Well hi guys! Sorry for the delay. It's 6 over here! But well school is back for me. First year of High school! Well I don't have much to say but I won't be able to update much anymore. I'm sorry, but during this time I will work on the chappies, and on some other stories. There is one that I want to post soon but I won't be able to update it often so your gonna have to wait. So I would like to welcome mark251002 and mollienaturerocks to the Wolf Crew. P.S You guys need to accept the invite for the Wolf Crew. Also that makes up now the main 8 of Wolf Crew. But you guys can still join but like I said last time. After the 8 you will be a Ghosting Member. Also for you guys who want to join just PM me or Wolfy, to join you have to fill out a form and that's all, also I need to update the form so. Current members may you please in your own time fill it out and PM me it. Thank you. I'll post it at the very bottom. Well Reviews! And a lonesome PM. No one really PMs me anymore. *Sad face*

DragonDreamer1011: Ikr! I love annoying Wolfy when I speak in a different language but she knows some other ones too. But with Nerdy she just starts speaking so Italian, as we had to learn Italian for like four years but I still can't say a single sentence without saying something wrong.

Dragonchick101: The first word that came into my head. 'Wha?' That is strange. Why thank you. Hope you are fine with Wolfy going all out, luckily she was on your team. Thank you, for your suggestion. Awww! Thank you! Give meh a hug! *Hug!* Here's a cookie too! (::)

Reader103: I'll try.

midnightsky0612: Thank you.

Guest: (Reviews from Reading HTTYD Fanfiction) THE FEELS! Here's a box of tissues. *Hands Guest a box of tissues. It's alright but the author might take that to offence, but it's alright. I was confused when I did this.

mollienaturerocks: Thank you. Go YHicc! XD Ikr! Thank you again. Dagur the Deranged-Manic-that-everyone-hates-including-the-Hiccups! Thank you again, again. J(From R eading HTTYD Fanfiction) Thank you again, again, again! XD

mark251002: Oh nothing! Nothing that you need to know off. Yes that one! I think it is weird but very funny. Great Thor! Well thank you. *Dead panned expression holding a frying pan that is targeting a certain someone*

"Wolfy!"

"Hmm?"

"You are using. Freaking! REAL! GUNS!"

"Um…. Oops?"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A few moments ago~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Die!"

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Thor save us!"

"This is way worse than from before!"

"Someone knock her out!"

"OH! THE PAIN! THE AGONY!"

So that was just the yelling. So what was actually going on was that Wolfy was shooting the opposition team but with real guns than nerf guns. So in a nutshell. Wolfy + real guns = Bloodshed and Hell but twenty times worse.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back to normal time~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Wolfy give me the guns!"

"No!"

"Give!"

"No!"

*Glare!*

"Ok."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Two hours later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Everyone was teleported back into the Theater Room. All the guys were wrapped in bandages, even though Sapphie had healed them, there was too much damage so she had to wrap them up. Erza Style! Thor save them. So Agent 101 and Nerdy decided that it was best for them to do it, also with the aid of some other females.

'Pain! Love it!" said the Hiccups, sarcastically.

"Ok I apologize deeply for Wolfy's bad behavior. So I have a special announcement, we have two new Wolf Crew Members!" announced Sapphie who was still in her doctor coat, she felt that she wanted to dress like the mood.

Most Vikings paled at this, more 'fun activities.'

"We won't have any more fun activities but we will do other things that won't strain the guys as they are in their condition." Said Sapphie, "So welcome our new members, mark251002 and mollienaturerocks."

There at the door stood a guy and girl. The guy had brown hair and greenish to blue eyes he wore attire that was similar to Wolfy's, when she was wearing her assassin uniform but his was black. (Sorry I forgot to say that you had to say what your outfit was. Sorry. So I just said black instead.) The girl had long light brown hair that was in a braid that reached her knees. It had gold and green streaks, she also had bangs that covered her left eye. Around her neck was a butterfly amulet with rainbow wings, around her wrist was a silver bracelet with the word, 'Friendship' in rainbow charm being surrounded by silver poke ball charms. She wore a silver tank top with the words, 'Rebel' in white. She had deep blue jeans with butterflies on the pockets. There was a snow white hoodie tied around her waist. She also had no shoes. (I don't think I described you right, mollienaturerocks. Sorry)

"Hi!" the boy spoke. "I'm mark251002 but you can call me AlphaMiner64."

"Hi! I'll call you Mark! You are the youngest out of us!" exclaimed Sapphie giving Mark a hug.

