Senseless Musings 9

A/N: Now I want you guys to know, I'm fighting tooth and nail to get some progress with The Legend of Juvia, alright? Like you guys understand, because only the real Kowaba fans read this story. Just know it is coming, along with the next chapters of EB, ADAT, and even a special OVA chapter for NGU.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail or anything relating to the series.

Warnings: OOC and Crossover, not necessarily explained so just go with it.

"What's poppin' guys?" – Regular Speech

'I can do this!' – Regular Thought

"WRYYYY!" – Attack

"Café Leblanc, Sunday 8:56 a.m." – Setting


In Her Hair

"Kagura!" Millianna called out as she ran towards her purple-haired friend. "Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you!" The Neko woman told Kagura.

Kagura, who looked a little worse for wear, smiled at her friend's caring nature. "I apologize Millianna, I just ran into a friend."

Millianna gave Kagura a scrutinizing glare. "Oh really? Who was it?" The brunette asked.

"Natsu Dragneel." Kagura responded curtly.

"And what did you do together?" Millanna persisted in asking the taller woman questions.

Kagura held up Archenemy. "Sword practice. He said he wanted to spar with me and learn how to improve his defense against a swordsman. I suspect he means to challenge Erza again." The purple-haired woman explained.

Millianna began to circle the swordswoman. "Really?" She asked.

"Really." Kagura nodded.

Putting a hand on Kagura's shoulder, Millianna stopped behind the woman. "Funny… because when you walked in here, I smelled something familiar in the air…" Millianna trailed off.

Kagura froze. Her skin went pale and she began to sweat despite the room growing cold. "A-And… *cough* and?" Kagura stuttered but did her best to recover.

"And I smelled the familiar scent of cum and sweat!" Millanna stated, grabbing a hold of Kagura's purple locks. "You even have some of it in your hair!"

Kagura knew it, the jig was up. "I-I'm sorry! Okay? I am sorry! He made me feel like a woman!" The swordswoman tried to explain, but Millianna just gave her a disappointed look.

"Get out." Millanna stated.


I Want You

"We'd be perfect together." Natsu said, sitting down next to Minerva Orland who looked like she had no interest in listening to the man.

"Is that so?" She asked offhandedly, looking at some people passing by.

Natsu tried to put his hand on her thigh but it was moved. "Yeah, I'd worship the ground you walk on, I'd take you anywhere you want to go, and I'd even fight for you." He explained.

Minerva sighed. "Sounds dreamy." Was her bland answer.

"I'd learn to cook for you." Natsu offered.

"I am already a proficient cook, why would I need you?" The beauty asked.

Natsu didn't look deterred. "I'd eat you out for hours."

Minerva raised an eyebrow but was still not convinced. "I already have people for that and one of them is Yukino."

Leaning back, Natsu chuckled. "I didn't want to have to use my trump card so early but…" Natsu leaned over closer to her. "I have an 11-inch penis."

Minerva then turned into his direction and looked interested. "Natsu Dragneel, at first you had my curiosity, but now you have my attention." She told him.


Second Origin

"Now… any questions?" Ultear Milkovich asked, preparing to unlock the Second Origins of the mages before her.

Lucy, Gray, and Erza all shook their head, ready to take the excruciating pain head on, but Natsu raised his hand and surprised the others.

The big booty Arc of Time user cocked her head to the side. "Need me to explain it again?" Ultear guessed.

Natsu shook his head. "No, I got the part about the pain and unlocking the container and shit." Natsu assured her.

"Then what's your question?" Ultear asked.

"Can you sit on my face while you unlock my Second Origin?" Natsu asked.

The members of Fairy Tail all paled at Natsu's question and awaited the older woman to shriek and berate the Dragon Slayer.

But Ultear laughed!

"Good question! Of course I can sit on your face!" Ultear told him. "But do you want our clothes to be on or off?" She asked him in return.

"On. I want that sweet latex of yours to suffocate me." Natsu explained.

Ultear's grin grew wider. "Oh I like you… I like you a lot." Ultear said.


A/N: I tried to give the other girls, that weren't in Fairy Tail, some screen time. I like a lot of them. Maybe next time I'll get around to Jenny and Yukino. Wish me luck!