OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD.
I AM SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY.
I totally lost track of time! D: I can't believe I haven't updated since November! Gosh, I'm so horrible. :( I tried to make this chapter as best as it could be for you all! Please enjoy, and you're allowed to throw tomatoes at me via review if you please. xD
Enjoy!
"Chad..." Sonny pursed, looking nervous at all the other people in the Commissary around her. "Aren't you worried about the show?"
"Show?" Chad replied, taking another bite of his sammich. "What show?"
"Condor Studios Files!" she exclaimed. "What else?"
"I thought you were referring to the season finale of Mackenzie Falls coming up," he explained. "Lots of drama."
"And as much as I'd love to hear about that," Sonny said, not wanting to one bit, "we have to find out what's going on in that show."
"Why?"
"Why? Because we spilled some embarassing stuff in front of them, that's why!"
Chad thought about all the things he told his "fangirls" and winced. "You're right. But how?"
Sonny's eyes widened. "I know. Hold on, I'll meet you here in twenty minutes." She stood up and went to leave.
"Where are you going?"
She turned around and winked at Chad. "You'll see."
"Sonny..." Zora gasped. "Are you serious?"
"Completely," Sonny replied.
"But..." Zora said. "This is so...devious!"
"Michievous!" Nico added, standing in the corner with Grady, shocked as well.
"Trouble!" Grady cried.
"I'm totally serious, guys," Sonny said. "You guys know we said some fishy stuff on there. I can't have it all on TV!"
"But going to TweenWeekly, sneaking to the place where they're recording this, look at their information, take everything out we don't want-"
"In other words, sabotage." Zora looked at Sonny with awe.
"Exactly!" Nico finished. "That's very...un-Sonny."
"Well, I don't care about how sneaky or Sonny it is," Tawni said, finally looking up from filing her nails. "I just want to get back at the sleazeballs who tricked me!"
"That's the spirit!" Sonny grinned. "So you guys in?"
"Duh!" they all chorused.
"Great!" she exclaimed, turning out the door. "I'll meet you guys at the front in a few minutes. I have to get Chad."
"Pooper's coming?" Zora complained. They all crinkled their noses in disgust.
"Oh, just get ready for your sabotage!"
"Alright," Nico whispered to his castmates and Chad, ushering them over. "We're here."
"This is Santiago's office," Chad noticed. "Why are we in here?"
"Sabotage!" Nico and Grady shouted in glee.
"Sabotage?" Chad asked. "Sonny told me we were taking pictures of me and replacing it with all the videos!"
Everyone turned to Sonny in disbelief. She smiled sheepishly. "It was the only way he would go!"
"You should've left him," Zora commented, staring at him in disgust.
"Oh, shu-"
"Guys!" Sonny interjected. "Please! Let's just find the videos, and get the sabotage over with."
They all scattered the room, searching all the drawers and desks, scouring all cabinets and corners. After a while, they all heard a buzz on the intercom.
"Attention! Attention!" a voice they recognized as Santiago's sleazy squeal announced. "Condor Studios Files will be recorded in fifteen minutes! Cameramen, please report to the stage with the videos! Audience, get situated! That is all."
"Crap!" Sonny gasped.
"What are we going to do now?" Chad asked Zora.
Zora was searching the room for something. Finally, her eyes lit up, and she ran to a rack of clothing in the corner and showed it to them.
"Clothes?" Nico questioned. "What are we supposed to do with that?"
Zora grinned at them. "Exact same thing Santiago did to trick us. We're gonna play him by his own game."
"Did I, really," Chad said between clenched teeth, "have to be a girl?"
Zora smiled sheepishly, adjusting her blonde wig and smoothing her pink skirt. "It was either that or the caveman suit."
"I would've preferred that!" Chad yelled.
"Why would a caveman be in the audience to see Condor Studios Files?" Nico asked, tucking in the tight white shirt Santiago used to be the makeup artist tricking Tawni.
