Chapter 9- Who's the mysterious figure?

'I hate the government more than you and me..' The 8o's protest singer droned.

'Ahhh!' We yelled.

Suzi Squirrel appeared to say bad jokes.

'Waiter, I want a table with a view' Suzi crowed.

'(#) Here's your view of your feet' Slappy said as she used a chainsaw to cut a hole in the table to reveal Suzi's feet.

'Get her, Aunt Slappy!' Skippy cheered as Slappy and Suzi fought each other in a cloud of white mist.

Daniel Boone appeared in the arena, content with capturing us when the hooded figure appeared.

'Who are you?' Yakko asked.

'I'm a bad guy' The figure said.

'We know that but what's your name?' Dot persisted.

'Er…' The figure began.

'Are you Skippy?' Zack asked.

'Why would I? I'm evil' The figure replied.

'Buddy?' I asked.

'Hey!' Buddy cried.

'I meant the one with freaky wided eyes that stared with the warners in their first apperances when they kept whacking him with a mallet' I explained, matter-of-factually.

'Nope, we've gone through that before in the 'warners' 65th anniversary' special' The figure replied.

'Walter Wolf?' Slappy asked.

'No'

'Beanie the brain-dead bison?' Spot asked.

'No'

'Sid the squid' Max asked.

'Nope'

'Mr Plotz?' Lith asked.

'No…'

'How about Justin Bieber?' Wakko asked.

'Who?'

'I don't either' Wakko replied.

'Cindy Crawford in disguise?' Yakko said, his heart thumping.

'No way'

'Patch?' Misty asked.

'No'

'Come on! We all get the picture here!' Dot cried at the top of her voice.

'And the winner is…' Yakko began, 'That death guy from 'Meatballs or consequences!'.

'What?!' The figure exclaimed as he jumped in surprise revealing his green eyes and bony face.

"Here have some dynamite down your pants" Slappy said as she placed dynamite down Suzi and Death's pants while everyone ran to the far corner of the arena as they both blew up.

'That guy's not the kidnapper! I am!' a menacing voice cried from the shadows as another person wearing a black cloak with the hood covering his face appeared.

'Buddy?' Yakko asked.

'Who? That's not my name. My name is…er… menacing man. Yeah, that's it' The other figure stuttered.

Then luck came to our side, two huge mallets appeared above both cloaked figures along with Suzi.

'That's Buddy alright' Dot exclaimed.

'hit it, Wakko!' Yakko cried as Wakko made the mallets fall on top of Death, Suzi and The figure who turned out to be Buddy again, the one with the slightly freaky but annoying laugh.

Then the others turned up and we brought out Baloney to torment Suzi, Death and Buddy for eternity as we ran out of the arena as fast as we could.

'Well, that was interesting' Max said.

'That totally ruined our romantic adventure' Zack moaned.

'Stay positive and we can finish where we left off' Tango stated as we found a wooden cabin close to my house with a pond under the moonlight and we sat around the campfire, playing true or dare along with 21 dares.

'Yakko, Have you ever been on a special date with a girl?' Katie asked.

'One time but I hardly remember it now' Yakko replied.

'Wakko, have you ever been kissed by a girl?' Wendy asked.

'No' Wakko replied.

Then Wendy kissed him and they both blushed.

'Lucy, have you ever kissed a girl?' Natsu asked.

'No' Lucy replied.

Then Natsu kissed her and they blush at the exact same time.

'Time to go, guys. We're not needed here anymore' Gray said.

'We're needed back in at the guild in Fiore' Erza urged.

'Bye guys!' Natsu yelled as a purple cloud surroded them to take them home.

'Ayee!' Happy said.

'Don't get frozen' Gray said.

'I'm going to go out with Natsu!' Lucy cheered.

'Don't forget to let the anime writers and manga artist know about that, ok?' I called out to her.

'Ok, I promise' Lucy replied with a grin.

'Be strong, Warner Rangers' Erza said as they all disappeared.

Soon as they disappeared, a tall man with brown eyes and blond short hair dressed a red, green, blue and orange-yellow striped solider outfit crept out of the darkness. 'I was the one that Erza sensed' The man said, in a mysterious voice.

'How do you know her name?' I asked.

'Because I was once like you, a anime and cartoon lover but one day a group of kids saw me watching it on my phone and laughed at me saying I was watching stuff for babies. I was so humiliated that I ran all the day home, crying and for that day on I vowed to get my revenge' The man explained as a two male lions appeared on either side of him, made of orange, yellow, red, green and blue gems for each element.

'Just so you know, I'm not the avatar' The man snared as he fired air blasts at us.

'I am Linnet, The next dark avatar anime and cartoon hater alive!' he screamed but out of the trees came brave Patch who scratched Linnet's face while we attacked the loins with comedy attacks.

'Tacos! Get ya tacos here! You want one? I can tell you like them extra hot!' Slappy said as she gave one of the lions a dynamite taco and ran away of reach as it blew up in the lion's face which broke into pieces.

Misty appeared behind the other lion and Tango destroyed it with his blue whip.

'You're surrounded now, Linnet' Zack said in a bugs bunny disguise outfit munching a carrot as he said like Bugs would.

'Fire!' Yakko yelled as the warners fired a canon at Linnet which made him vanish from existence.

'Hey! Where's the pianos?' Slappy asked. Then a piano fell on top of Suzi who had limped after us undeceted. 'Thank you' Slappy added.

'This wild, dawg. Totally wild' Skippy said.

'What did he say?' Wakko asked.

'I haven't got a clue, Wakko' Dot replied.

'Let's go home' I said as we were transported back but Linnet had appeared in Cartoon Burbank briefly and closed the link between reality and the cartoon world before being totally erased.

'we're going home now, guys' Yakko said as he got his 'WB' badge to open the portal back to their world but it didn't work.

'I guess we're staying here for now' Wakko stated.

'Yay!' Everyone cried.

'Dare time: I dare everyone to kiss' I declared once Max closed my bedroom door.

So Max kissed Zack, Lavender kiss Daffy and Bunny, Tango kissed Spot, Lith kissed Kenny, I kissed YRDJ….well, you get the idea.

Then Slappy handed a bunch of flowers to all of us.

My sister came in the room and we all gave her the flowers and once she went into her room, we heard a loud blast.

'Now that's comedy!' Slappy announced.

'Goodnight, Nurse!' Everyone exclaimed.

Dot's Poetry corner

'And now Dot's poetry corner' the overheard lady said.

'The fair lamb. The fair lamb bought a ham but didn't it was his cousin Tam and unwittingly got caught by a hunter in his underwear. Thank you' Dot recited.

'This has been another visit to Dot's poetry corner' The lady said

End of skit

Well there's the exciting follow-up for now! I have no idea what to do next!

If you have any ideas or plot ideas then PM me, ok?

Patch will appear with Elmyra this time!

It's not finished just yet, there's still a summer adventure, Easter adventure, Halloween adventure and later on a christmas adventure similar to the 'A Warner Christmas' story I wrote last year!

So stay tuned!

Read and review or evil Linnet will get you! Or the warners will say:

Dot: Set three extra places!

Yakko, Wakko & Dot: We're coming over for dinner!

Yakko: As long as you're not having tuna wiggle again!