"Hmm…" Tenten said, pondering. "It seems to be a noble cause, but I have a problem I need dealt with first. You see, when I'm not able to run the shop, my little brother does it for me. But, he's a bit of a softy, so I'm afraid someone's going to rob the store."
"What do you want us to do about it?"
"Well… There's only one criminal in this village that would be able to beat my brother. His name's Lord Danzo, well, that's what his cronies call him anyway. He's a big time criminal who used to work for the government, but became corrupted, and was kicked out for misuse of his power."
"I remember him... He almost plunged Konoha-shire into a war with Suna-shire. Alright, we're in, as long as you accompany us for the rest of our journey."
"Right, him and his cronies live in an encampment just north of the village."
"How come nobody's ever done anything about him before?"
"There are no soldiers here, and we don't have enough fighters to take him and his band of mercenaries out."
"Oh. Well, we'll get right to it."
"Good luck." 'You're gonna need it.'
"And we're off!" Naruto and gang walk to the northern end of the village and stumble upon an encampment, about a quarter mile away from the village. Several guards spot them.
"Hey you, stand right where you are!"
"No! You have no authority over us; you're just a band of rogues!"
"What'd you say punk!?"
"I said you've got no authority!"
"Oh really… We'll see about that!"
Suddenly the area was filled with squares on the ground, each big enough to fit a standing person. Everyone was standing in their own box, and couldn't seem to be able to move their legs without the intention of going into another box.
"What's going on!?" Kiba asked.
"I don't know, but they can't have done it. They seem to be just as confused as we are."
"Let's just get this over with… It's becoming a drag already." Naruto ran forward at the enemy, but stopped short of getting into sword's range.
"Wait… WHAT!?" Naruto asked in bewilderment, "Why can't I go forward?!"
"I don't know why, but I think it has to do with our groups taking turns moving and only moving a certain number of spaces…" (Or the creator of this fanfic's twisted sense of humor limiting them to a certain video games style of movement and attack!!! :D)
"Let's just go…" All of their team took their turns moving as far out as they could. Now it was the evil people's turn…
"Take this!" An axe man ran forward, and slashed at Naruto.
"OW! THAT HURT!!!" Naruto slashed and killed the man who attacked him. "Wait what!?" The man fell to the ground, but no blood came out and the corpse disappeared in a flash of light. An archer from the other side moved up and shot Kiba with an arrow. "Ouch… Can't… Move… Legs… Archer… Too… Far… Away… To… Kill… With… Axe… Why… Am… I… Talking… Like… This…?" A mage came up and attacked Shikamaru, who countered with a shadow bolt. A spearman came up and attacked Hinata, who dodged it, and punched him in the face.
"Our turn!" Kiba said with delight. He charged forward, and killed the archer. Naruto charged at the boss (Danzo), but was suddenly stopped by a pale faced rogue who had black hair and… A surprisingly skimpy shirt. (Sai)
"Can't let you do that, nine-tailed fox." (WOO! Starfox ftw.)
"Wait… Watcha… Howza… WHAT!?"
"It's called fog of war, n00b."
"Danged small torchlight separation…"
"Now then… Why are you trying to kill my master?"
"Easy. We kill him, Tenten helps us."
"Tenten? Oh, her. She's been a pain in Lord Danzo's tuckus for too long. I'll kill her once I'm done with you…"
"Shut your pie hole, and let's get fighting."
"As you wish." Naruto lunged at Sai, who dodged, and stabbed his knife at Naruto who blocked it. The others who had defeated their opponents came forward to help Naruto. They surrounded, Sai, and lowered his health bar down to zero.
"…Doh!" Sai fell to the ground and disappeared.
"You may have defeated my best minion, but you will never defeat me!" Suddenly, a bunch of teme-orc eyes popped up around his body.
"…Where'd you get all those teme-orc eyes!?"
"Simple, I defeated Teme-Orcs and stole their eyes."
"…You sick monster!" They all attacked Danzo, and a large battle ensued, involving hacking, chopping, swords bouncing off swords, swashbuckling, parrying, blocking, fists flying, Teme-Orc eyes being used, and such.
"A… Samurai never… Let's… Himself… Be captured…" Danzo stabbed himself in the heart with a crudely made knife, fell to the ground, and… Didn't disappear!? Looks like this weird spell is over… Ironically, even though he was a Samurai class before, during the event that a time wizard stepped in and changed the field of battle from turn based strategy to field based strategy, Danzo's class changed due to the fact that there are no Samurais in the game this parody battle is based off of, and was a heavy knight.
"…Idiot doesn't even know what class he is…" Kiba said.
"Kiba-kun, you mustn't be so rude!"
"Sorry Hinata…" Naruto picked up the body, and said,
"Alright guys, let's get this body to Tenten!" They walked back to the weapons shop, carrying their prize as villagers oohed and awed at their achievement. They said praising things such as, "Nice prize turkey!" or "Finally, his rain of terror is over!" or even, "Now I don't have to fortify my shop every time I lock up!" sometimes they even said just a simple, "Thanks!" The heroes eventually made it to Tenten's Weapon Shop. She was waiting at the door for them.
"I see you carried out your job; I knew I could count on you guys!" 'Boy did they prove me wrong' she tossed the keys to the shop to her little brother, who was about fourteen. "Take good care of the shop while I'm gone, 'kay?"
"Okay!" He took the keys eagerly.
'Great. ANOTHER mouth to feed.'
'Now we're even more powerful!'
'Akamaru looks really menacing today!'
'I wonder if Kiba-kun has any hard feelings for me yelling at him earlier…'
'I sure am gonna miss this place…'
"Well, let's set off!" And with that, they were gone.
Mean while, back in the witch's castle… "HEY FOREHEAD, IT'S OFFICIAL NOW! THEY'VE GOT ANOTHER MEMBER!"
"Touchdown!"
"…Someone's in a good mood today."
Hope you guys liked it! Also, in case you haven't figured it out already, today's video game of the day is fire emblem. For those of you who are wondering, there are two reasons why I made Sai a rogue. One: He always carries a knife in case his drawings don't stop the enemy form getting to him. Two: He wears a belly shirt. Sayonara!
