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Chapter 9

Simon walked into the apartment looking around to make sure he got some alone time before he had to break any weird ass news.
Putting his keys down pretty loudly he heard a thump and what he thought sounded like an ow.

"Hello?" Simon peeked around the corner to hastily look into the hallway to see if anyone was there.

"Uh sup Dude?" Jordan's head peeked out of the door to his bedroom.

"Come into the living room for a sec I've got MAJOR news and it can't wait. I got to tell you before Jace comes home.

"K… What's up?" He came out and plopped on the plushy couch. Stretching and yawning like Simon had just woke him up. Simon now realized the ow had come from him falling out of bed since his hair was disheveled and he was only wearing his boxers.

"Well you remember Clary's dad did all that bad stuff or whatever blah you've heard it. And now he is dead?"

"Yes. Simon what the hell? Spit it out and make sense"

"Frig I haven't even started the story yet" Simon started to pace and sweat. Wait, did vampires even sweat? Well, cold sweat."He is alive. The bad guy from before you came is alive and he wants to make nice. Now remember this IS the guy who told Clary and Jace they were brother and sister" As Jordan took it in his look was between confusion and weirded out.

"You okay? Or…"

"Omg So what the hell do we do? We can't tell Jace he'd have a stroke. But wait how do you know all this?"

"Oh well here's the hard part. He is sorta kinda in the middle of dating my mother" Simon shuffled in embarrassment.

Jordans reponse didn't make Simon feel any better. Doubling over in laughter.

"Does your mom know what he has done and is capable of doing?"

"YES YES YES OH MY GOD YES" Frustration punched Simon in the chest and he went on cursing when they heard the lock click.

"Oh fu-" Jordan and Simon said simultaneously.

"HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT? I HAVE SEBASTIAN IN MY HEAD AND HE PEEPED ON ME AND CLARY DOING THE DIRTY" Jace sounded happy but his face was furious.

Now it was Jordan and Simon both doubling over in laughter.

Saved by the crazy shadowhunter.