"Wow another person with a stupid name. I'm gonna call you Mark." Said Wolfy, "So you call yourself a gamer hey?" asked Wolffy leaning in on AlphaMiner64 but was dubbed Mark.

"Um. Hi!" said Agent 101 who managed to pull Wolfy away from Mark.

"Hey." Called Rumble as he was still in his chair, feeling pain along with Fear and the other males.

"Hi. I'm the one who Wolfy calls stupid name." said Fear.

"Because your name is stupid." Said Wolfy then she pointed to Mark, "You too."

"Hello!" greeted Nerdy who was being lazy and was still sitting.

The girl stepped forward. "Hi! I'm mollienaturerocks! Call me Rocks for short."

"See! That is a reasonable nickname!" called Wolfy from who knows where. Maybe the air vents?

"Hi Rocks!" called Sapphie as she jumped to hug Rocks. (Reminds me of a FNaF jumpscare! XP)

"Hi." Was sounded from Fear, Rumble and Nerdy.

"Hello." Said Agent 101.

"Wait! I just noticed. Agent 101 doesn't have anything to do with Dragonchick101, well except the numbers, but what?" said Mark.

"Because that nickname is awesome!" called Wolfy again from where ever she is.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Hours later as I am too lazy to type~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"So let's watch a video huh?" asked Sapphie.

Everyone nods.

"Ok this one is….. Phsst Agent 101 can you announce it as it is your suggestion." Said Sapphie.

"It is! Well ok! This one is, 'HTTYD Crackll "you're not dying!" *500 subs special*' by, 'bagio138.'" Announced Agent 101.

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup moving onto screen, pointing to his chest then spreading his arms~

~He speaks~

"I'm the Dragon Conqueror."

"Hail the mighty Dragon Conqueror!" yelled the Twins.

"Dragon Trainer!" called OHiccup.

~Changes to Po, panting and holding his stomach then changing into a fighting pose.~

~He speaks~

"Buddy, I'm the Dragon Warrior."

"What is that!" asked YAstrid.

"Po the Panda, he also from Dreamworks." Said Sapphie.

~Drum beats~

~Changes to a close up on Hiccup turning into a serious look~

"Serious."

~Drum beats~

~Changes to a close up on Po turning into a serious look~

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup nervously talking to Dagur, who has his back to the screen~

~Hiccup does some hand gestures as he does it as he speaks~

"Hey, remember that time we went swimmin'. And you tried to drown me."

"What!" yelled everyone except the Hiccups and Wolf Crew Members.

~Hiccup seems to sort of visibly shiver or something when saying it~

~Dagur laughs~

"When I get my hands on him I'm gonna-"

"Astrid, don't you dare finish that sentence." Said OValka.

~Changes to Dagur on his ship holding two ropes that lead upwards off screen~

~He speaks~

"Tired of running. Wanna try swimming."

~He jumps onto the rim of the boat~

~Shows Alvin treading water~

"That won't work either

~Changes to Alvin swimming then diving down~

*Colourful Bleep*

~Words on screen, 'Guess i's a thing'~

~Changes to Hiccup mimicking Toothless, his helmet on~

"That's, strange." Said Mark.

"Hiccup I never seen you do that before!" yelled YFishlegs but then regretted it as he felt the pain of his wounds again.

"Yeah! Ow!" yelled PTuff.

~Changes to (Older) Toothless growling/grunting/grumbling~

"You are just like each other." Teased YValka looking at her bandaged Hiccup.

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Gobber frowning ~

"Do you want a bath Gobber?" asked Rocks with a cheeky glint.

The Gobbers paled at the thought of having a bath.

~Hookfang lands behind him~

~ Gobber still frowning, turns his head slightly towards the noise

~Snotlout speaks commanding Hookfang~

"Hookfang! Toss him in the tub!"

~Hoogfang narrows his eyes and decides to toss Snotlout instead~

~Snotlout is comically tossed into the air yelling and screaming, then lands into the trough head first~

Everyone laughs, but all of the guys except Mark were wincing.

~Gobber turns around to look to see Snotlout get back up but he is still in the trough, Gobber tuns away then watches Snotlout. He seems to be on guard maybe of getting a bath?~

~Snotlout exclaims and yells at Hookfang~

"Every. Single. Time! Doesn't it get old for you?"

~Changes to Hookfang who gives a dragon like eyeroll~

~Words appear above him, 'Of course not'~

"Duh!" yelled Wolfy.

