Speachless Shinigami
by Solo Sagara
[I do not own Gundam Wing or any of the characters, or Final Fantasy. Kiyoshi Cage is mine!!]
A/N: Yay! I'm updating regularly again! I seem to have problems with making my chapters over 1000 words long, it kinda annoys me somehow. Does anyone think they're too short?
and....THANK YOU SATANIC-PURPLE-ONION!!
Note: Yeah, FF reference! Final Fantasy 111!! Dood, this IS the future, right? Dont be a loser, say it the kool way..Final Fantasy One-Eleven. -sticks tongue out- Say it with me now; Kee-yo-shee Cah-geh. Kiyoshi Cage!
"Talking"
'Thinking'
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Chapter Nine - You want fries with that?
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"Yo, Heero! Check it out. They've got Final Fantasy 111 toys!" Duo exclaimed, waiting in line at 'Burger Kami' to make their order. Heero looked over at what Duo was refering to, just plain old toys that you usually get at any fastfood joint.
"I wonder what character they have? I think i'ma get the kids meal." Duo rambbled on, not caring who heard. He was feeling a bit better, happy that Heero INVITED him somewhere.
Yes, I-N-V-I-T-E-D. I know its frightening.
"They have Kiyoshi Cage." Heero stated to Duo, glancing at him a bit. Duo blinked, rather confused. Since when did Heero, the Perfect Soldier, know Final Fantasy Character names? And how the hell did he know what toy they had?!
"Uhh....Heero, how do you know, exactly?" he asked with suspicion and curiosity in his eyes. 'Holy hell! Heero's a closet gamer?....No way!' he thought while waiting for an answer. 'Maybe that explains why he's always on that damn laptop.'
Heero stared at Duo, he had an odd expression on his face, seemingly lost in thoughts. He cleared his throat a bit to snap Duo out of it, which indeed worked. Duo's eyes shifted about and finally aligned with Heero's.
"Look around." Heero said, targeting his vision around the restuarant. Duo followed, or tried to, but he didnt get what Heero was saying, or doing.
"Okay....what am I lookin' for again?" he asked, confused. Poor Duo, always confused.
Heero shook his head, he thought Duo would for sure notice what he was refering to. "All of the kids have the same toy, Duo." he finally told him what he was talking about.
"Oh.....Ooooooooh!" Duo semi-shouted. The people behind them stared, HARD. Just a couple of narrow-minded assholes, thats all. Duo nervously smiled at them and quickly turned around to face the counter, along side Heero. "I get it, Heero. Ya cheated." he joked, nudging Heero in the side.
Heero smiled, just a little, but Duo didnt notice, and he was glad he didnt.
But then again...
Finally, they were next in line, and Duo peered up at the menu and pondered for a sec.
"May I help you, sir?" the girl behind the counter asked, like a normal worker clone.
"The offer stands." Heero said, out of the blue.
"Hu? Heero, have you lost it?" Duo stared at him, wondering just what the hell he meant.
"The offer, at the Petshop. Pick anything you want." he said, looking at Duo, then up at the menu.
Duo smiled widely. Heero was being...nice. It was freaking him out. But he liked it, Alot. "Oh, yeah! of course."
Turning back his gaze to the 'may-i-take-your-order' girl, he finally picked out something he wanted, and ordered. "I'll take the #3, with cheese, and mayo. Hold the pickles, and make it a Kami-size meal."
The girl pushed a few buttons on the register and looked up at Duo once more. "Do you want fries with that?"
Duo blinked, and shrugged. "Didnt I say MEAL?"
"Yes sir, you did. But do you want fries with that?" she repeated herself again.
"Uhmm....listen, I want the MEAL, see? M-E-A-L. Doesnt the MEAL come with fries? I do believe it does." he answered, being a bit sarcastic.
"Sir, fries or not?" she was like a broken record.
"For gods sake, man!" he shouted, slapping his finger down on the picture of the #3 Meal, shown with a burger, drink, and....what-do-ya-know, FRIES. "What's that?" he asked her, pointing directly at the fries.
"Fries, sir." she replied.
"Exactly! and what does this picture represent?" yet more sarcasm.
"The #3 Meal, sir."
"Holy hell! You got it! Now, THATS exactly what I want, see?" he said, moving his hand away from the picture.
"Yes, sir. Do you want fries with that?" she asked....again.
"FOR THE LOVE OF--!"
"Yes, he'll have the fries, ma'am." Heero finally stepped into the never-ending arguement. Duo shrugged, annoyed as hell. He snatched his cup away from the girl and wandered over to the soda fountains.
"I'll have the same, and yes, I want fries with that." he made his order. By now, anyone that was behind them had either left or was pretty damn pissed off, and possibly starving.
