I have the flu so that's why I haven't updated! I'm really sorry! Okay fanfiction was down or something for like a few hours and I had chapter 8 all ready and so I tried like 9 times but it failed. I forgot that chapter 8 wasn't in there and like while I was writing this I realized. I'm kinda slow. I'm told that all the time…
The Reunion
"Sakura, yeah?" Deidara knocked on her door.
"Hmm," She yawned. It was early in the morning and she was still half asleep.
"Kisame wants you to make breakfast, yeah." He told her.
"Really? I never thought sharky liked my cooking!" Sakura exclaimed coming out in her tank-top and short shorts. She smiled brightly and started to dance around.
"Uh…What are you doing, yeah?" Deidara asked.
"I'm just so happy that sharky actually will eat my cooking! I'm going to make him a fish omelette." Sakura cackled.
"Um actually he doesn't….Zetsu told me to tell you that so you could make everyone else breakfast. Kisame would rather die than eat your cooking, yeah." Deidara told her and ran away.
Sakura sighed "Give me 5 minutes."
She got changed and headed for the kitchen. She opened the door to see everyone waiting for her. She washed her hands, put her hair back and got to work. She made bacon, eggs, pancakes, waffles, sausages and a fish omelette just for Kisame. She set the food on the table and went over to the fridge. She opened the large door and saw the little shelf labelled "KISAME'S STUFF" she grabbed something that resembled her fish omelette and threw it in the trash. She carefully put her fish omelette where the unknown food was before. Sakura laughed mercilessly. She grabbed a chair beside Deidara and started eating.
"What are you guys eating?" Kisame came into the room disgusted.
"Hmm nothing…" Sakura laughed.
"It smells terrible. Why aren't you eating outside?" He grumbled.
"More people eat this food than your umm food…." She told him.
"Fine! I'll eat outside!" He grabbed the omelette and went out the door. Sakura grabbed a camera and sprinted to the window. Tobi, Deidara, Zetsu, Kakuzu, Kyo, leader and Itachi also went to the window to see what was going on. Sakura snickered as she saw Kisame take his first bite out of the fish omelette.
"This is better than yesterday's!" Kisame grinned taking another bite.
"Revenge is so sweet." Sakura giggled as she took another picture.
"I gotta stop eating all the other foods now. This is the best food I've had in a long time." Kisame said to himself.
"When should I tell him he's a cannibal now?" Sakura whispered.
"After we blackmail him." The leader told her.
"Good idea!" Sakura smiled. She kept on taking pictures.
Kisame finished his meal and came inside to see everyone laughing.
"What's so funny?" He eyed them.
"Look at these pictures shark-kun!" Sakura snickered.
"Whatever." He grabbed the pictures and added "It's me eating….so?"
"You were eating a fish omelette. You are a cannibal! You're a murderer. You're a fish. You're my best friend's father's sister's cousin's mother's aunt's friend's uncle's brother's friend. I know all about you." Sakura glared at him during her speech.
"That was…a….fish…omelette…?" Kisame's eyes widened "I'm going to die in 7 days!"
"I get his money!" Kakuzu yelled.
"I get his room!" Tobi smiled.
"…?"
"It's beside Sakura's room." Tobi said dreamily.
"You're across from her room though…" Zetsu told him.
"Yes but can I make a hole through our walls to make a peep hole? No! I must have one! It's my dream!" Tobi raised his fist to his chest.
"Why is sharky dieing in 7 days?" Sakura asked Kisame.
"My good'ol dad told me that if you eat a fish that you'll die in 7 days. That's how he and my mom died. I couldn't sleep for a week." Kisame started crying.
Sakura patted him on the back "You'll see them in 7 days. Be happy."
"You're right…" Kisame stopped crying and stomped off to his room.
"Wow 3 Akatsuki members dead because of me? I'm amazing. I should be Hokage." Sakura patted herself on the back.
"I say we get rid of her," Kakuzu whispered to the leader.
"NEVER! She's the eye candy!" He shouted back.
"Don't worry! I'll only kill the members I don't like. So Kyo, Zetsu, leader and sharky but he's pretty much gone." Sakura smiled. Kyo ran away. Zetsu glared then ran away. Leader laughed and Kisame was already gone.
"You like me?" Tobi asked.
"You're annoying but you remind me of Lee and I love Lee!" Sakura smiled.
Tobi was running over to kiss her. Itachi glared. Tobi ran away. She added "In a brother kind of way!"
"So we're friends, yeah?" Deidara asked her.
"Definitely!" Sakura smiled.
"I'm not gonna die, yeah!" Deidara skipped off happily.
"You do know that Kisame is a drama queen right?" Itachi asked.
"Everybody knows that!" Sakura smiled cheerfully.
"He was being overdramatic when he said he was going to die. He's just mad that he's a cannibal now." Itachi told her.
