3 Hours later, at the outskirts of the KKK (Also known as just outside of Cartman's yard


Clyde and his company of elf and orcs snuck around the fort without being spotted. He had archers who were ready to bombard the humans from afar on his signal. While being so close to the wall, he could hear the shouting going on inside.

"What do you mean Stan is back?!" Said a pissed of wizard king.

"I saw him walking out from the U-stor-it place with a strange girl right behind him" Craig reported.

"And you just let him walk off?! Dude, with him in my dungeon I could make his bitches, my bitches!"

Craig just flipped him off and said "Have you forgotten that he is a master warrior, and that girl he was with looked like a mage or something"

Cartman just pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. "How can I win if I can't blackmail someone to do my bidding?" He asked. Then a loud knocking caught his and all of his troops attentions from the west side of the fort. "Men! Prepare for battle!" He gave the order and everybody were ready to fight. And by his side he had Butters the merciful, armed with his trusty hammer of Butters and his paladin shield. On the wizard's other side he had Token the healer. The wizard wanted to be greatly protected, if he were going to be in the battle.

When it looked like the fence was going down, it seemed like they stopped instead. "That's it?" Token asked in disbelief.

Then they notice one arrow landing at the feet of their king. Butters quickly stood in front of the wizard king to cover him from more arrows. And more arrows came indeed. It was like rain, so many of them and almost nothing to stop it. The human forces scattered around for cover, while some got hit and were in need of healing. Luckily Token were spared from the arrows, as he knelt behind the wizard king for cover. The king did notice this and were about to verbal assault the healer, but knew that his men needed treatment.

And then finally the fence came down crashing and smoke bombs were thrown, and out came the orcs. The orcs came charging in with dual swords and axes. His thief Craig held his ground with his quick and agile moves and stabbings. Through his journeys with the dragonborn, Butters learned to become a more capable fighter, and surprised everyone by already taking out 2 orcs.

"Well I be damned" The wizard said and decided to enter the fight himself. An orc came at him, but he managed to dodge his attack and then repeatly smack the orc in the face with his staff, until the orc fell down in defeat. 2 more orcs came running towards but he just turned his back and used dragonshout to gross them out, allowing Butters and Craig to flank and finish them.

The tide of the battle were on Clyde's side but tipped over to the Cartman's due to the grand wizard being willingly to fight, and the battle harden paladin Butters and master thief Craig took down the most orcs and elfs who came running in.

"ENOUGH!" Yelled Clyde who appeard out from the other side of the fence. His orcs and elfs stopped fighting and so did the humans. "This battle gets us nowhere grand fat ass!"

"Oh really? It did looked like we humans, minus you were winning!" Said the king, which was followed by a wave of applause.

Clyde just grinned "You think this is all i got? I got more bloodthirsty orcs just waiting to come out and tear you a new one!" He bluffed, but it seemed they fell for it.

"If so what do you propose traitor?"

"A one on one battle. I vs you fat ass!" He challenged the king.

The king were a bit hesitant but remembered on how easily the dragonborn kicked Clyde's ass on his first day. "I accept, If I lose i will surrender my forces to you!"

"And if I lose I will retreat my attack!"

"Oh no no no no no. You can't just waltz in here, wreck my fort and then just leave like nothing?! No I demand that If I win, then you will give me half of your rations and potions!" The king said.

"1/4 and you got a deal!" Clyde accepted and took out his wooden sword and stood ready.

"It is time for you pay for your crimes traitor!" And the fight started. Cartman came in with his staff first, which was deflected by Clyde and made the king fall down to the snow, much to the amusement of the elfs and orcs. He got up and just looked at Clyde as Cartman took out a deodorant and a lighter.

"Oh shit!" Said Clyde as he jumped out of the flames both. He accidentally dropped his sword and was unarmed, but Cartman continued to spray fire magic at Clyde. It was not until Clyde quickly jumped down to quickly make a snowball and threw it in Cartman's face.

"AHHH! MOTHERFUCKER!" he yelped and put down his lighter and deodorant, to get the snow off his face. This gave Clyde time enough to take the wizard's staff and hit him in the stomach with it, making him wheeze and fall to his knees. Clyde bashed the king in the face with his own staff and was applauded by his followers. He went over to pick up his sword and looked over at Cartman and threw down the staff.

"Seems like I win!" Clyde said with his arms in the air.

But a cough could be heard from the kings bloody mouth. He spit out some blood and gave Clyde a hate full look. "Never" And then he looked like he was really concentrating. "Anal wort filled whore!" He yelled and sent out a bolt of lightning towards Clyde, which shocked everybody, but the king was not done.