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Tuff and Ruff behind him~

~Tuff speaks~

"It's bigger than Ruff's butt."

The Ruffs feel offended and look at their butt.

~Ruff is offended and looks at her butt~

~Changes to Tuff talking again but Snotlout is next to him and Zippleback gas is everywhere~

"Your butts are getting bigger. We thought you were a dragon."

~Tuff snickers~

~Snotlout pipes up~

"Not there's anything wrong with a dragonesque figure."

~Switches to Ruff speaking and Astrid behind her, there is also Zippleback gas everywhere~

~Ruff speaks but there is an off screen voice that belongs to Stoick~

~Is that another crack about my weight?"

*Bang!*

~Tuff gets a bucket to the face~

"Yeah! A bucket to the face! I love a good bucket to the face!" cheered YTuff.

The out of nowhere a bucket flew and hit him in the face.

"T-thanks."

*Colourful Bleep*

~Changes to a piece of rope snapping from a sharp rock~

~Changes to Hiccup who is attached to the rope falling with his lantern falling in front of him~

~Hiccup is yelling~

"WWWWOOOOOOAAAAAHHHHH!"

"Hiccup!"

~Changes to Fishlegs who is at the well looking down then turns to see the slipping rope~

~Shifts to a camera view from down the well going upwards~

~Fishlegs yells panicking~

"Hiccup! Oh no!"

~Toothless is there also roaring~

~Words appear above him, 'Useless humans!'~

OHiccup pretends to get offended and mockingly glares at his dragon.

~Toothless jumps then dives into the well, Fishlegs moves out of the way, more words appear, 'The Night Fury must take over!'~

~Fishlegs moves back into view~

~He yells~

"Toothless! Hiccup!"

~Changes to down the well~

~Roaring is heard with some words that appear, 'Don't you shout at me! The dragons never fail!'~

"Totally." Said Rumble, then widened his eyes when his dragon grumbled unhappily at him, "Sorry but it's true."

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows the twins, Tuff is standing in front of Ruff speaking, they are both excited~

~Tuff speaks~

"We should be flame eaters!"

"Yeah!"

~Ruff draws back her fist and enthusiastically replies~

"Cool!"

~Changes to a close up on a Fireworm, it flicks its tongue then roars spearding its small wings~

~Hiccup is heard talking~

"Eating it gives Fireworms their heat."

~Changes that you can see Hiccup and Snotlout~

~Hiccup continues~

"Whatever you do. Please don't tell the twins about this."

"Too late!" yelled the twins.

"Uh. Uh." Said YHiccup frowning.

"Look at this twins!" yelled Sapphie, the twins looked at the weird stick she was holding, then it flashed.

*Snap!*

"Woah, what's going on?" asked ORuff still dazed.

"I just removed ten seconds of your memory." Said Sapphie.

"As if!" said PTuff.

*Snap!*

"I just removed ten seconds of you memory." Said Sapphie.

~Snotlout hops off~

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup on Toothless with his shield~

~Hiccup speaks~

"Now let's play a bit of follow the leader."

~Music starts~

'Following the leader, the leader. We're following the leader wherever he may go.'

~Zooms out on Toothless flying away with the Screaming Death behind him, this repeats~

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup looking at some papers, a candle is lit, it is dark, Hiccup is sitting on the ground leaning on his bed, you can see his helmet on his bed post and a chest on his bed~

~Hiccup speaks~

"Toothless. Look at all this bud."

~Changes to Toothless looking tired, he warbles a reply, words appear, 'Dude, I don't even care!'~

"That's nice." Said Fear.

~Hiccup keeps speaking~

"It's amazing."

~Toothless yawns, showing his teeth, words appear, 'Sh! Tryin' to sleep!' then he licks his teeth~

~Changes to Hiccup's face, then changes to the papers with drawings of the Night Fury and some runes~

~Hiccup speaks~

"This is all on the Night Fury."

"What!" exclaimed PHiccup looking hopeful.

"No it was fake, a big trap." Said YHiccup.

"Awww!"

~Changes to a side on of Hiccup who turns to look at Toothless~

~He continues~

"It's all about you bud."

~Changes to Toothless trying to sleep, he opens his eyes, words appear, 'Dragon sleepin' here!'~

~Goes to Hiccup, he continues~

"Bork didn't put any of this into the Book of Dragons."

~Changes to Toothless getting up, words appear, 'UH! You just won't stop talking, will you?'~

"He's right."

