A/N: I don't really feel like writing I don't have enough inspiration…something seems to lack the story and I have no idea what it is…hmm…I drew Ino but I couldn't draw Itachi I used to draw him but after some tiring school months I neglected drawing him and now I can't draw him again! I'm so sorry my dear love Itachi! I can't draw you anymore!

Somebody Slaps the Authoress

Yeah I'm awake...I'm just dead! Standard Disclaimer applied though I own the plot so I'll sue anybody who claims the plot for themselves!

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Moments later his eyes closed he was asleep, deep in his slumber. Deep in the arms of a beautiful stranger, who he never knew that love can exist. He never felt this kind of warmth in his cold lonely nights…

...The scent of this girl gently caressed him in his sleep.

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In the kitchen Deidara is bringing up the heat, literally. On his right hand was a spatula, sweat was trickling on his face and his frustration erupted.

"Darn you are friggin' egg! How can I make a perfect sunny side up?"

If you look in the pan closely it's pretty obvious that Deidara can't cook you can see it through the burnt egg, on the table Kisame growled.

"You Idiotic weirdo! Why did you burn the egg this is the 3rd time you wasted a good egg for breakfast."

"Well Sorry Sharky boy! Itachi is supposed to be up hours ago and cooked breakfast! Our prince is a lazy bum at the moment."

"Why don't we it his cereal instead." Kisame said

"Do you want me to turn into shiitake mushroom? You know how much the majesty gets mad if we eat his food." Deidara complained.

"You idiot you don't even know how to cook!" Kisame growled.

"But I have too! I was supposed to cook for tomorrow."

"I can't survive with Deidara's cooking everyday!" Kisame thought.

"Finally I've made the perfect breakfast! 2 blue berry waffles, pan cake with butter and the perfect sunny side up egg! With fresh orange juice and milk! Yey I did it!"

"Finally about time, time for my meal!" Kisame squealed. As he was about to dig in the tray but Deidara swapped the tray away and his fore finger in front of Kisame wagging.

"Naaaaa..! not for you hun."

"What do you think your doing you moron! You…you…you…"

"You will be eating the 3 eggs I wasted this morning since you're the one complaining."

"But you are unfair one of this burnt eggs even has egg shells!"

"Well sorry pal you can't talk me out of this! Well then Kisame bon appetite." Deidara teased

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While he was going to Ino's room he passed by a flower patch, and he saw one sunflower which was not supposed to be there along with lilies, daffodils, Iris and other forest flowers. It was still beautifully blooming facing the small ray of sun being covered by a cloud of trees.

He picked it up and placed it in a little vase in the tray. He gave a small smile and stared at the beautiful sunflower, he touched one of its petals and then at thought that Ino might be hungry. He immediately went to her room. Excited to see her face griming against the beautiful sunlight. As he opened the door and he entered he placed the tray by the table and was surprised that there is not a sight of Ino. He immediately went out of the room looking for her; he was running, and running in the halls looking for her until he saw Sasori sitting by the garden, reading a news paper.

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"Man we're really popular these days!" Sasori said.

"Hey Sasori have you seen blondie?"

"The blondie I know here is you Deidara."

"Quit fooling around man! Can you just tell me where she is hun?"

"You have no right to call me hun coz' you're not my wife."

"I'm sorry dude but have you seen her or did she run away again?"

"For what I know she was in her room last night. Why don't you wake up Itachi and let him help you in the search hunt."

"Uh…yeah he still has to re pay me something coz' I did his chores for today."

Sasori calls Deidara's attention. "Hey did you make break fast this morning."

Deidara was shivering. "Uhh…I don't want to mess up with Sasori he has a bad temper." Deidara thought.

"Uhh…what did you have. Besides I have nothing to do with it." Deidara said sweat dropping.

"Well somebody made my coffee a bit too stale. Thing is I kina like it when Zetsu makes the coffee. Yet I know you made the coffee this morning."

"How did you know I made the coffee?"

"The coffee you made doesn't even look like coffee, it looks more like mush green piece and taste really really weird."