"Why would a caveman even be here?" Sonny asked, scratching her red wig and pulling up her tight skirt and I HEART CDC shirt Gilroy used to trick Chad that he was a fangirl.
"Maybe he's from Narnia!" Grady suggested, trying to keep his gray wig from falling off and adjusting his gray blouse Ryan used to trick Sonny he was an old lady.
"Ridiculous," Chad rolled his eyes. "But is wearing makeup really necessary?"
"Hold still!" Tawni screamed to him, applying his eyeliner while Sonny brushed his brown haired wig, wearing a similar outfit as both of them. "You're messing up the makeup!"
"OW!" Chad cried.
"Tawni, we don't have time for the makeup!" Zora shouted. "The show starts in five minutes and we have to be there NOW!"
She pulled all them out the door and they raced out of the room. Spotting a guard outside a door, she quieted them.
"Okay," she whispered. "We're going to have to get through him."
"How?" Chad asked.
Zora stared at Tawni and Sonny knowingly, and they all grinned at him.
His face paled. "Uhh, why are you guys looking at me like that..."
"You're going to get us through that door," Tawni smiled.
"How?" Chad asked.
"Yeah," Nico said. "He doesn't even look like Chad Dylan Cooper now, just some stupid fangirl."
"Hey!"
Zora grinned. "Exactly. He's going to scream like a little girl near this closet. The guard will come see what's going on. Then we lock him in there!"
"Okay, but why don't one of you girls scream like a little girl?" Grady asked.
Zora grinned. "No one screams like a little girl like Chad Dylan Cooper."
Chad smiled. "That's right! ...wait."
"Just do it!" Tawni demanded.
"Alright!" he said.
"AHHHH!" Chad screamed, producing the most terrified girly shriek they had heard from a boy.
"He's coming!" Zora warned.
The guard was running to them, wondering where the noise came from. They all hid in the corner, not saying a word. He looked at the closet door and opened it.
"AH!"
Sonny laughed. "Good job, Grady."
All the actors ran to the stage door and entered. They saw a huge audience full of screaming fans. The stage was empty, so they knew it hadn't started yet.
"Okay, good," Chad said. "This would've been awkward if we barged in the middle."
"Okay, all of you sit in random places in the audience!" Zora explained. "Whenever they say something we don't like, we'll interject, alright?"
They all nodded and scattered into the audience. Nico and Grady moved to the front row, while Tawni sat with Sonny and Chad in the middle, and Zora left so fast no one knew where she went.
Sonny shuffled uncomfortably in her seat. "I'm so nervous."
Chad looked at her curiously. "Why?"
"I'm afraid of what they're going to say... If it might ruin anything," she admitted.
Chad put his hand over the one she had on her armrest and smiled. "It'll be okay."
Sonny smiled and curled her fist around his.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" Santiago greeted. "Boy and girls! Fans and psychos! Welcome to Condor Studios Files!"
The crowd cheers loudly with glee, despite the few "boo's" heard around.
"Last week, I told you I was going to interview the stars of Condor Studios and come back with some good stuff," Santiago recalled. "Well, I did just that."
The audience bursts into applause, besides those few "boo!"'s.
"Let's start at the beginning, shall we?" Santiago said. "Condor Studios is owned by Bill Condor. Proud and strict, all his stars listen to him. Despite the success of his two most popular shows, So Random! and Mackenzie Falls, here is something he has told us."
Gilroy clicks a button on the remote in his hand showing a scene on the screen behind them. It was of Mr. Condor at his desk.
Mr. Condor snorted. "They're my two best shows. So from time to time they'll ask me for something and I have to put my foot down!"
"So you're saying their snobby brats that need to appreciate what they have?" Ryan asked.
"You could say that, I guess," Mr. Condor said.
The crowd gasped at the footage. There was murmuring in the audience and someone stood up.
"I object!" screamed a fangirl in row 8.
"This is a show, not court," Ryan rolled his eyes.
"It may as well be!" the fangirl cried. "That doesn't mean Mr. Condor thinks we- I mean, they are snobby brats!"