*Punch!*

"Owwwwwwww!"

~Toothless gets up and walks over to Hiccup~

~Hiccup continues~

"Toothless. We have to find that island."

~Toothless pushed the papers away, Hiccup tosses the pile of paper onto his bed, words appear, 'Put that away and go to sleep…'~

~Hiccup holds Toothless' head/face.~

~He continues~

"If we do, we find your family."

~Words appear, 'Ok now sleep already'~

"He really wants to sleep." Said PStoick.

"And a sleepy dragon is a bad dragon." Said OGobber.

*Colourful Bleep*

~Music starts~

'I'm too sexy for my shirt.'

*K*

~Shows Hiccup in slow motion doing a kissing motion, he raises an eyebrow~

'Too sexy for my shirt.'

~Changes to Hiccup talking and walking in slow mo, he places a foot onto a rock and leans on his leg, Astrid is behind him~

~Shows Hiccup sitting on the window sill, bending over, leaning on his leg, with a painful sort of bored look on his face Astrid is standing there, a bit cut off screen~

So sexy it hurts.'

'I'm too sexy for m-.

*Colourful Bleep*

~To (Older and Hot) Hiccup fixing his hair, looking into the distance~

'my shirt.'

*Colourful Bleep*

~Music Starts~

'Following the leader.'

~Zooms out on Toothless flying away with the Screaming Death behind him~

~Shows Astrid smiling looking off screen, Snotlout is next to her, he looks sort of worried or scared, leaning over to speak to her~

"Please tell me he didn't bring the family."

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Tuffnut in a net while stroking Torch's snout~

~He speaks~

"You're the only one who ever listened to me."

~Changes to a zoom up on Tuff commanding baby Torch~

"Flame! Do it!"

~Torch growls and pounced onto Tuff's face~

*Colourful Bleep*

"Totally." Said Rumble.

~Words appear, 'Sure'~

~Shows the scene to be dark but it is light enough to show the teens, minus Hiccup, and their dragons~

~Camera pans across slowly~

~Barf is bitting his tail then Hookfang bites it, the two fight over it, Belch is biting his~

~The twins watch the three dragons bite the tails, Tuff laughs, Ruff pushes him into Astrid who is looking at Stormfly~

~Astrid turns around, annoyed, she grunts and pushes Tuff onto the ground, Snotlout laughs~

~Fishlegs is sitting down leaning against Meatlug~

~Changes to Hiccup with chalk in hand, a stone slat with a drawing of a Night Fury on it with some words, there is a hot scorch mark on it`

~Hiccup cries out frustrated~

"Poor lad." Said Sapphie.

~An off screen voice~

"I'm surrounded by idiots!"

"That's what I was thinking!" yelled YHiccup.

*Glare!*

"Well not all of them are idiots?"

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Astrid riding on Stormfly~

~Music is building up~

~She speaks~

"Follow me! Boys!"

~She flies away off screen`

~Shows men running into the direction Astrid flew to~

'My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.'

"Not the milkshake sound!" cried the Wolf Crew Members.

~Shows a close up on Dagur~

~Dagur speaks~

"The girl."

~He laughs~

"Good."

"Pervert.' Shivered the females.

'And they're like, 'It's better than yours.'

~He smiles, there is a ding sound~

'Damn right.'

~Shows Snotlout with his hand on Astrid's shoulder~

'It's better than yours. I could teach you but I have to charge.'

*Colourful Bleep*

~Hiccup speaking, Gobber is walks past behind him~

"So. My first girlfriend is a dragon."

*Laughter*

~Changes to (Older) Astrid looking down, who is on Stormfly, she speaks~

"Are you kidding me!"

~Zooms out to the side to show Gobber banging on the anvil, he speaks~

"Another thing we have in common."

~Hiccup puts he hand forward, Torch pokes his head into screen~

~Changes to Snotlout, Tuff and Ruff looking, grossed out/confused~

~Hooting is heard~

~Snotlout whispers to the twins~

"It's sad, when the get old."

"Oi!"

"Run for it!"

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows a zoom on Snolout's face talking to Hookfang~

"If I wanted the slow lazy dragon! I would take Meatlug from Fishlegs!"

The Fishlegs appear to be very pissed.

~Changes to Fishlegs with a pissed looking on his face, he yells but is cut off by the sudden scene change~

~Shows Snotlout looking a bit worried, behind him is the Outcast blacksmith~

"Kidding."