"I know! I was just joking around! I'm just figuring out a way to kill him! I'm thinking a fishing pole would be ironic but funny! What's your opinion?" Sakura asked him.
"Hm… I say you kill him fast and easy. He deserves a quick death. He's an honourable ninja." Itachi spoke.
"I say slow and painful! He's mean to me! Aren't you gonna stick up for me? You're my boyfriend!" Sakura whined.
"What you want to make-out?" He glared at her.
"…NO! PERVERT! I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T A RAPIST!" Sakura started shouting.
"Do you want me to make you shut up?" He asked.
"Make me!" She stuck out her tongue. Itachi kissed her. He pushed her up against the wall and they started making out. Sakura slapped him "I hate you! Don't ever do that again!"
She ran out of the kitchen to the lake. She turned into the forest until no one could see her. Her legs buckled underneath her as soon as she was out of sight. She had run at least 15 miles. She kept on crying and crying "Why do I? Why do I?"
"Sakura?" A voice called her name.
"….Yes?" She sniffed.
"Is it really you? I thought you were dead!" The person came and hugged her. Sakura saw the familiar platinum blond hair and smiled.
"Ino! I missed you too!" Sakura started laughing.
"Lee! Shikamaru! Naruto! Get your lazy asses over here!" Ino screeched.
"Damn troublesome woman…" Shikamaru muttered.
"Ino is extra youthful today!" Lee shouted.
"I have to find some ramen!" Naruto grinned.
"Hey you guys!" Sakura greeted them.
She was tackled by Lee first because of his amazing speed and then by Naruto with his extra energy. Shikamaru just had his eyes opened wide.
"Shikamaru we can now get married!" Ino squealed.
"You two are getting married?" Sakura asked shocked.
"She said she wouldn't get married to me until we found her best friend. That's why I'm here." He explained.
"You know you missed her!" Ino teased her fiancée.
"Fine." He muttered.
"Sakura-chan! Where were you?" Naruto asked.
"I was….unconscious…" Sakura lied. She didn't have to but even though she was with the Akatsuki for less than a month she still loved them like a family.
"For three weeks?" Shikamaru asked suspicious.
"Yes…." Sakura kept the lies coming. She had to protect her family.
"Weird…" Shikamaru eyed Sakura before adding "Let's head back,"
"Come on my love!" Lee shouted.
"Lee…I missed you…" Sakura smiled sadly.
"You….did…? ...SAKURA I LOVE YOU!" Lee yelled.
"That's nice…" Ino rolled her eyes.
Sakura stared back at the direction she came from. She waved good-bye to nobody and waited for Ino to say something. She was just standing there struggling to move. So were the boys. Everyone was frozen in place. Sakura turned to see Kisame glaring down at her.
"Hey! Miss me?" Sakura giggled.
"You made me a cannibal; I make you eat your friends." Kisame spat.
"If you did that…I'd kill you." Sakura smiled evilly.
"You may win against me but can they?" He laughed.
"Take me back and "capture" me and I'll go back willingly. I have some things to settle." Sakura whispered.
"I'm taking pinky! Any objections? You won't be released for a few hours…make sure you don't get killed by rouge bandits…" Kisame picked up Sakura roughly and they were off.
"Unhand my woman," A young man called after they were about 2 miles away from the Konoha ninja.
"Oh shit! I forgot about him." Sakura cursed under her breath.
"Sakura do you want to go with shark boy to Akatsuki? Or would you rather have a lifetime of riches and having my children?" Sasuke asked her.
"Sharky let me go," Sakura squirmed out of Kisame's grasp and yelled in Sasuke's face "Only I can call him anything fish, shark or some other brilliant name, got it?"
"Does my girlfriend have some trouble understanding my orders?" Sasuke asked her. Sakura punched him in the face. She also punched him in the shoulder.
"Go to hell Uchiha." She spat.
"Sakura. You. Are. Mine." He stated.
"No Sasuke you're mine! I love you! I'll do anything for you! I'll marry you! Kiss me now! Are those the words you want me to say? Why not use your fan girls? If you still have any… They must be pretty strong if they can find you and chase you." Sakura spat once more.
"Sakura it's time for me to kill my brother. Move aside." Itachi came out of nowhere and softly pushed Sakura to the side.
"You're working with Akatsuki now Sakura? I thought you had more sense than that," Sasuke laughed.
"You're so lucky your brother is gonna kick your ass instead of me. I swear I've been planning Kisame's death for so long that I got a lot of ideas." Sakura laughed.
"Will you please shut up?" Itachi asked her politely.
Sakura rolled her eyes and yelled "Kisame let's go grab a seat. I can't wait for the entertainment to start. Tobi and others should be coming soon!"
TBC..
I HAD No ideas so I just added Sasuke…..I do that a lot. Should Sasuke live or die? Let's Start the vote!
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