I decided to add just a little more. I just couldn't leave you guys hanging with that last parody, so here's one more thing.

A/N:Don't own anything. Except my brain... hopefully I won't lose that like I did with the flower...

Ed goes up to Envy who's just kinda standing around. "Envy!" He cries as he grabs the front of his shirt. "Why are you doing this? Who is paying you to torture me like this?"

Envy looked down at Ed. "Kimbley."

"What's he paying you? I'll pay double..no, triple, if you'll just stop!" Ed cried.

Envy thought for a moment. "He's paying me 50 bucks."

Ed dug around in his pockets for a moment before pulling out 150 dollars. "Here! Just leave me alone!"

"Thanks, but you really didn't have to pay me. I was gonna leave you alone anyways. I don't have anything else to do." Envy said as he walked away with the money.

Ed just looked at Envy then fell to his knees and began sobbing. "Why me...?"