Just kidding guys, alright. If you want orgies THAT BADLY I'll let you have them, okay? I'm nice like that. I want a cookie *Stares at everyone* So yeah.

Krystal: Well, well, well...look who came crawling back for some more truth or dare...

Lumpy: Me?

Krystal: No. The person who I specifically had my little rant on about.

Evil: I swear you're having you peri-

Krystal: Oh and Evil, before you start making comments, I want you to hear this. *Takes out tape recorder and plays it*

Ya' know what's funny? I'm having my periods.

Krystal: Evil, I believe that is your voice...

Evil: I...uh...I can e-explain...

Krystal: Sure you can... anyway! On with the dares!

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Dares

Flippy: Marry Giggles and then let Flaky have your bastard child

Flippy: WHAT? HELL NO!

Cuddles: Take off your bunny slippers, NOW

Giggles: Eat said slippers

Everyone: Have a massive orgy (except for Cub)

Cub: Take pics of the orgy and give it to your teacher.

Krystal: Alright, alright. This Sandman guy has a dirty mind.

Giggles: Too dirty, so I'm not doing it!

Petunia: Dirt? Dirt...DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT ARGHHHGFHSDGFDGJFGSD! *Blows up*

Flippy: I'm not marrying Giggles. And Flaky, we don't even have a baby?

Flaky: That's what she said...

Flippy: What?

Flaky:...

Flippy: No...no, tell me...

Flaky: N-no...

Flippy: Tell me, Flaky.

Flaky:...

Flippy: Now...

Flaky: **

Flippy:...you...you...WHORE! C'mon Giggles, we don't need them!

Giggles: Yeah! *They both somehow marry eachother*

Flippy: Flaky, you can keep your basterd child!

Flaky: NOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOOoooooOOOOoO!

Cuddles: I'M SUDDENLY A FEMALE! I DON'T NEED YOU, SLIPPERS! *Throws them at Giggles face and she EATS THEM HAAAA*

Krystal: My love letter to the fans, ORGY TIME! Not including me, I don't want mad cow disease...*stares at Giggles who is still nomming on said slippers*

Flippy: WOOO! *Takes shirt off* I CALL DISCO BEAR!

DB: Wh-*gets glomped on the face by Flippy*

Flaky: *Jumps on Top of Flippy*

Lumpy: *Jumps on Flaky and gets stabbed by her quills*

*Basicly, everyone else jumped on top of eachother as such*

Krystal: Hey Cub.

Cub: Ewwo!

Krystal: Why don't you take a picture of them and show it to your teacher?

Cub: Gud idwea! *Takes a crappy photo of them*

Krystal: Good job! Anywho, next dares!

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Krystal: go read my story, "The night Flippy went crazy" and tell me what you think.

Flaky: Make out with Prickly.

Prickly: Fight Evil to the death.

Cro-Marmot: THAW.

The Mole: cross I-95 during rush hour.

Flippy and Evil: Go attack Critics United. I put that one in because I'm mad at them. They made me cancel my T or D fic.

Prickly: one more for you. Sing Toby Keith's "Have I hot a present for you".

Krystal: Haha, I liked that story. It suits Flippy. I also love Weird Al 3

Flaky: I JUST GOT DUMPED, HAD A ORGY, AND HOW I HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH H-

Prickly: Shut it *makes out with her*

Krystal: I think the dare was for her to make out with you...Ugh, whatever...

Prickly: *Throws Flaky away* You and me, Evil. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

Evil: Well, well, well, someone's an eager beaver...

Prickly: I'm a porcupine...bear...WHATEVER! *Punches Evil in the face*

Evil: Dude, WTH! IT'S ON! *Bitch slaps*

Prickly: Oh, ha, I forgot I had mah quills. Silly me! *Kills Evil with his quills*

Evil: *Is dead...and stuff* *Leg twitchs*

Krystal: ZOMBIE! *Shoots his leg* All good. Sorry about that, folks...

Cro-marmot:...

Flippy: My ass hurts...*Drags Cro into the sun*

Cro: *thaws then melts* OGGA BOOGA ( I don't know how a cave-thingies meant to sound ok?)

Flippy: SHIT!

Cro:...Ogga?

Flippy: Ughh...*scratches head* DIE! *stabs and runs away*

Mole: What...am I doing here? *Walks away but instead walks onto that road/highway/THING I DON'T KNOW! And doesn't die yay*

Krystal: How...did he just do that?

Sniffles: *Sniffs?* Well, *adjusts glasses* Although the Mole is vision impaired, Moles have an extremely keen sense of hearing, thus allowing him to proceed along the road without getting stu-

Evil: *Throws shoe at him*

Krystal: Thank you...now can you's two please do your dare?

Flippy: Who the hell is critics united?

Evil: Dunno...

Krystal: I don't care who they are! Just go an' attack them!

Evil: Fine, fine...

Flippy: But...they didn't hurt u- I mean- you...

Krystal: *sighs* Imagine they're all miniature Justin Beiber's coming to eat your brains...

Flippy: AHHH! *grabs a machete* THEY ALL MUST DIE!

Krystal: Yes...now GO! Run as fast as your cute little stubby legs can carry you!

Evil: Whatever... *walks*

Krystal: I SAID RUN!

Evil: *Sweatdrop* OKAY! *Runs*

Shifty: What the hell is 'Have I hot a present for you'?

Lifty: A dick in a box?

Shifty: Heh

Lifty: Heh

Krystal: I swear to GOD...I'm not in the mood.

Shifty & Lifty: *Shuts up*

Krystal: Ok, I can't find the song, so sorry.

Prickly: That means I can't do the dare? Aww man!

Krystal: Yes, I know. A horrible tradge-

Flippy: *Comes back with blood and brains on him*

Evil: Heh, he surprised me. Usually he wouldn't kill someone...but when you mentioned Justin Beibe-

Flippy: *Points gun at Evil's head* Don't...you...DARE...say...his...name...

Evil: Okay, okay..

Krystal: Yes, well...there's more dares, but I kinda can't be bothered, so there. I'm going to bed.

Evil: My name, is Papi. I am descended from an ancient line of proud warriors. My ancestors went into battle along-side Aztec soldiers. Today, we move within the inner circles of the wealthiest, most powerful people on the planet. Who am I? The question is...what am I?

I'm a Chihuahua! *Growls*

Lifty: Chihuahua *winks*

Flippy: Chihuahua!

Everyone: Chihuahua!

Krystal&Splendont: Ohhhh Chihuahua!

Everyone: Chihuahua!

Evil: We're the king of all dogs, yo, we ain't playin', don't you bark in our direction, that's all I'm sayin'.

*Flaky sits on the thing Evil's sitting on? O.o*

Evil: Jealous? We're tiny, we're mighty, we're number one, we're the real hard dogs, yo, hold the fun!

Everyone: What can make you move? Chihuahua! Can you feel the groove? Chihuahua! What can make you dance? Chihuahua! Ohh Chihuahua! Chihuahua!

Krystal: I'm sorry guys, I had to type that. It made me happy :)