I don't own Xiaolin Showdown or The Three Stooges
Raimundo arrived at the Xiaolin Temple. It was dark. So Omi, Clay, and probably Master Fung were asleep. He jumped off the Silver Manta Ray and ran into the temple. He heard snoring, absolutely coming from Clay. He opened the drapes to Kimiko's room and looked inside. Everything was neat and in its place. Her clothes were hanging neatly into her closet and her room had the scent of strawberry perfume that she was associated with. Raimundo eye's fell on her desk and he got hold of the laptop. He took the charger with him just in case. Then he got out of her room. As he was tip-toeing away, he tripped on a vase and fell with a huge thud and a loud 'oof.' Afraid that he woke up his friends, he heard Clay moan "barbecue pork ribs" and turning to the left side of his bed, and he saw Omi in his sleeping upside-down position. He slowly got up and tip-toed out of the temple.
He put the laptop inside the Silver Manta Ray and looked at the shen gong wu vault. He jumped off and headed to the vault. As he was walking in, he opened the vault and walked inside. He opened the drawers and took some shen gong wu with him that would likely be helpful to him and Kimiko and probably the agents. He put the little shen gong wus inside his pockets and carried the big ones. He walked out of the temple and put them inside the Silver Manta Ray. He sighed as he successfully completed his mission. He activated the Silver Manta Ray and flew out of the temple.
"And that's why, I am never going to wear high-heels again," Meg finished.
Kimiko and Ted looked at her with a tired expression. Kimiko was already exhausted. It was late, she was trying to figue out what to do about her life and the world, in other words, she had too many things going on into her head and she did not want to hear a dumb story about Meg wearing high-heel shoes and getting a blister the size of her little toe.
Ted on the other hand, had heard the story a thousand times and he was getting tired of it. In his head, he wished he had super-glue and some tape. Super-glue to glue Meg's mouth shut and tape and shut it up some more.
"It was so horrible," Meg said.
"Meg," Kimiko said, "we are in a middle of a crisis here and I don't think you and your high-heel problems are going to solve this situation."
"What kind of perdicament are we in?" Meg asked her.
"This is her first time she used a long word," Ted said to the sky.
Speaking of which, the Silver Manta Ray arrived in Paris and landed on the ground. Raimundo jumped off and walked to them. "I'm back," he said. He was carrying the laptop and the shen gong wus.
"Cool," Meg said as she picked up the Star Hannabi.
"Don't use-" Raimundo yelled.
She swished it in the air and fire came out and it hit some grass.
"That," Raimundo finished.
"Awesome," Meg said as she smiled at the blazing fire that was burning the grass.
"Orb of Tornami," Raimundo said and water came out of the blue sphere putting the fire out.
"Mental note," Ted said, "keep dangerous toys away from Meg," he said as he took away the Star Hannabi from Meg. "Here," he said as he gave it to Kimiko, "what are those anyway?"
"Shen gong wus," Kimiko answered for him, "they are objects that can be used for both good and evil. We collect these objects so evil doesn't get their hands on them so they can rule the world."
"You know Gigi," Meg said as she put a hand on her chin and pretended that she was in adeep thought, "ruling the world sounds like a good thing. That way, you'll be famous!"
Raimundo walked up to Kimiko and gave her the laptop. Kimik opened it and opened the file where she kept information about criminals and villains. She looked through the files. "Anyone that has the initials of P.B.," she said as she scanned through the photos.
"And no," Ted said t Meg, "it is not peanut butter."
"Have you ever tried peanut butter?" Meg asked him.
"I'm allergic to peanut butter," Ted snapped at her. "Anyway," he said as he sat next to Kimiko and looked at the pictures. She scanned through Katnappe, Wuya, Chase Young, Tubbimura, Chemeleon Bot, and Jack Spicer.
"Ooh he looks cool," Meg said as she pointed at his picture.
"But he's stupid," Kimiko told her.
"Like you," Ted muttered under his breath.
"Maybe it was him that planted that note on that bomb," Meg suggested, "I mean come on, its always the cutest guy doing the bad stuff."
Kimiko crossed his arms and looked at Meg, "okay first, Jack Spicer is not cute. Second, he is too thick like the three stooges combined to even invent a fake bomb and put a note in it."
"People always have a way to surprise you," Meg told her, "but if you say its not him, then its not him."
"It is so not him," Kimiko said as sh went through some more files. When she came upon the last file she looked at the picture. "A-ha!" she said in triumph as she looked at the picutre. The picture was Panda Bubba. "He is P.B.," Kimiko said, "I just know it."
"So et me get this straigh," Meg said as she looked at his picture, "a crazy guy that is likely obsessed with bears made a fake bomb with a note in it?"
"P.B!" Ted said as he put the note to her face. "P.B.!" he yelled at her.
"Relax," Meg said said she put his arm down, "so where do we find this guy?"
Kimiko gave her another look, "in Paris. He is in Paris." Her cell phone rang and she opened it. "Bonjour?" (hello?) she said.
"Gigi avez-vous deviner qui a écrit cette note?" (Gigi did you figure out who wrote that note?) Jean-Paul said on the phone.
"Oui, c'est Panda Bubba," (Yes, its Panda Bubba) Kimiko said. She was so glad that they figured out who it was but she was still deciding whether she should give herself up or just figure out a way to save herself and Paris.
"Excellent," Jean-Paul said.
"Savez-vous où il est," (Do you know where he is?) Kimiko asked him.
"Oui," (yes) Jean-Paul said, "il est à Notre-Dame," (he is at the Notre Dame) he said.
"Bon," (good) Kimiko said, "merci beaucoup," (thank you very much) she shut the phone and looked at Raimundo and the two agents who were waiting for her explanation. Well, Raimundo and Ted that is. "Jean-Paul said that he found Panda Bubba. We find him and Paris is safe and me also."
"Well then lets go," Ted said as he got up ready fo action.
"Whoa wait," Raimundo said, "are you sure we should go? I don't know but this Jean-Paul dude looks fishy to me."
"I trust him," Kimiko said as she got up from the sidewalk. She held out her hand and a taxi stopped and the four of them climbed in. They were driving to the Notre Dame not knowing what was coming to them.