"That'll be $12.65, sir." the annoying girl said. Heero dug out his wallet and picked a $20 out, then handed it over to the girl. She opened the register and dug out the remaining change and handed it to Heero.
Of course, he counted it just to be sure, then placed it in his wallet, and his wallet back, safely tucked into his butt pocket. Grabbing his cup, he walked over beside Duo, and proceeded to fill his cup with wonderful caffeine.
"Can you believe that girl?" Duo muttered. Heero only shook his head, and walked to a booth with Duo, the two of them sat down and waited for their order.
"I mean, I get alittle dingy sometimes, but that was rediculous. How can someone be so damn ignorant?" he rambled on. Heero pretended not to listen, but he actually was.
Heero Yuy was actually listening to Duo Maxwell. Oh My God.
After a few minutes of Duo's ramblings, they finally called out their order number, and Heero went to pick it up. "Here's your order, sir."
"Hn. How much are the toys?" he asked, taking his order.
"Hmm? Oh, you mean the kids meal toys? They're $1.07." she wasnt as dumb as the other girl, at least.
"I'd like to purchase one." he said, pulling out his wallet.
"Certainly, sir!" she quickly kneeled down behind the desk and dug around for one of the toys. Standing up again, she set the toy down on the counter and held her hand out. "$1.07, please."
Heero took out the exact amount and handed it to her, taking the toy and putting it in his jacket pocket. He made his way back to the booth, and sat down in his seat.
"Awright! I'm starved." he whined a bit, waiting for Heero to seperate the food.
Heero took out all of Duo's food first and layed it down on the table in front of the braided-baka. "Yeah!" he shouted, and attacked the food like a mad dog. Well, not litterally.
Heero smiled, but cleverly hid it behind his own burger. He watched Duo devour his food and decided to take a bite of his own.
The two sat there in silence. Duo occasionally rambling, between stuffing his face and chugging soda.
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"Ahhhh....that was great." Duo said, rubbing his tummy, as they walked out of the 'restuarant'. They headed back towards home. It was late now, and dark. The city was lit up like a 100year old man's birthday cake.
It was friday, people was out doing stuff. And for once in a long time, so was Duo, and even Heero. But to make things better, they were together.
At least Duo thought it was better.
As they walked, Duo suprisingly stayed quiet. He was too busy thinking to talk. He was happier than he's been in a while...since what happened with Baka. But he still wondered why Heero was being so nice. It was just a dog, after all. Why would he feel so guilty over a dog?
They were pretty much out of town now, walking down the main stretch of road that lead to their home.
Duo stopped, and stood for a sec, grabbing Heero's arm to stop him aswell. Heero halted and turned to Duo, wondering what was up.
Duo looked up at Heero, and into his eyes, searching for an answer to the hot burning question he was about to ask.
"Heero, Why--"
Heero swiftly whipped out the toy from his pocket and held it up in Duo's face, silencing him.
Duo blinked. "Uhh...What's that?" he inquired.
"Kiyoshi Cage from Final Fantasy 111, limited edition Burger Kami special." Heero stated, in one short sentence.
"Uhhh..." Duo said, stepping back a bit. 'What the hell was that? Heero's talkin' like hes some obsessed fan!' he thought, trying to figure things out.
Heero shrugged, lowering the toy. "That's what the package says. It appears to be the same as the others, though."
Duo couldnt help but laugh. This was funny, coming from the Perfect Soldier. "Heh, Heero, just why the hell did you get that for, anyway?" Duo asked, trying to determine if Heero was a 'FFOtaku' or not.
"Hn." Heero looked at the toy for a sec, then stepped forward, closer to Duo. Taking Duo's hand, he placed the toy within his grasps, and closed his fist.
Duo just stared blankly at Heero. For a brief second, they made eye contact, then Heero turned back towards road. "Lets go."
Duo looked down at the toy in his hand, blinking a bit. 'Uhh....what the hell just happened?' he wondered. Taking a deep breath, he shrugged it off, and ran to catch up with Heero.
This was something he was going to have to think long and hard about.
!TBC!
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W-o-S!
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Solo: Yay! I think this chap is pretty good. YAY FINAL FANTASY!! Still surviving in centuries to come!
Duo: Yeah well, your graphics are no where near as cool as ours.
Solo: Go suck Heero!
Heero: ....
Duo: Ehh...-blush-
Solo: Anyway, I wanna say some things about the ficcie!
Heero: Suprising.
Solo: -clears throat- 1) Baka is dead, forever!! 2)Duo hasnt forgiven Heero yet! 3)Kiyoshi Cage is mine! hahaha! 4)I'm the EVIL Burger Kami checkout woman!
Duo: Gawd, I thought she looked/acted familiar.
Solo: -slaps upside the head- You aint the brightest crayola in the box yourself, mr Maxwell!
Duo: Ow...
