what you like now chill and act nonchalantly.-

Then I went back to eating my burger, well, all 2 bites of it. Puck walked over and sat in front of Kurt smiling.

"Hey" Puck smirked

"Hey" Kurt said in his normal voice smiling back. Oh he's good.

"Finn hungry?" I held up my package of sweet potato fries and he smiled happily.

"Thanks." He smiled munching away happily. Dude, this guy was descendant from a pooch. He acts JUST like one. Super easy to please too.

Kurt and Puck exchanged some small talk before anything before anything interesting came up worthy of me listening too. (let alone write).

"So, Kurt what are you doing today? Wanna play Wii with me?" he smirked at the rhyme. I wanted to puke but I didn't want glitter shoved down my throat by Kurt.

"Sure Puck." Kurt smiled obviously loving this I sighed.

"I'm going to make some pastries." I kissed Kurt's cheek before grabbing my keys and walking out to my car and bringing in fondant, royal icing, butter cream and cake mixings. As well as my easy bake oven and girl gourmet cake bakery just for kicks.

After an hour of extreme Wii challenges, I which Kurt totally owned Puck just so you know, they were sitting on the couch laughing.

"Today was fun. Mostly because I OWNED you at Wii." Kurt joked giggling. Puck rolled his eyes.

"Ya next time we'll play xbox and then we'll see who wins." Puck laughed pulling Kurt closer and kissed him gently on the lips.

"Ya ok" Kurt laughed kissing back. Puck placed a hand on his cheek letting his fingertips play with his hair.

"We could always have some fun." He said between kisses.

"Like what?" Kurt asked curiously about to kiss him.

"Oh c'mon Kurt. I totally know you're a little slut, I saw Melia purchase that vibrator at Spencers' for you." Puck laughed at his own joke but his face went straight when he saw Kurt's face.

"I am NOT a slut." Kurt shouted and when tears threatened he did the next best thing he ran to Melia.

"Kurt! Wait! I didn't mean it like that!" Kurt ran up to Melia who dropped everything and grabbed Kurt.

"What happened?" She asked Kurt soothing him.

"H-he called m-me a s-slut" Kurt said sobbing. I growled and Finn walked in.

"Finn take Kurt and stay in the guest room until I come get you" Finn nodded and took him and I shoved Puck back smacked his mouth. Once I heard that click nothing was holding me back, and Burt was in the garage.

"You little fucker!" I growled pulling my right fist back and gave him a right hook to the jaw then picked him up slamming him into the stairs.

"MEL! I didn't mean it-"

"Oh can it! I've heard that before!" I opened the door and literally kicked him out.

"I ever see you come near Kurt, or even try to connect him, I will pull out my gun, find you and kill you." I slammed the door and locked it.

A stunned Puck sat on the steps, staring at the door bewildered at what just happened. He sighed and got in his truck and went home. He needed a big ass apology cookie for this fuck up.

Melia groaned at her swelling fist. Then Burt came in.

"What'd you do?" Burt placed on ice on my fist.

"Go finish up you truck while I calm Kurt down then ill sit down and explain everything like I always do." He nodded and Finn walked out when I went in and calmed Kurt down.

"She's scary." Finn said Burt shook his head.

"Nahh she's just really good at acting. Just be nice to Kurt and she's actually a sweetie. She's like a diamond. A hard outer shell but once you crack it she's a gleaming gem." He smiled as Finn understood.

Melia shut the door and Kurt ran into her arms. She already almost lost Kurt once to bullies and assholes, and she almost died protecting him, and oh so help me god I will do it 9 million times more if Kurt is safe. I vowed to protect him. And no one will ever hurt Kurt.

Operation Enemy #1: Filled by: Noah 'Puck' Puckerman.