Toonville EP6: Skating Retards

(Peter, Quagmire, Joe and Cleveland are starting to watch Jackass)

Announcer: This episode contains extreme stunts performed by professionals.

Peter: Hey! My brain just hatched an idea! We'll do stupid stuff with us friends!

Joe: Didn't you see that you can't copy Jackass stunts?

Peter: Yeah, but damn it, we are becoming stuntmen. Get the rest of the friends, guys.

(Cut to outside of Peter's house)

(Peter, Joe, Cleavland, Quagmire, Phineas, Owen, Trent, Duncan, Ferb, Tyler, Geoff, Ezekiel, DJ, Flapjack, Spongebob, Courtney, Chowder, Brian, Gwen, Izzy and Schnitzel are at the sidewalk)

Peter: Alright, people, let's be stuntmen.

Ferb: Is this a good idea?

Peter: Of course, Ferb! What do you think this, Africa?

Owen: No.

(Cut to Shamble Hotel)

(Phineas, Peter, Cleveland and Owen are standing next to an elevator)

Peter: This stunt is called "Elevator P**n". Phineas will watch p**n in a elevator with Blue Ranger Cleveland. (Said people walk into the elevator and go down)

Peter: (After the elevator starts going down) Wait for it... (A splat is heard)

Phineas: Ahh! (The elevator goes up and the elevator door opens showing Phineas holding his groin in pain and Cleavland. There is sperm all over the elevator)

Peter: Oh, my god!

Quagmire: Oh, how the hell?!

Cleavland: It wasn't me!

Phineas: Ugh! (Dies)

Peter: Uh-oh.

(Cut to the neighborhood sidewalk)

(Spongebob wearing roller skates with fireworks tied to them, Trent, Duncan and Peter are there)

Peter: This stunt is called "Roller-Fireworks". Spongebob going roller skating down the sidewalk wearing fireworks on the roller skates. (Lights up the fireworks)

Spongebob: I think it's working. (BOOOM!!!!)

Peter: Oh, my god!

Duncan: Whoa!

Trent: Oh, god!

(Cut to Peter's house)

(Peter, Tyler, Duncan, Courtney and Izzy are near a closet. Peter and Courtney are in the closet)

Peter: Me and Courtney will play 7 Minutes in Heaven. Close the door, God! (Izzy closes the door)

(Later)

(Peter and Courtney are kissing)

Izzy: Wow!

Tyler: Damn!

(Peter and Courtney stop kissing)

Courtney: Ugh!

Peter: It's okay.

Duncan: (Growls softly)

(Schnitzel walks in)

Schnitzel: Radda?

(Cut to Lake Quahog)

(Joe wearing a hero costume, Brian in his van and Peter are there)

Joe: Hey, I'm Joe, and I'm the American superhero. Let er' rip! (Brian drives the van, turns and pulls Joe over the ramp)

Joe: Whaa-hoo!

Brian: Oh, boy.

Joe: Yah…! Oof! (Falls into the lake and drowns)

Peter: Whoops.

(Peter, Owen and Courtney are in Peter's bedroom)

Peter: This stunt is called "Rape".

Chowder: This is…

CENSORED

(The remaining people are in Peter's station wagon)

Peter: Ok, this is the big finale. (Drives it off a skyscraper)

All: AHHH!!!!

Peter: Jump!

Rest of Gang: OK! (All but Trent, Ezekiel and Tyler jump out of the car with parachutes, killing them)

Peter: That wraps that up or should I say "That rapes that up"? (Laughs)

(End