Heero: Baka..
by Solo Sagara
[I do not own Gundam Wing or any of the characters, or Final Fantasy. Kiyoshi Cage is mine!!]
A/N: Yay! I'm updating regularly again! I seem to have problems with making my chapters over 1000 words long, it kinda annoys me somehow. Does anyone think they're too short?
and....THANK YOU SATANIC-PURPLE-ONION!!
Note: Yeah, FF reference! Final Fantasy 111!! Dood, this IS the future, right? Dont be a loser, say it the kool way..Final Fantasy One-Eleven. -sticks tongue out- Say it with me now; Kee-yo-shee Cah-geh. Kiyoshi Cage!
"Talking"
'Thinking'
----skip to next scene----
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Chapter Nine - You want fries with that?
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"Yo, Heero! Check it out. They've got Final Fantasy 111 toys!" Duo exclaimed, waiting in line at 'Burger Kami' to make their order. Heero looked over at what Duo was refering to, just plain old toys that you usually get at any fastfood joint.
"I wonder what character they have? I think i'ma get the kids meal." Duo rambbled on, not caring who heard. He was feeling a bit better, happy that Heero INVITED him somewhere.
Yes, I-N-V-I-T-E-D. I know its frightening.
"They have Kiyoshi Cage." Heero stated to Duo, glancing at him a bit. Duo blinked, rather confused. Since when did Heero, the Perfect Soldier, know Final Fantasy Character names? And how the hell did he know what toy they had?!
"Uhh....Heero, how do you know, exactly?" he asked with suspicion and curiosity in his eyes. 'Holy hell! Heero's a closet gamer?....No way!' he thought while waiting for an answer. 'Maybe that explains why he's always on that damn laptop.'
Heero stared at Duo, he had an odd expression on his face, seemingly lost in thoughts. He cleared his throat a bit to snap Duo out of it, which indeed worked. Duo's eyes shifted about and finally aligned with Heero's.
"Look around." Heero said, targeting his vision around the restuarant. Duo followed, or tried to, but he didnt get what Heero was saying, or doing.
"Okay....what am I lookin' for again?" he asked, confused. Poor Duo, always confused.
Heero shook his head, he thought Duo would for sure notice what he was refering to. "All of the kids have the same toy, Duo." he finally told him what he was talking about.
"Oh.....Ooooooooh!" Duo semi-shouted. The people behind them stared, HARD. Just a couple of narrow-minded assholes, thats all. Duo nervously smiled at them and quickly turned around to face the counter, along side Heero. "I get it, Heero. Ya cheated." he joked, nudging Heero in the side.
Heero smiled, just a little, but Duo didnt notice, and he was glad he didnt.
But then again...
Finally, they were next in line, and Duo peered up at the menu and pondered for a sec.
"May I help you, sir?" the girl behind the counter asked, like a normal worker clone.
"The offer stands." Heero said, out of the blue.
"Hu? Heero, have you lost it?" Duo stared at him, wondering just what the hell he meant.
"The offer, at the Petshop. Pick anything you want." he said, looking at Duo, then up at the menu.
Duo smiled widely. Heero was being...nice. It was freaking him out. But he liked it, Alot. "Oh, yeah! of course."
Turning back his gaze to the 'may-i-take-your-order' girl, he finally picked out something he wanted, and ordered. "I'll take the #3, with cheese, and mayo. Hold the pickles, and make it a Kami-size meal."
The girl pushed a few buttons on the register and looked up at Duo once more. "Do you want fries with that?"
Duo blinked, and shrugged. "Didnt I say MEAL?"
"Yes sir, you did. But do you want fries with that?" she repeated herself again.
"Uhmm....listen, I want the MEAL, see? M-E-A-L. Doesnt the MEAL come with fries? I do believe it does." he answered, being a bit sarcastic.
"Sir, fries or not?" she was like a broken record.
"For gods sake, man!" he shouted, slapping his finger down on the picture of the #3 Meal, shown with a burger, drink, and....what-do-ya-know, FRIES. "What's that?" he asked her, pointing directly at the fries.
"Fries, sir." she replied.
"Exactly! and what does this picture represent?" yet more sarcasm.
"The #3 Meal, sir."
"Holy hell! You got it! Now, THATS exactly what I want, see?" he said, moving his hand away from the picture.
"Yes, sir. Do you want fries with that?" she asked....again.
"FOR THE LOVE OF--!"
"Yes, he'll have the fries, ma'am." Heero finally stepped into the never-ending arguement. Duo shrugged, annoyed as hell. He snatched his cup away from the girl and wandered over to the soda fountains.
"I'll have the same, and yes, I want fries with that." he made his order. By now, anyone that was behind them had either left or was pretty damn pissed off, and possibly starving.
