Disclaimer: Nope, still don't own it. Yeppers, still own the saddle, ninja suit, and now the paper mask.

How dare they lock me in the closet! Didn't they know talent when they saw it? Obviously Edward felt threatened by my excellent performance. Who wouldn't? One day, they would all tremble when they heard the name Mike Newton! But as for right now, I needed backup. Pulling out my walkie-talkie (it was unreal how many secret pockets this suit had!) I took drastic measures. Dialing a secret ninja number, I immediately felt better.

"Super Secret Ninjas Unite!" MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Note to self: Work on evil laugh.

Edward's Point of View!

I was about two seconds from calling this whole thing off, then Bella stepped forward.

"Edward, I think I'm ready to sing!"

"Yes! Finally!" Then, I surprised everyone by doing my happy dance in front of them. Usually, I kept it for myself, but this was a special occasion. My happy dance was made up of:

1. The Moonwalk

2. The "We're All In This Together" choreography from High School Musical

3. The John Travolta move from Saturday Night Fever

4. And finally, some hip thrusts. I think it's a nice way to wrap things up.

Once I had finished, I looked up. I was expecting a round of applause, or an awed silence. Maybe Mike Newton was right about them not recognizing talent when they saw it. But all I got was weird looks, but then my dear Bella pulled through for me.

"WOW! WOO AND HOO, EDWARD!" I beamed at her; she was the one I really cared about anyway. I went over to her, scooping her up in my arms, and placed her on the stage.

"Are you ready? Got your song picked out?" She nodded her head, and suddenly she looked a little green. "Calm down, Bella! I'm sure you'll be great!" And I was. I stepped back, and she nodded her head at Alice, who started the music. I didn't recognize it. She opened her mouth to sing, and I leaned forward expectantly.

"Never fear! The Super Secret Ninja's are here!" I whipped around to find Tyler Crowley and Eric standing in my living room, and they were wearing ninja suits just like Mike's. I was going to kill them, and I'm pretty sure I meant for real.

LOL, and I bet you thought Bella was going to sing! This will probably be the last time I update for awhile... cuz I'm going to my daddy's and I'll be really busy... hope you liked!