"Young lady, if you're blind and deaf, I suggest you be at the hospital and not this show," Gilroy suggested.
"I'm not blind or deaf!" the fangirl shouted, offended. "You asked him the question and he did not say 'yes' he said 'you could say that, I guess'."
"What's the difference?" Santiago asked.
"What isn't?" asked the fangirl next to the other one. "What Mr. Condor said was an unsure answer, therefore not completely true."
"Aww, you're so sweet!" Fangirl #1 said to Fangirl #2.
"That is nothing you would know!" Ryan shouted. "Continue, Santiago."
"I will!" Santiago said, glaring at the fangirls. "Now, let's start with the actors themselves!"
Santiago pulled out a small index card and read it. "Nico Harris and Grady Mitchell both are stars of So Random! From what Mr. Condor says, we hear they are always up to something and that the security guard always complains about them."
"Not true!" screamed an old woman in the audience. There was a whisper and she calmed down. "I mean, uh, what's the proof in that?"
Gilroy smiled. "I'm glad you asked. Murphy!"
There was a skirmish at the top of the audience as the man entered the room. His glasses were crookedly placed and he had an annoyed look.
"Murphy, my man," Santiago greeted, putting his hand on his back. "Tell us. Are Nico Harris and Grady Mitchell always up to something and are you always complaining about them?"
Murphy sneered. "That's an understatement. Those boys always have to be causing some sort of trouble. It's ridiculous. You know, without them, I probably wouldn't be as crabby."
"I'm sorry about that," Santiago coaxed, though he was not sorry at all. "Now we have an opinion of Grady Mitchell from Sonny Monroe herself."
"She says, and I repeat, Grady is a cool guy."
There was a whispered thanks in the crowd.
"But," Santiago contradicted. "She seems to have mixed feelings about this. Exhibit A."
Ryan pressed a button on the remote, filling the screen with a view of Sonny's interview.
"I'm gonna get you man! I know it!" she mimicked Grady. "Oh no you won't!" she said as Nico. "Watch me, brotha!" "Slow down, G!"
The screen faded to black and Santiago grinned craftily. "Apparently she also likes to make fun of them!"
There were murmurs in the audience. "How could you, Sonny?" "They told me too!"
"They also don't happen to care about their friends, since they openly gave us interesting information that will be revealed later," Gilroy laughed.
"And they also don't have girlfriends," Ryan snickered.
"Alright, let's get to the next one."
Santiago pulled out another card. "Zora Lancaster. Youngest star of So Random! Apparently lives in vents as a hermit and snoops around on everyone."
There was a hiss in the audience. "I am not a hermit!"
"And here is a video on some information given from the hermit herself," Ryan said.
"I see lots of things. Yesterday I found the goof twins discussing plans about finding popcorn twins again. I saw Tawni freaking out about her lipgloss. And I had the misfortune to find Sonny and Chad kissing and being romantic in Chad's dressing room."
There was another hiss in the crowd. "Zora!"
"Now since the little crustacean had nothing really interesting to say besides that, let's move on to Tawni Hart!" Ryan smiled.
Santiago pulled out another card. "Tawni Hart. Star of So Random! for five years. Sources say she is obsessed with her lipgloss. She throws a fit for days if she doesn't get the kind she wants. Apparently it's annoying."
"Nuh uh!" screamed Fangirl #3. "That is a complete and total lie."
"Oh?" Santiago asked. "Then care to explain this?"
Ryan turned the television on again to show a scene in Sonny and Tawni's dressing room. Tawni was frazzled, her hair stuck everywhere and a crazed look in her eye.
"COCO MOCO COCO!" she screamed, tearing everything apart. "I. WANT. COCO. MOCO. COCO!"
Fangirl #3 quietly sat down.
"She also has a cold heart," Santiagk gasped in mock horror. "As she declined Prince William!"
The crowd gasped and Fangirl #3 shouted more insults to the reporters.
"Though we also hear that Tawni Hart does have a soft side," Gilroy added. "And experiences caring."