"Sperm farting son of Kyle's mom!" And a other bolt sent flying towards Clyde who were very frighten and started to retreat. "And before you go, know one thing!" He yelled at Clyde who dared to stop and look at Cartman in fear.

"YOU SHIT COVERED COCK LICKING HIPPIES BETTER FEAR MY FUCKING AUTORITAH!" And a huge wave of lighting bolts not only hit Clyde but also the elfs and orcs near him, and they retreated back.

Cartman took deep breaths, as the battle have exhausted him. "Bring me a fucking power potion!" He commanded and soon got one from Butters.

"How did you do that?" He asked

"I never got my V chip removed. I learned how to control it if I just concentrate enough" He explained and drank the power potion.


Park county station


One thing Henry did not expect to just waltz in the station that day was Stan. To say he was surprised would be a huge understatement, but he was mostly happy that his friend had returned. Through he asked how Stan got away, he was met by a short silence and then told that it was something he rather not discuss. Henry chose not to dig any deeper in it out of respect. He informed Stan on what have been going on and the invitation from the KKK that was left unanswered.

"Well I think It is clear of what to do with this message" Stan said and he took out a lighter and burned the letter. He then turned to look at Henry who looked like he had something to confess. "Something troubling you Henry?"He just looked at the ground and pulled out a piece of folded paper and handed it to Stan and then left. Stan was a little confused and decided to read the note for answers.

Right outside of the room, several troops and Henry could hear Stan yell "THE FUCK?!" and then stormed out all pissed off and approach Henry, and whispered "Get in touch with your sister. Tell her I want to meet Wendy at our usual spot!" to which Henry nodded sadly.


GU council hall - 1 hour later


"Is this true?" Bebe asked Shannon about her latest report. The current focus of the meeting were on the very recent attack on the KKK by the royal blood group.

Shannon nodded "I thought the orcs and elfs were going to win, but that changed quickly"

"Yes your report states that Cartman, Craig and Butters were instrumental in their defense" Said Wendy.

"They must be tired after butting heads with each other, perhaps a strike against one of them would prove favorable to us!" Suggested Heidi who gained much approval from the other council members, even Wendy, considering their failed alliance with the joint human/elf group.

"Agreed. Is there anything else Shannon?" Wendy asked, and noticed that her agent were not exactly excited about the next piece of news. She handed her an other part of her report to Wendy. The content in it surprised her of course, and the other members could easily see this.

"What does it say Wendy?" Asked Lola.

Wendy closed her eyes and sighed "Stan Marshwalker have returned to his followers"

This brought a wave of small talk about what this could mean between the 2 groups, since the girls did left the boys base on not so good terms. "You think they told him what happen yesterday?" Asked Bebe.

"I don't see why they should not" Wendy said with regret in her tone.

"Still he got high thoughts about you. It would be his second in command's word against yours. Perhaps we can still benefit from this" Suggested Heidi.

Wendy weren't convinced, but it did gave her hope. "It's a small chance, but doubtful"

The rest of the meeting went on who to attack between the KKK and the royal blood army. They were at a stalemate and decided to take some time off. Shannon used this moment to have a little private chat with Wendy. They met up in Wendy's private quarters, and so Shannon told her about Stan's wish to meet her at their meeting spot in 30 minutes.

After Shannon left, Wendy called in Bebe and Heidi to tell them about her coming meeting, and to make sure they wont get suspicious about her. They both of course agreed that Wendy should convince Stan that it was all a misunderstanding between her and Henry.


30 minutes later, at the tower of peace


Stan were in the same room he and Wendy were in the last time they met. He still tried to figure out what to say about this betrayal. Suddenly he heard someone coming up the stairs behind him.

"Good you could make it Wen- Wait what are you doing here?" He asked as it was Alana who appeared.

"I was bored so I kept an eye on you mortal. Besides I heard that you are going to meet you girlfriend, and want to see how such a concept is in action" She said sharply.

Stan sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose in frustration. "Listen, Wendy and I are going to have a private conversation, so I do not need you listening in on this!" He pointed at her, but she did not let that gesture move her. She walk up to him and began to circle around him slowly while he eyed her in confusion.

"Just because you got a sword now, does not mean you are in charge here! I can still break one of your rips just by poking them!" She threaten which made him back away from her circling and out of her reach.

"Seriously Alana! I need to talk to her, alone!" Just then another pair of steps could be heard downstairs. Stan looked back and said "Shit she's coming, you need to?" When he turned back he saw that Alana was gone. He went over to the small balcony and try to see if she was in the air or down on the ground. Never the less, he could talk with Wendy alone no. When she got up she went over to him and hugged him.

"I was so worried when I heard the elfs got you!" She said with joy.