"Well that wasn't supposed to be coffee that was supposed to be green tea with egg whites." Deidara thought.

"Oh what are you still standing there for run along now…go wake up Itachi." Sasori said

After Deidara left he whispered something… "Ohh..Deidara I'm so gonna kill you later."

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Deidara's standing in front of Itachi's door, written in Japanese was "do not disturb" and there was this button by the door saying "do not press. Press only in case of emergency."

Deidara sweat dropped. "But this is an emergency the blondie is missing, oh well I have to do this." As he pressed the button, a sign board appeared with another button. "Is this really, really, really and emergency if this is really, really, really, an emergency press the big blue button. Deidara sweat dropped again.

"Come on Itachi this is no time to fool around." Then he pressed the big blue button.

And then another sign board appeared from the do not disturb sign. "Well you asked for it! Now press the big red button."

And then a big red boxing glove came out of the sign board and punch Deidara with full force, and then a record voice of Itachi when he was 13 played. "How many time would I have to tell you do not disturb didn't you read the sign or you just can't read!"

"Ouch…maybe he used to use this when Sasuke keeps on bugging him. Why don't I just simply knock?"

He knocked. No answer he knocked gain no answer, then he got his mega phone and a very huge amplifier and placed it on the highest intensity and connected it to his mega phone…counted 1, 2, 3… "WAKE UP UCHIHA ITACHI!"

Inside the room.

Itachi was kinda startled.

"Huh its morning already, the sun is too bright." As Itachi was about open the door he looked at the girl beside him, and he smirked a bit she was cuddling very closely to him.

Itachi got out of the bed slowly making sure that he won't wake up Ino, to avoid her getting angry early in the morning, but Ino was a squirming in a way so he replaced himself with a pillow. He slowly went to the door not reconsidering putting a shirt on. He also forgot to wear a slipper that's why he felt the cold floor. (There was no carpet)

As Itachi was about to open the door…he noticed something wrong, he looked back at the bed and saw Ino rubbing her eyes.

"You better cover yourself." Itachi said

"Huh? Why? What am I doing in your room?" Ino said quite shock

"You we're sick."

"Oh…I see…thank…you…" Ino said in a whisper she was kind of embarrassed that she has to stay in Itachi's room and be a sort of a burden, she looked at his bare chest, he was heck muscular and hot if it wasn't for her pride she could have said it in his face.

Itachi didn't reply and went towards the door he turned the knob, as he opened it Deidara was there. He was had a black eye due to the boxing glove.

"Where did you get that black eye?" Itachi asked

"So much for waking you up." Deidara replied

"So why did you wake me up?" Itachi asked.

"Blondie's missing." Deidara said almost urgency in his voice

Itachi sighed and looked at Ino, and Deidara was kinda shocked to see her there in Itachi's bed. He looked at Itachi's bare chest and gave him a weird look. With that Deidara left, he was kind of sad.

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Deidara hurriedly left and went back to the room where he left the tray, he looked at the sunflower, it already withered a bit a sunflower does need the sun…Deidara sighed and went to the kitchen with the tray. As he entered Kisame already finished the ruined eggs, and Kisame then noticed him and looked at the untouched tray with the perfect breakfast.

"So could I have that?" Kisame asked

"Yeah." Deidara's voice was firm but his tone of sadness was quite obvious

Kisame didn't bother asking anything further and started eating. Deidara walked out of the room went to the flower patch. He lay down at the grass and stared at the skies. He had feelings for Ino he knew it the first time he saw her at the forest that's why even if he's intention was to kill anybody in the way of his real mission—to recapture Haruno Sakura.

He unfastened his Akatsuki Cloak, this feelings swelling up in him was foreign, and the first time he ever felt it.

A/N: Yeah I'm SO SORRY! I updated so late…! And sorry for the Crappy Chapter…To be honest…most part of this chapter was made by my friend that's why it's so out-of-character…she said that it's okay to be weird and comedic from time to time…so…I'm REALLY SORRY!