"WHAT?" Fangirl #3 angrily screamed. "You lie!"
"We don't lie!" Ryan retorted. He pulled out a recorder and pressed play.
"Well, umm, I am a nice person! And I'm not a selfish diva! I just think everyone should worship me because I'm so pretty. And I guess I did experience caring that one time Sonny went to the Falls."
The crowd gasped even louder.
"No!" Fangirl #3 shouted over the gasps. "These are lies, I tell you! LIES!"
"Shut up, Fangirl #3," Ryan rolled his eyes. "Let's move on!"
"Right!" Santiago pulled out the next card. "Sonny Monroe. Star of So Random! Mr. Condor has told us that she was a nice girl, but lately has been becoming as snobby as all the other Hollywood stars."
"WHAT!" Fangirl #3 shrieked. "That is so not true!"
"It is so true!" Gilroy said. "We even have evidence for that from fellow costar, Miss Tawni Hart."
Another screen popped on the television showing Tawni on a couch, flipping her hair.
"Well Sonny is all about So Random and being loyal to us! So when she goes off and starts dating the lead of the rival show who she fights with everyday AND says she hates! And then she dates him? I mean, what the heck? Who would have expected that? Who would have thought it would be Sonny? Personally, I thought it'd be me."
"Just because she dates someone from another show doesn't mean she's a bad person!" Fangirl #1 contradicted.
"Yeah!" Fangirl #2 stood up. "So leave m'lady- Chad's lady alone!"
"She betrayed her show!" Ryan yelled back. "And here's something else told by Tawni," he said, pressing a button on the remote.
The scene shows Tawni and the ridiculously dissguised reporters sitting together and talking.
"Okay so yesterday I was the witness of the most disastrous thing to happen at the Studios."
Santiago beamed. "Do tell!"
"Brenda gave Sonny," she looked around once more and finished with a whisper. "A STEAK."
The three reporters in disguise gasped. "No!"
Tawni grinned. "Yes! What a shock! See Chad goes over to Brenda and does that weird thing with his eyes and tells her something. Sonny and I were wondering why and Chad winked at her. So we went in line to get our usual ick when Brenda plops a big old juicy steak right on Sonny's plate! You should have seen her face! I was shocked!"
Ryan gasped. "Thats preposterous!"
"It is! And she didn't even give it to me! How could you give Sonny a steak and not ME? She's not even on Mackenzie Falls." She flipped her hair and then suddenly stopped. "Or..is she?"
Gilroy's mouth turned to an O. "What nonsense!"
"She has been hanging out there lately. And Chad is always like we can't spend so much time together cause you're on a different show. Oh I know and I'm sorry pukey poo. Will you try to skip rehearsals for me, oh I promise. Fine fine good good fine!" she mimicked.
The crowd gasped.
"No gasping!" Fangirl #1 demanded. "There's no way Sonny Monroe would work on Mackenzie Falls."
"And why not?" Gilroy smirked.
"Because she's a comedian! Not a drama snob!"
"Drama snob?" Fangirl #2 raises their eyebrows at her.
"Uhhh..." Fangirl #1 slowly sits back down.
"Great, you're quiet."
"Shut up, kid!"
"Let's go on to the drama snob," Samtiago pulled out the next card. "Chad Dylan Cooper. Lead star of Mackenzie Falls. Mr. Condor says he's bossy and thinks he always gets what he wants."
"But I do!" Fangirl #2 whispered to Fangirl #1.
"He has been told to be a momma's boyyyyyyyyy!" Santiago laughed.
"Chad Dylan Cooper is NOT a momma's boy!" Fangirl #2 screamed.
"He has been pranked by Zora Lancaster and Sonny Monroe for stealing Sonny's Skittles."
Fangirl #2 frowned at Fangirl #1. "You were in on that?"
Fangirl #1 smiled sheepishly.
"Tawni Hart reports that he is annoying and weird and thinks he is the best person ever," Gilroy said.
