Ok, here it is, the last chapter. It's been a long, stupid ride, hasn't it? Sorry it took so long to finish updating this, I'm sure that no one cares about/likes this story, but heck, we were proud of it at the time we wrote it. And then we never got around to finish posting it.

Well, in any case, I hope you enjoy reading this, the final chapter.

Disclaimer: We still do not own any of these characters except for those based upon ourselves.

Chapter 9: Ze End!

The first game was well underway before anything interesting happened, so Arfea decided to skip to the good stuff.

Fro-DuhZombieKing and Legolas were pretty evenly matched...until the Zombie started playin dirty.

VERY dirty. He used his zombie minons to distract Legolas with a combination of grabbing his arms, dancing around, reciting quotations from popular movies, and, the clincher, extremley bad haidos. NO proper hairdesser can resist trying to tame unruly locks, and Legolas had to use every of his 3 ounces of manliness to resist the urge to be distracted. Fortunatley, he was also an excellent ping-ponger, so he managed to win the first game.

Legolas was determined to play fairly, but it was becoming increasingly hard to concentrate; not only were the Zombies distracting him, but everyone was cheering his name...his elvish ears were overloaded!

"EVERYONE SHUT UP!" He cried, "I can't hear myself think! AND GET THE ZOMBIES OUT OF HERE AND PLAY FAIR AND SQUARE ZOMBIE KING! Or, I won't have sex with you even if you do win..."

"We made a deal: you have to do what I wish. Do you want your little friends free or not?"

Legolas stared at the floor. "... Yes. They're my friends. Even though I havent had any extreme problems for them to be there for me, they still were there for me in case I did. Sure, they started liking me for the sex, but they got to know me, and they became my friends." He looked him straight in the eye. "I will defeat you. For I am..." He ripped his shirt off to reveal a Gold metal. "THE PING PONG CHAMPION OF ALL ELVES!!"

Fro-duhZombieKing, distracted by the site of Legolas' bare chest, nearly lost the second game, but came back from behind when someone else who was ogling Legolas decided to see if he could touch him. Legolas freaked and lost the second game.

Now they were down to the wire...

This game would decide the fate of MiddleEarth, Zombies, or Elf-hobbit and Human-hobbit children.

Both, in my opinion, are quite scary, but anways...

Anyways, it was the final game. Each contestant was given a five minute break to relax and/or ensure she-- no, he be able to play his best.

While Froduh ZombieKind was sitting on a beach in malibu during those 5 minutes, Legolas was taping his friends mouthes shut and fixing all the zombies hairdos in record time. It was quite a feat. Soon, however, the five minutes ended, and the Final match begun. Legolas wisely decided to put his shirt back on, but left it slightly unbuttoned...just in case.

Fro-duhZombieKing was feeling very confident, for he had an ace up his sleeve. And so the match began. It was a fast paced, pulse-pounding, a very close game .

It was when Froduh was behind by 3 points that he decided to pull out his ace.

Legolas was just about to serve when Froduh screamed "Stop!" He summoned Boromir to his side, and pulled an ace of spades from his sleeve.

From the void, the authoresses sweatdropped. "I didn't mean that literally..." Arfea said to Alcnolien who was currently writing. "I know, but I felt it would provide comic relief!" Alcy said with a grin.

Back to story.

The Ace of spades that Froduh held was actually a knife, and he held it against Boromir's jugular. "Surrender, or Boromir Dies!"

Legolas shrugged his shoulders, "He's a zombie, he'll come back again until you make him a real person again."

Fro-DuhZombieKing thought about this for a moment, then dropped BoroZombie and grabbed Pippin. "Fine, then he and his...er...unborn child DIE!!"

Legolas stopped his paddle mid-swing. "You wouldn't!"

Fro-DuhZombieKing smirked, "Try me!"

Legolas' shoulders slumped, "I can't have you kill Pippin... I," But before he could finish, BoroZombie sprung into action and grabbed Pippin.

"No! You can't kill him! I love him!" Boromir shouted. "I won't let you!" Boromir, who was the first zombie to be awakened, forced Legolas and Froduh into an alternate dimension: this way, the game was fair.

Legolas smirked, while FroduhZombieking reeled back. "NO! THIS ISN'T POSSIBLE! I CAN'T BRING US BACK!"

Legolas smirked, "So we're stuck here until one of us loses! And it WON'T be me!" With that he served the ball so hard, Fro-DuhZombieKing's head smacked back as it bounced straight into his forehead. Legolas grimaced, "That won't look good when he turns back..."

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR? I THOUGHT WE WERE PLAYING FAIR?" Frodo shouted with a HUGE anime anger mark on his head.

"It was an accident! Let's just get on with the game!" Legolas said with a sweatdrop. So they continued to play. On one final spectacular hit, Legolas won the game.

Legolas smiled, "Now, you have to change everyone back, and leave Frodo's body!" Fro-DuhZombieKing didn't like this, and threw himself at Legolas, (like Saurman in TTT when he charged at Gandalf in Theoden's body) And Legolas, (like Gandalf) just hit him, hard. "Get out now." said Legolas through bared teeth.

Froduh sighed. "Fine. But before I go, can I have one peek? Please?"

Legolas stood there for a moment. "PERVERT!" He shouted, kicking him in the stomach again and again. "GET OUT OF MY FRIEND'S BODY, NOW!" BRING BACK BOROMIR! LEAVE THIS WORLD!" He kept kicking all the time he was shouting.

However, Frodo had regained himself when Legolas realized that he was back in Orthanc. Froduh was gone: Frodo was back to normal. The last five kicks had been felt by Frodo, and seen by his friends.

"Oops."

Pippin and Borry were happily reunited and hugging each other. Legolas, however, was not so happily reunited with Frodo.

"Oh, Frodo, I'm sorry!" He said, helping Frodo into a chair.

Frodo shook his head, "Its alright Legolas, stop fussing!"

At his shout, Legolas jumped up and moved away.

He mumbled something incoherent, and moved out of the door onto the steps.

Frodo followed, "Legolas...thanks for saving me from Fro-duh."

"Wow, that was lame," Said Aragorn from behind. Frodo twitched.

"And, if you don't want him, I'll take him!" Said Aragorn with a smile, at which Merry growled angrily.

Frodo looked at Legolas. "Nah, I think I'll keep him. I've still got to get to know him from here." He smiled, and Legolas smiled back.

The wind blew in their hair. Aragorn coughed as Merry fumed. "Well, I'll just leave you two alone..." He then got dragged away by the collar. Merry was VERY angry.

They stood there a moment. Frodo ran toward Legolas and jumped into his arms. Legolas hugged back. They both cried. "Legolas... I'm so sorry..."

(( AN- this is a very old story that we haven't updated in ages, and throughout the various transfers to different computers and such, it seems we've lost a bit of whatever part of the story happened here. We apologize profusely.))

Frodo smiled. "I'll look foreward to it." They then looked at

the floor. Then at each other. Legolas put Frodo down, and they each rubbed the back of their heads.

They stood there awkwardly for several very loooong moments...

...

Legolas grabbed Frodo by the wrist and dragged him off to another room, and shut the door behind them.

THE ENNNNNN-DUH!