"That'll be $12.65, sir." the annoying girl said. Heero dug out his wallet and picked a $20 out, then handed it over to the girl. She opened the register and dug out the remaining change and handed it to Heero.
Of course, he counted it just to be sure, then placed it in his wallet, and his wallet back, safely tucked into his butt pocket. Grabbing his cup, he walked over beside Duo, and proceeded to fill his cup with wonderful caffeine.
"Can you believe that girl?" Duo muttered. Heero only shook his head, and walked to a booth with Duo, the two of them sat down and waited for their order.
"I mean, I get alittle dingy sometimes, but that was rediculous. How can someone be so damn ignorant?" he rambled on. Heero pretended not to listen, but he actually was.
Heero Yuy was actually listening to Duo Maxwell. Oh My God.
After a few minutes of Duo's ramblings, they finally called out their order number, and Heero went to pick it up. "Here's your order, sir."
"Hn. How much are the toys?" he asked, taking his order.
"Hmm? Oh, you mean the kids meal toys? They're $1.07." she wasnt as dumb as the other girl, at least.
"I'd like to purchase one." he said, pulling out his wallet.
"Certainly, sir!" she quickly kneeled down behind the desk and dug around for one of the toys. Standing up again, she set the toy down on the counter and held her hand out. "$1.07, please."
Heero took out the exact amount and handed it to her, taking the toy and putting it in his jacket pocket. He made his way back to the booth, and sat down in his seat.
"Awright! I'm starved." he whined a bit, waiting for Heero to seperate the food.
Heero took out all of Duo's food first and layed it down on the table in front of the braided-baka. "Yeah!" he shouted, and attacked the food like a mad dog. Well, not litterally.
Heero smiled, but cleverly hid it behind his own burger. He watched Duo devour his food and decided to take a bite of his own.
The two sat there in silence. Duo occasionally rambling, between stuffing his face and chugging soda.
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"Ahhhh....that was great." Duo said, rubbing his tummy, as they walked out of the 'restuarant'. They headed back towards home. It was late now, and dark. The city was lit up like a 100year old man's birthday cake.
It was friday, people was out doing stuff. And for once in a long time, so was Duo, and even Heero. But to make things better, they were together.
At least Duo thought it was better.
As they walked, Duo suprisingly stayed quiet. He was too busy thinking to talk. He was happier than he's been in a while...since what happened with Baka. But he still wondered why Heero was being so nice. It was just a dog, after all. Why would he feel so guilty over a dog?
They were pretty much out of town now, walking down the main stretch of road that lead to their home.
Duo stopped, and stood for a sec, grabbing Heero's arm to stop him aswell. Heero halted and turned to Duo, wondering what was up.
Duo looked up at Heero, and into his eyes, searching for an answer to the hot burning question he was about to ask.
"Heero, Why--"
Heero swiftly whipped out the toy from his pocket and held it up in Duo's face, silencing him.
Duo blinked. "Uhh...What's that?" he inquired.
"Kiyoshi Cage from Final Fantasy 111, limited edition Burger Kami special." Heero stated, in one short sentence.
"Uhhh..." Duo said, stepping back a bit. 'What the hell was that? Heero's talkin' like hes some obsessed fan!' he thought, trying to figure things out.
Heero shrugged, lowering the toy. "That's what the package says. It appears to be the same as the others, though."
Duo couldnt help but laugh. This was funny, coming from the Perfect Soldier. "Heh, Heero, just why the hell did you get that for, anyway?" Duo asked, trying to determine if Heero was a 'FFOtaku' or not.
"Hn." Heero looked at the toy for a sec, then stepped forward, closer to Duo. Taking Duo's hand, he placed the toy within his grasps, and closed his fist.
Duo just stared blankly at Heero. For a brief second, they made eye contact, then Heero turned back towards road. "Lets go."
Duo looked down at the toy in his hand, blinking a bit. 'Uhh....what the hell just happened?' he wondered. Taking a deep breath, he shrugged it off, and ran to catch up with Heero.
This was something he was going to have to think long and hard about.
!TBC!
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W-o-S!
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Solo: Yay! I think this chap is pretty good. YAY FINAL FANTASY!! Still surviving in centuries to come!
Duo: Yeah well, your graphics are no where near as cool as ours.
Solo: Go suck Heero!
Heero: ....
Duo: Ehh...-blush-
Solo: Anyway, I wanna say some things about the ficcie!
Heero: Suprising.
Solo: -clears throat- 1) Baka is dead, forever!! 2)Duo hasnt forgiven Heero yet! 3)Kiyoshi Cage is mine! hahaha! 4)I'm the EVIL Burger Kami checkout woman!
Duo: Gawd, I thought she looked/acted familiar.
Solo: -slaps upside the head- You aint the brightest crayola in the box yourself, mr Maxwell!
Duo: Ow...
Heero: Baka..