"And Sonny Monroe herself has said that Chad Dylan Cooper is not as awesome as he says he is."
Fangirl #2 gasped. "What?"
Fangirl #1 uncomfortably slides down in her seat.
"Apparently Chad and his lady love even fight quite often," Santiago continued. "And Chad also refuses to tell Sonny this!"
Ryan pressed a button on the remote. The screen shows Chad and the idiotically disguised reporters talking.
"Are you still mad at Amber for telling you to break up with Sonny, kidnapping you, dropping your fanbase in the Chadometer and for terrifying you using your Chadometer?"
"Yes," Chad said. "But...between us, I hired her back."
Gilroy gasped. "No!"
"Yes," Chad said, half-heartedly.
"Why?" Ryan asked, incredulous.
"I was losing my fans!" Chad defended. "I had no choice."
"Don't you think Sonny won't like that?" Santiago asked.
"Which is why I didn't tell her," Chad explained.
"You can't keep something like that from your girlfriend!"
"It's for the greater good." Chad shrugged. "Besides, she probably won't care... Much."
Fangirl #1's mouth dropped. "Is that...true?" she whispered to Fangirl #2.
Fangirl #2's mouth was gaping in shock as well.
"Ah, let's move on to the subject everyone's been waiting on!" Santiago announced. "Channy!"
The crowd roars in anticipation, unaware of the two nervous fangirls.
"You all know about Hollywood's cutest couple! Chad Dylan Cooper and Sonny Monroe," Santiago said, hiding a snicker. "But what's not cute is the problems we've heard of."
"Problems?" Fangirls #1 and #2 demanded.
"Let's start with Mr. Condor's opinion," Santiago continued.
"Recall his earlier opinion of Sonny Monroe becoming more snobby," Ryan stated. "But why?"
"He believes the problem is none other than Chad Dylan Cooper," Gilroy grinned. "A bad influence."
"Poppycock!" Fangirl #2 screamed.
"But the cast of So Random! is the most disapproved of all," Santiago explained. "It doesn't seem like any of them are happy about the couple."
Ryan turned the TV on once more to the final scenes.
"They're all "Oh you're so cute, Shortstack!" "No you!" It's disgusting," Grady said, while Nico mumbled mmm-hmmm.
Nico snorted. "Pretty much what we've said before. Total lovebirds, those two."
"Disgusting," Grady wrinkled his nose.
"Oh yeah and they celebrate their relationship every week! With weekaversaries. I mean, who does that?" Nico asked.
"What was your reaction when you found out Sonny and Chad were dating?"
"Shocked."
"Betrayed."
"Disapponted."
"Angry."
Santiago pursed, mockingly. "So Nico and Grady don't seem to like their relationship much."
An old lady and a makeup artist slid down their seats sheepishly while two fangirls glared at them.
"Next!" Ryan announced.
"Do you think them dating is a good idea?"
"No! She broke the So Random code!" Zora cried, indignantly.
"Nor does Miss Lancaster," Gilroy smirked.
Santiago mentally rolled his eyes. "Anyways the question is, what do you think of Chad and Sonny's nicknames for each other like m'lady and Shortstack?"
"Tacky. Lame. Just like them!" Tawni giggled.
"And Tawni Hart doesn't enjoy it much either, you can see."
Fangirl #1's face fell in her hands.
"And apparently once Sonny Monroe decided she loved a bear more than her beloved Chaddy!" Santiago exclaimed.
"WHAT?" Fangirl #1 shouted.
"WHAT?" Fangirl #2 screamed.
"What?" Fangirl #3 asked, pausing from filing her nails.
"Indeed!" Gilroy confirmed. "Observe the following clip."
"No, remember the time he came to us for girl advice?" Grady asked.
"Oh that was great!" Nico smiled.
Santiago, Ryan, and Gilroy dropped their mouth in shock. Ryan called the camera crew and Gilroy got more notes.
"Chad Dylan Cooper came to you for dating advice?" Santiago asked, incredulously.