"Yeah well, at least it was not Cartman who got me. God knows what he would have done" He said with an assuring smile, that quickly faded "There is, something I need to talk to you about"

"Of course" Was all she said, as they took their seat on some nearby boxes.

"It has come to my attention that you and Henry tried to start the alliance between us"

She nodded "Yeah, the meeting got out of hand"

"So I heard. But tell me what happen from your point of view" He requested with a neutral face.

"Oh okay then. Well Bebe, Heidi and I arrived here to present our demands of the alliance. He must have misunderstood one of our demands about the leadership of this combined group" She said. It was almost all true except for the last part.

"What did he not understand?"

"Well, he thought that we wanted total control over your forces and assets. But that's not it. What we meant is that we want a good share of the assets that you can spare" She lied.

But He did not look convinced "I see"

So she took his head in her hands and made him look at her in the eyes. "Stan, you do not really think I would screw you over like that right?" She almost pleaded.

"I don't know. Do you?" He asked as he took out the note, which made Wendy let go of his head and look at the note in fear. "It sais right here. 'In exchange for the girls superior numbers, the boys will surrender all of their forces and assets to the command of the GU council!'"

Wendy just sat there silent, not knowing what to say, but Stan got up and paced around a bit, trying not to curse her out. "I thought we had an understanding!" He semi yelled in frustration. "We agreed to work together!"

"Well sorry Stan! But things changed. You were kidnapped and we could not find you. We wanted to make sure the other factions did not get your faction first!" She started to yell back.

"By going back on what we agreed to?!" He asked in disbelief

"If I did not, then I would have been replaced by Heidi!"

"Oh so it's all about Heidi then?!"

"She have been against my administration doing this whole affair, I needed her on my side to prevent inner conflict between the GU!" She argued.

"unbelievable!" He called out.

She sighed, after calming down a bit. "Listen. We have already agreed to what our demands should be, we can not change them. The best thing to do now, is trying to we both go through our demands again. And then maybe we can push some of it in your favor" She tried to reason but he did not want to listen.

"No! The time for negotiation was over when you tried to dominate over my order behind my back. This alliance is off!" He said, still pissed off.

The look of 'what?' on her face, was the only reaction she showed when he announced that. She then looks at him with an unsure look on her face. "And us?"

"If I went behind your back, and lied about it straight to your face. What would you do?" He asked generally curious.

But she just looked down and said "I see" And she began to walk down stairs, leaving Stan upstairs this time. He sighed and sat down on the floor with his hands on his face.

"I still don't see the appealing nature of having a girlfriend" Alana said from the top of the ceiling.

"Alana" He mumbled through his hands but she could hear him "Would please just don't asked about this okay?"

"Eh fine!" She pouted a little, but started to feel kinda sorry for him, when she saw how alone he appeared. She walked over to him and awkwardly rub his shoulder "I, am sorry?" She said, trying to see if that helped, but it only made him look at her weird. "What?!" She rudely asked, letting go of his shoulder.

"Did you just try to make me feel better?" He asked.

She quickly looked the other way and said "I just tried to stop you from being sad all the day, cause I got something to tell you!"

He gave a half hearty grunt of a laugh "Of course. For a minute I thought you really cared for what I feel"

Those word kinda hurt Alana a little bit inside, but she did her best not to show it to him. "I think I know where my home is"

"Where? Back in the tomb?" He asked rhetorically which earned him a slap across the face, which sent him down to the floor.

"Consider yourself lucky that, that was a soft one!" she said in her sharp voice.

"Arh. Soft she sais" He mumble to himself while he got back up, rubbing his cheek. "Okay maybe I deserved that"

"Were we back in my family's glory days then you would have been made my personal thrall!"

"Whatever. So where is your home then?" He asked, trying to resist the urge to tell her it's not her family's glory days anymore.

She walked over to the other side of the balcony and pointed towards the pond and the forest. "Somewhere deep in that forest, lies my home, my castle!"

"And the reason you tell me this is?" He asked but knew already what she wanted.

"The forest was not here when I was put in my tomb. I need someone who knows the forest and it's paths, and someone I trust" She explained and looked at him in the eyes of his.

"And you trust me?" He asked, not convinced at all.

"You have not tried to kill my yet, or report me to anyone. I dare say you may even are trying to help stay hidden" She said.

"And what makes you think that?"

"You did warned me about making myself known to the puplic of this town that it could lead me being killed did you not?" She asked. And he muttered yes lowly, not wanting to admit it.

"Great. Now come on and lead the way!" she commanded him, which made him look at her funny. "What?!"

"Nevermind" He said started to go downstairs of the tower. As they got outside he said "If I am going to help you on this, then I need to inform the boys that I will be scouting in the lost forest"

She looked puzzled at the name "The lost forest?"

"You can get easily lost in there" He said and headed for the station.