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup riding Toothless, next to the Screaming Death~

~He is holding his shield out, he speaks~

"You love shiny things!"

~Hiccups redirects the light in to its eye~

~Changes to the Screaming Death flying away then looking back~

~Off screen voice~

"Awww! It's so shiny!"

"Beastboy?" said Wolfy.

"Yeah! Remember we heard him at Supernova." Said Sapphie.

"I couldn't come!" whined Nerdy.

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Snotlout ranting but there is music and singing with a female voice~

'If I die young, bury me in satin.'

"Great singing Snotlout. You could be on X-Factor." Fear sarcastically.

"Give the lad an around of applause." Said Agent 101.

'Lay me down on a bed of roses.'

~Shows Hiccup speaking~

"Are you done?"

~To Snotlout turning around~

"No! Not even close."

~He continues to sing~

'Sink me in the river at dawn.'

~Changes to Snotlout on the ground opening his eyes to see a chicken lying on the ground~

~He jumps away~

~Shows Hiccup and Astrid looking down, Snotlout pops up into the screen, Gustav walks in, and stands behind Snotlout~

~ Snotlout is panicking and is point downwards, supposedly towards the chicken~

'Send me away with the words of a love song.'

~Hiccup sort of shrugs~

~Hiccup waving his arms around to show his point~

"You are not dying!"

~Fishlegs is watching him, behind him, standing at a barrel~

~Shows Snotlout pushing his hands forward and doing other gestures that I am too lazy to type~

'The sharp knife of a short life, oh well'

~Snotlout acting dramatic and sticking his hand up through the herd of sheep huddling towards him.~

'I've had just enough time'

~Snotlout is about to speak~

"Ammmm."

~Hiccup walks into the screen, exasperated~

~He yells and flails his arms around~

"Your! Not! DYING!"

~Snotlout dawns realisation~

"I'm alive?"

"I'm alive!"

~Hiccup then has a dead panned/bored look on his face~

"Dead panned!"

"Oh! Ho, ho!"

~Snotlout starts kissing himself~

"Oh thank you! Thank you! Thank you Thor! *Kiss* *Kiss* Snotlout's too beautiful to die anyway!"

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Tuff speaking, but muted throwing up a Changewing egg and catching it, Ruff is beside him looking smug~

~Music starts~

~The twins bash head together but Ruff passed out, falling to the ground~

'Everybody dance now!'

~Tuff does a sort of dance, it replays multiple times~

'Everybody dance now!'

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Ruff talking to Scauldy, impersonating Hiccup~

"Hello nice dragon, you can be my friend. My leg fell off, all of the dragons are my friends."

~Changes to a bad quality zoom up onto (Older) Astrid who is impersonating Hiccup~

"Not now dad! I got a whole day of goofing off to get started!"

~Changes to the other teens who flying around above, Hiccup speaks~

"I don't sound like that!"

"I don't sound like that!"

"I don't sound like that!"

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup walking in the Village, there are things going around~

~A yak runs in front of him being chased by a Gronckle ~

"Finna!" yelled out a random Viking.

"The Gronckle or the yak?" asked Rumble.

"Me yak! Oh poor Finna!"

"Moving on." Said Nerdy.

~Hiccup speaks, voice over~

"Dragons, are still, well dragons."

'And we're gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn.'

~Shows a Viking woman tugging at a chicken leg from a Terror and fails, it snags the meat away~

~She yells waving the bone around then another Terror snags the bone~

'We're gonna let it burn, burn, burn, burn.'

~Shows Hiccup watching feeling a bit guilty~

~Then to Hiccup walking in front of Stoick, he speaks to the crowd~

"They don't mean any harm, they are hust dragons being dragons."

~Changes to a flaming explosion of smoke~

'Cause we go the fire, fire, fire.'

~changes the angle to be from the sky, a Zippleback flies across the screen.

'Yeah we got the fire, fire, fire.'

~Changes to all the teens fling, the camera is zoomed on Hiccup~

~He speaks, with a frown~

"Next time I say that, just slap me in the face."

"Oh! Oh! Ruff can do it! She is a great slapper!" yelled PTuff whose voice was a bit muffled from the bandages around his mouth except his eyes.

"Ok! Here it goes!"

*Slap!*

"Oooooooowwwwwwww! Why would you do that!?"

*Shrug*

~Shows Toothless calming down acting all cute, words appear, 'Gladly'~

"Awww!"

*Slap!*

"Ow!"