Nico puffed in pride. "Yeah well Grady and I were just sitting here playing video games, when Chad walks in here with flowers. Now we thought it was for us, but apparently it was for Sonny! Who knew! And he says he's going to dinner with her but can't find her. So we explain to young Chad that Sonny stood him up," Nico said.
"No!" Santiago said, dramatically.
"Yes! He didn't believe us at first. He waited and waited and waited till he decided to call her. The call ended, and guess how many rings?" Nico asked.
Santiago asked. "Five?"
"Two," Nico corrected. The three reporters gasped.
"Shocking, I know! So we told young Chad that his lady was losing interest. But you know what he did? He went to the restaurant that night and she wasn't there! In fact we came and saw him looking all lonely!" Nico said.
"That terrible!" Santiago said.
"I know! But apparently she didn't come because of some bear problem," Nico shrugged.
"Some bear that's the most important thing to Sonny," Grady piped in.
Fangirl #2 groaned and slammed their head in frustration.
"So the great Chad Dylan Cooper had to get girl advice," Ryan laughed. "Because his girlfriend loved her bear more than him."
The crowd burst into laughter, clutching their stomachs and screaming insults to the tween actor.
Fangirl #2 gasped. "Chad Dylan Cooper is the greatest actor of our generation and does not need girl advice!"
The reporters ignored him and continued. "And the most shocking pieces of information we found..." Gilroy paused for suspense.
"When Sonny and Chad first started dating, we were all surprised. Of course we were, they were supposed to be enemies and fight all the time! How could two completely different people who argue a lot have feelings for each other?" Santiago asked.
"The answer is simple, Santiago." Ryan pulled out the recorder.
"That one of them doesn't."
The crowd gasped in complete shock and everyone's mouth dropped.
Suddenly, the recorder started playing Sonny's voice.
"Me Like CHAD? HA! I hate him! He's so annoying! I have no feelings for him at all."
The audience grew silent. Gasps quieting but jaws still dropped.
Fangirl #1 suddenly shouted out, "That is NOT true!" She turned to Fangirl #2 and asked. "You don't believe that, do you?"
Fangirl #2's face was masked with shock, sorrow, and despair. They said nothing.
"Chad?" Sonny whispered, pulling her wig off.
"It's Sonny Monroe!" someone shouted.
Chad pulled his wig off.
"And Chad Dylan Cooper!" another gasped.
Tawni gasped, removing her wig as well.
The crowd grew silent.
Tawni gasped. "Uh, hello? Tawni Hart here!"
"Chad?" Sonny pleaded, tugging on his arm. "Please don't say you believe them. Please."
Chad turned to her, a single teardrop glistening down his cheek. "Sonny," he choked out. "I know you like being nice to people and don't want to bring them down, but saying no wouldn't have been so bad."
"Chad, no!" Sonny screamed. "Don't believe them! They're lying, you know that!"
"I think I know the voice of the girl I fell in love with, Sonny." Chad wiped a single tear from his eye. "Goodbye."
Without another word, he strode out of the theater. Sonny's eyes filled with tears as she gasped.
"CHAD!" she cried, tears falling down her cheeks as she ran after him.
The audience was in complete silence. Some had tears in their eyes while one was suffering an emotional attack. Ryan, Gilroy, and Santiago looked at each other knowingly.
Walking to the front of the stage, Santiago smiled. "Well, that concludes Condor Studios Files! Hope you enjoyed!"
THE END.
*curtains close*
BAHAHA, fooled ya didn't I? You didn't think I'd honestly end it THERE? Please, it would kill me. But I do assure you that the next chapter will be the last. It will be none other than a-
CHANNY INTERVIEW!
Yes, my readers, the sleazy reporters are planning an interview for both of them. Where they can answer questions about their relationship, and other stuff in general. ;D
BUT! As we have usually done before, YOU, yes YOU!, must send in all the questions!
I swear I will try not to have such a late update like before but the thing about this one is that I can't start writing ANYTHING till I have enough questions. So send in questions NOW!
R&R!
