Just kidding guys, alright. If you want orgies THAT BADLY I'll let you have them, okay? I'm nice like that. I want a cookie *Stares at everyone* So yeah.
Krystal: Well, well, well...look who came crawling back for some more truth or dare...
Lumpy: Me?
Krystal: No. The person who I specifically had my little rant on about.
Evil: I swear you're having you peri-
Krystal: Oh and Evil, before you start making comments, I want you to hear this. *Takes out tape recorder and plays it*
Ya' know what's funny? I'm having my periods.
Krystal: Evil, I believe that is your voice...
Evil: I...uh...I can e-explain...
Krystal: Sure you can... anyway! On with the dares!
SANDMAN78308
Dares Flippy: Marry Giggles and then let Flaky have your bastard child
Flippy: WHAT? HELL NO!
Cuddles: Take off your bunny slippers, NOW Giggles: Eat said slippers Everyone: Have a massive orgy (except for Cub) Cub: Take pics of the orgy and give it to your teacher.
Krystal: Alright, alright. This Sandman guy has a dirty mind.
Giggles: Too dirty, so I'm not doing it!
Petunia: Dirt? Dirt...DIRT DIRT DIRT DIRT ARGHHHGFHSDGFDGJFGSD! *Blows up*
Flippy: I'm not marrying Giggles. And Flaky, we don't even have a baby?
Flaky: That's what she said...
Flippy: What?
Flaky:...
Flippy: No...no, tell me...
Flaky: N-no...
Flippy: Tell me, Flaky.
Flaky:...
Flippy: Now...
Flaky: **
Flippy:...you...you...WHORE! C'mon Giggles, we don't need them!
Giggles: Yeah! *They both somehow marry eachother*
Flippy: Flaky, you can keep your basterd child!
Flaky: NOOOOOOOoOoOOOOOOoooooOOOOoO!
Cuddles: I'M SUDDENLY A FEMALE! I DON'T NEED YOU, SLIPPERS! *Throws them at Giggles face and she EATS THEM HAAAA*
Krystal: My love letter to the fans, ORGY TIME! Not including me, I don't want mad cow disease...*stares at Giggles who is still nomming on said slippers*
Flippy: WOOO! *Takes shirt off* I CALL DISCO BEAR!
DB: Wh-*gets glomped on the face by Flippy*
Flaky: *Jumps on Top of Flippy*
Lumpy: *Jumps on Flaky and gets stabbed by her quills*
*Basicly, everyone else jumped on top of eachother as such*
Krystal: Hey Cub.
Cub: Ewwo!
Krystal: Why don't you take a picture of them and show it to your teacher?
Cub: Gud idwea! *Takes a crappy photo of them*
Krystal: Good job! Anywho, next dares!
McQueenfan95
Krystal: go read my story, "The night Flippy went crazy" and tell me what you think. Flaky: Make out with Prickly. Prickly: Fight Evil to the death. Cro-Marmot: THAW. The Mole: cross I-95 during rush hour. Flippy and Evil: Go attack Critics United. I put that one in because I'm mad at them. They made me cancel my T or D fic. Prickly: one more for you. Sing Toby Keith's "Have I hot a present for you".
Krystal: Haha, I liked that story. It suits Flippy. I also love Weird Al 3
Flaky: I JUST GOT DUMPED, HAD A ORGY, AND HOW I HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH H-
Prickly: Shut it *makes out with her*
Krystal: I think the dare was for her to make out with you...Ugh, whatever...
Prickly: *Throws Flaky away* You and me, Evil. RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!
Evil: Well, well, well, someone's an eager beaver...
Prickly: I'm a porcupine...bear...WHATEVER! *Punches Evil in the face*
Evil: Dude, WTH! IT'S ON! *Bitch slaps*
Prickly: Oh, ha, I forgot I had mah quills. Silly me! *Kills Evil with his quills*
Evil: *Is dead...and stuff* *Leg twitchs*
Krystal: ZOMBIE! *Shoots his leg* All good. Sorry about that, folks...
Cro-marmot:...
Flippy: My ass hurts...*Drags Cro into the sun*
Cro: *thaws then melts* OGGA BOOGA ( I don't know how a cave-thingies meant to sound ok?)
Flippy: SHIT!
Cro:...Ogga?
Flippy: Ughh...*scratches head* DIE! *stabs and runs away*
Mole: What...am I doing here? *Walks away but instead walks onto that road/highway/THING I DON'T KNOW! And doesn't die yay*
Krystal: How...did he just do that?
Sniffles: *Sniffs?* Well, *adjusts glasses* Although the Mole is vision impaired, Moles have an extremely keen sense of hearing, thus allowing him to proceed along the road without getting stu-
Evil: *Throws shoe at him*
Krystal: Thank you...now can you's two please do your dare?
Flippy: Who the hell is critics united?
Evil: Dunno...
Krystal: I don't care who they are! Just go an' attack them!
Evil: Fine, fine...
Flippy: But...they didn't hurt u- I mean- you...
Krystal: *sighs* Imagine they're all miniature Justin Beiber's coming to eat your brains...
Flippy: AHHH! *grabs a machete* THEY ALL MUST DIE!
Krystal: Yes...now GO! Run as fast as your cute little stubby legs can carry you!
Evil: Whatever... *walks*
Krystal: I SAID RUN!
Evil: *Sweatdrop* OKAY! *Runs*
Shifty: What the hell is 'Have I hot a present for you'?
Lifty: A dick in a box?
Shifty: Heh
Lifty: Heh
Krystal: I swear to GOD...I'm not in the mood.
Shifty & Lifty: *Shuts up*
Krystal: Ok, I can't find the song, so sorry.
Prickly: That means I can't do the dare? Aww man!
Krystal: Yes, I know. A horrible tradge-
Flippy: *Comes back with blood and brains on him*
Evil: Heh, he surprised me. Usually he wouldn't kill someone...but when you mentioned Justin Beibe-
Flippy: *Points gun at Evil's head* Don't...you...DARE...say...his...name...
Evil: Okay, okay..
Krystal: Yes, well...there's more dares, but I kinda can't be bothered, so there. I'm going to bed.
Evil: My name, is Papi. I am descended from an ancient line of proud warriors. My ancestors went into battle along-side Aztec soldiers. Today, we move within the inner circles of the wealthiest, most powerful people on the planet. Who am I? The question is...what am I?
I'm a Chihuahua! *Growls*
Lifty: Chihuahua *winks*
Flippy: Chihuahua!
Everyone: Chihuahua!
Krystal&Splendont: Ohhhh Chihuahua!
Everyone: Chihuahua!
Evil: We're the king of all dogs, yo, we ain't playin', don't you bark in our direction, that's all I'm sayin'.
*Flaky sits on the thing Evil's sitting on? O.o*
Evil: Jealous? We're tiny, we're mighty, we're number one, we're the real hard dogs, yo, hold the fun!
Everyone: What can make you move? Chihuahua! Can you feel the groove? Chihuahua! What can make you dance? Chihuahua! Ohh Chihuahua! Chihuahua!
Krystal: I'm sorry guys, I had to type that. It made me happy :)