~Changes to Hiccup wearing his riding gear, then Toothless slaps him with his ear flap~

"Tuargh!"

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows all teens except Ruff, Hiccup and Astrid are standing either side of Snotlout, Fishlegs in in front of them standing at a barrel while Tuff is at the back sitting on a crate~

~Snotlout is talking~

"None of us are perfect.

"Well that's a first." Said Wolfy.

"Except for me."

"Never mind." Said Wolfy.

~He gestures to himself~

"Fishlegs is afraid of heights."

"Yep."

~Gestures to Fishlegs~

"The twins can't count past nine."

"Uh huh."

~Snotlout says as he walks towards Astrid~

"Astrid has obvious anger issues."

"Hmm."

~He places his hand on her shoulder~

~The camera changes angle to the side, Snotlout turns towards it~

"And…"

"And?"

~It changes to Hiccup who raises an eyebrow and moves back~

~Awkwardness~

~Words appear, 'Seriously?' more, 'What imperfection do you see?, more appear, 'Come on come one…. Think of something!'~

~Snotlout visibly sort of boredish look or something along the lines of giving up, more words appear, 'Gah! Just walk away proudly…'~

~He then speaks after a moment of silence~

"Well, enough said."

"Knew it!"

~He walks away~

~To Hiccup staring then breathing out, tilting his head to the side~

"Urgh!"

*Colourful Bleep*

~Shows Hiccup cross legged looking at Toothless who is looking at him, Hiccup gives a wave~

~Off screen voice~

"Hello!"

~Toothless' eyes go down, he has a bored/annoyed look~

~Changes to Hiccup backing/crawling away against a boulder~

~Off screen~

"Please don't kill me."

~Changes to Hiccup giving Toothless a neck rub~

"Hehe! Tickle each other. Oh give me a-"

~Changes scene of Hiccup giving Toothless a fish but reveals gums~

~He reveals them and snags the fish~

*Bang!*

"Ahhhh! (Swedish swearing)"

"Wha?"

"Poods. Swearing."

"Oh….."

~Changes to Hiccup ranting sort of looking annoyed~

"No hug for you! No hug for you!" shouted Sapphie and Wolfy in sync.

"No hug for you! No hug for you!"

*Colourful Bleep*

~On a snowy night, you can see brick houses and a snowman~

*BANG!*

*YELLIING*

*CRYING*

*MORE YELLING*

"Oh great Thor. I'll be right back." Sighed Sapphie as she disappeared.

"Whaat was that?" asked Rocks looking at Wolfy.

"Siblings." Said Wolfy, enough said.

~Off screen voice~

"Twas-"

~Changes to Tuff with a torch and Ruff behind him, hands on hips`

~Off screen voice 2~

"Hold it!"

~To Hiccup exasperated~

~Off screen voice 1~

"What?"

~To Tuff doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type~

~Off screen voice 2~

"Who the hell says twas?"

"Yeah!"

~To Hiccup doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type ~

"It's in the story."

~To Tuff doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type ~

"It's old and stupid!"

~Hiccup doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type

"It's tradition."

~Tuff doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type

"Tis it?"

~Switches to hiccup with an annoyed/ dead panned expression~

~Off screen voice 1~

~Snowy again~

"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house-"

~Tuff cuts in doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type

"Why's it always a house what there's kids who live in apartments. How does Santa Clause get to the kids in the apartments Uncle Jeffy?"

~A whiny sound on the words 'Uncle Jeffy'~

"Uncle Jeffy?"

~Hiccup doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type

~Off screen voice 2~

"He has to buzz his ass in."

~Off screen voice 1~

~Stoick comes/squeezes through the door~

"As I drew in my head and was turning around, down the chimney Saint Nicholas came with a bound."

~Tuff doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type

"He fell down."

~Hiccup doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type~

"Yes"

~Tuff doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type

"And doesn't it say that his face is all red."

~Hiccup doing suitable actions as I am too lazy to type~

"Yeah."

~Tuff~

"Why does nobody ever see this he is drunk off his ass!"

~Hiccup~

~Off screen voice 2~

"This is a horrible, horrible story!"

"Yes it is."

~Changes to Stoick walking around in the soot and ash filled air~

"He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot and his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot."

~Tuff~

"Fat, drinking and driving, in a furry gay outfit, covered in soot, he's smoking and you let him in the house because he said he had something for your kids."

*Colourful Bleep*

"Let's read a fanfic to end this one huh?" said Wolfy, "Mark, may you please do the honors and read out the title and summary, Rocks you can read this one please."

