CHAPTER 3-X: JONTRON GONE WILD


"Aaron, how are we gonna get out of this cage?" JonTron asked.

"Remember what this facility is being used for, Jon?" Egoraptor said while knocking him on the noodle. "The gold in this place is made out of bread, and this cage is made out of gold!"

"Aha! … What does that mean?"

Without saying another word, Egoraptor grabbed JonTron by the head, opened his mouth wide, and thrust him into the golden poles. One by one, JonTron ate his way through the shafts, becoming faster and more vigorous with each and every gulp. In the end, despite the bars being rigid and crunchy, the cage became flaccid and its remains crumbled to pieces.

"Now we can escape! Good job, Jon!" Egoraptor said as he gave JonTron a thumbs up.

"Nph prhbhlm Ahn!" JonTron replied, making victory signs with his hands as he swallowed.

"Now let's catch up to those dastardly dudes!" Egoraptor lifted JonTron off the ground and they both began to sprint in the direction of the Republicans' escape.