"Um ok. This one is 'Arm Wrestling' by 'BeyondTheClouds777.' The summary is: '"When we have kids, I hope they are all stronger than you." "Oh no! Anything but that!" Set after my fanfiction, "How Not To Meet Your Ally." Hiccup and Astrid are married. One-shot. Post-HTTYD2.' Said Mark.

The Astrids and Hiccups blush.

"BeyondTheClouds777 is one of my most favourite authors every. Check her out if you love HTTYD and frequently updated stories." Said Sapphie holding a sign with kanji on it with a giant cookie in her mouth.

"Woah! When did you get here!"

"You'll never take me alive!" Snotlout shouted.

"Oh, I believe I can," said Snotlout's competitor.

"Oh! Oh! What's going on!" yelled YFishlegs.

"Never!" said Snotlout. "NEVER!" He pushed his hand to the left, grunting under the strain. "You cannot defeat me!" he shouted.

"Oh yes I can!"

Eret slammed Snotlout's hand down on the table, winning the arm wrestle. Snotlout grunted and yanked his arm back, glaring at his opponent.

"Wait Eret, beated me!" yelled OSnotlout.

"Go Eret!" yelled ORuffnut.

"Who's Eret?" asked YSnotlout.

"A former dragon trapper that you guys meet." Said Mark.

Eret leaned back on the bench, looking satisfied.

"You lost, Snotlout!" said Tuffnut.

"That's two for me," said Eret. "How about three out of four, Snotlout? What do you say?"

Snotlout sighed, put his elbow down on the table, and then got ready to try again. Eret did the same, he and Snotlout clasping their hands together as they got ready to start.

"Three...two...one...GO!" Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Fishlegs counted down. Eret and Snotlout arm wrestled for a full two minutes before Snotlout finally managed to push Eret's arm down on the table.

"WHOO!" he shouted, jumping to his feet and fist-pumping. "I WIN! I always win!"

"You lost two rounds out of three," said Fishlegs.

"I win besides when I lose!" Snotlout corrected.

"Shut up!" groaned Nerdy.

"You don't say," Tuffnut whispered to Ruffnut.

"I want to arm wrestle with Tuffnut," said Snotlout.

"Pfft," said Tuffnut. "Easy. No problem at all. I'll win."

Eret scooted out of the way, Tuffnut sitting where he previously sat. He and Snotlout grabbed each others' hands, and then started the war.

"Go Tuffnut!" said Ruffnut.

"You're cheering for him!?" said Snotlout, pushing Tuffnut's hand, trying to get him to give up.

"Yeah!" said Ruffnut. "Because if I don't, I have to cheer for you."

"I go with Ruff!" called Sapphie.

"Me too!" called the other Wolf Crew members.

"She has a point," said Eret.

"Who's side are you on!?" said Snotlout.

"The right one," said Eret.

"Hey if Tuff beats you, you own me 10 silvers." Wolfy betted OSnotlout.

"Deal!"

Snotlout rolled his eyes, and then found himself overtaken by Tuffnut, who slammed his hand down on the table, defeating Snotlout as if it were nothing at all.

"Give me my money!" yelled Wolfy.

"Yeah!" said Tuffnut. "Arm-wrestling champion!"

"No you're not." Said Agent 101.

"What are you guys doing?" Astrid questioned as she walked over to their table, standing at the foot of it to look at the people sitting around it. "What's with all the commotion?"

"We're arm wrestling!" said Tuffnut. "And I'm the champion!"

"Nu-uh," said Ruffnut. "Because you didn't beat me, Fishlegs, or Eret."

"Well, I could," said Tuffnut. "I'm the strongest of all of us."

"Really?" said Astrid. Tuffnut nodded. "Well, don't mind me," she said. "I'm just going to watch." She took a seat next to Ruffnut as Fishlegs and Tuffnut stepped up to wrestle. Tuffnut was the victor of said round, beating Fishlegs easily.

Next, Ruffnut and Tuffnut arm wrestled for a full two minutes, although in the end, Tuffnut won over just because Ruffnut got distracted. Then, Tuffnut took on Eret, and won after a few seconds, probably only because Eret was getting worn out from all the arm wrestles.

"Damn!" yelled YRuff.

"Now I'm the champion!" said Tuffnut.

"No, you're not," said Astrid.

"Yeah. You haven't challenged me yet." Said PAstrid.

"But I beat everyone," said Tuffnut.

Astrid shook her head. "You haven't even challenged me," she said.

"Oh, well, in that case," said Tuffnut, leaning his elbow on the table in front of Astrid, "shall we fight?"

Astrid grinned, and then set herself up, elbow on the table, hand clasped around Tuffnut's. After the countdown, they started.

Astrid won easily, overcoming Tuffnut without even a second thought. Then, she challenged Eret, defeating him, and then Ruffnut, Fishlegs, and Snotlout, getting the same reactions each time.

"I win," said Astrid. "Champion."

"Woohoo!" yelled the Astrids.

"Hey, guys," Hiccup said, walking over to their table. "What's going on here?"

"We're arm wrestling!" said Snotlout. "Astrid just totally beat all of us."

"Yep, she's champion," said Ruffnut. "Not Tuffnut."

"Champion, aye?" Hiccup grinned. "Well, in that case," he said as he moved over to the bench opposite of Astrid, setting his arm on the table, "she should have no problem beating me."

"Oooooh," said the Ruffnuts and Tuffnuts in unison.

"Oooooh," said Ruffnut and Tuffnut in unison.

"Of course not," said Astrid. "I won't have any problem at all." She put her arm out, and then grabbed Hiccup's hand, intertwining her fingers in his.

"This oughta be good," said Fishlegs. Snotlout, Fishlegs, Ruffnut, Tuffnut and Eret took their places once more, Fishlegs and Ruffnut on Astrid's side, Tuffnut, Snotlout and Eret on Hiccup's.

"I am totally routing for Astrid!" said Ruffnut.

"Me too," said Eret. "Sorry, Hiccup, no offense."

"I'm routing for...Astrid," said Snotlout.

"I'm routing for Hiccup," said Fishlegs.

"I'm going with Hiccup, too," said Tuffnut.

"Okay, so we have Ruffnut, Eret, and Snotlout on Astrid's side," said Fishlegs, "and then me and Tuffnut on Hiccup's side. Three for Astrid, two for Hiccup."

"Okay," said Astrid. "You ready, Hiccup?"

"Astrid, please," said Hiccup, "I was born ready."

"Confident, huh?" asked PValka.

"Good!" said Snotlout. Then, he and the others started counting down, "FIVE...FOUR...THREE...TWO...ONE...ARM WRESTLE!"

Just as Astrid started pushing against Hiccup's arm, Hiccup leaned across the table, and kissed his wife.

"Wife being the key word here!" exclaimed Sapphie and Rocks.

Then, as quickly as he had done so, he pulled away, and then pushed Astrid's arm to the table, successfully winning the arm wrestle.

"That's cheating!" yelled PAstrid.

"Yeah!" yelled YAstrid.

OAstrid just punched OHiccup on the arm and kissed him on the cheek.

"Oooooh, wow," said Tuffnut. "He beat her."

Astrid was laughing. Hiccup smiled at her, and then shook her hand.

"Good game," said Astrid, "but that really wasn't fair."

"Well, I'm the champion now," said Hiccup, "and that is a position I am not giving up."

"When we have kids," said Astrid, "I hope they are all stronger than you."

"Oh! I'm going to have grandkids!" cheered OValka.

"Oh no!" Hiccup said with a fake worry. "Anything but that! Whatever shall I do?"

"Just wait, and you'll see," said Astrid.

"Well that was nice." Said Sapphie. "I think we should end this chappie here guys. But also underneath is very important for you guys to read, it's the Wolf Crew form, I have updated it."

"Wha?"

"Huh?"

"Byez!"

Well strange ending but I'm rushing and stuff. Here's the form, so if anyone wants to join PM me or Wolfy. Thanks! Sorry for any errors, new/old laptop that is school hired.

Wolfy has stated that Wolf Crew will have 8 main people so anyone who joins after the eighth will be ghosting members. You will only appear in some chappies. While the main 8 will stay for the rest of the story at will. Ghosting members will be PMed whenever by some other members if they want to join in a certain chappie/s.

Apologies but you are a ghosting member but you will still appear in stories.

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What type of room/s would you like. (High up or underground):

What type of Fan/s are you:

What fandoms do you like:

Are you a gamer:

Are you a YouTuber:

If you are do you wanna be in the Wolf Crew YouTube:

If you do, do you wanna be in a video:

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What country are you from (So we get the time zones correct. Just country you can do city or state, if you're American, if you want to be pacific):

Peace out!

~SapphireWolf2002 ^x^