Disclaimer: No. Mitch is from my master Mitchicus. That is all.

That morning was quiet. Everyone (minus Monkey) was in Tigress' room. Still angry about the day before.

"I'm sorry. It's not completely my fault. Monkey katnipped me!" Tigress was creating an excuse. Luckily for her everyone believed her. "Let's take revenge. He is snugly asleep so let's do it now."

"But Tigress it's like 3 in the morning." Viper noticed. "We would all be sleepy for the rest of the day."

"Don't worry I have a solution for that. We don't take revenge on him at the same time."

"You mean like. While the others rest one plays the prank?"

"Exactly! Let's go I have an idea."

They all quietly snuck into Monkey's room. Viper brought some make-up so the two girls gave Monkey a little make over. Mitch was chewing gum at the moment and decided to chew some more and cover Monkey with it.

Crane had costume pieces with him and wash-of glue. He dressed Monkey up in a pink ballerina tutu and a clown wig. Tai Lung grabbed a cup of water and placed Monkey's fingers in it making Monkey pee.

Mantis had put a pie near Monkey's feet. Tigress had a couple of instruments. Loud instruments. And finally Po he had masks with him. Everyone got one they quickly put them on.

Tai Lung grabbed the bongos. Mitch grabbed a guitar. Tigress had maracas. Viper was ready to sing. Po hand some pans. And Mantis was ready to make any kind of noise possible.

Po and Mantis stood on Monkey's bed. Mitch was ready to light up the candles. And the rest were ready to play.

"On three. One… two… THREE!" Tigress yelled loudly. They all started to do what they were told. Mantis and Po jumped on the bed. Viper sang of key and the 'band' played as horrible as they could. Monkey on the other hand went nuts!

He didn't look so happy. He was running around room like a mad man telling everyone to stop.

When Monkey saw his reflection things became worse.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU ARE ALL DEAD!" Jumped and screamed. But they paid no mind. Suddenly they stopped and all left. They went to their room. Leave Monkey alone to clean his room.

Not much later the sun rose and Monkey was finally done cleaning his room. He wanted to rest but Tigress had other plans.

Tigress was hiding behind his bed. When Monkey jumped on she blew as loudly as she could on her trumpet. Monkey was sending flying. Tigress grabbed a bottle of soup a poured it on the ground. The second Monkey landed he slid out of his room. He stood up and walked to the kitchen.

"Good morning pal." Po was cooking.

"Not a good morning." Monkey sat down while saying so.

"Oh bummer, here." He gave Monkey some PanJams.

He happily ate it. But the second he did he realized. It wasn't jam filled, it was pepper filled. Monkey jolted up and ran around the kitchen. Po on the other hand was too busy laughing. Monkey saw a bucket of water and quickly drank it.

"Um… That's from the pond." Po looked at Monkey. Monkey spat out all the water and ran off. "I should have told him sooner. I'm going to take a nap."

Monkey was heading straight for the training hall. But when he got up the stairs he didn't see Mitch's tail nor the pie. He tripped over Mitch's tail landing face first in the pie. He stood up while Mitch unnoticeably pulled down his pants causing him to fall face first in the same pie.

"HAHAHAHAHA PIE FACE!" Mitch laughed. So his tongue was on fire while his pants were down. He stood up and waddled towards the fresh water. He drank it all hoping it would calm the fire.

Monkey stood up and pulled up his pants and walked to the Peach tree of Heavenly Wisdom. He decided that meditation. When he sat he felt something and tried to stand but his butt was glued to the ground. In the tree Tai Lung started laughing. He almost fell.

"Hahaha little Monkey got his ass stuck to the ground?" But when he saw Monkey's face he helped him out. He poured water all over the guy. His but wasn't stuck but he was tired and annoyed.

He walked to his room to find his door locked. Not only that he heard noises. Sex noises.

"Oh Viper!" He recognized this as… Tigress! His face turned bright red. He turned around leaving the two to their… and left for the kitchen

Not much later Viper and Tigress walked in. They looked satisfied even though they faked they it. When they looked at Monkey he ran to his room.

"What wrong with him?" Tai lung looked at them.

The girls giggled "Oh nothing."

"Now what?" Mitch asked.

30 MINUTES LATER

Tigress face was red. She was half drunk and half naked. She wasn't the only one. Viper was wasted in a corner. Mantis was unconscious. And the guys were in their underwear. She now officially had second thoughts about playing striper poker. Sitting in front of four guys in underwear and bra was just weird.

If that wasn't bad enough the first two who were naked had to have sex, and she was just hoping it wasn't Po. Po was barely paying attention and would occasionally ask. "What are we playing again?" And the somehow completely sober Mitch would answer; "Striper poker."

Tai Lung was completely drunk but managed to play better than everyone else. After another round Mitch had won and Tigress lost. He felt ashamed but he had to do it.

"B…b…bra…" Mitch looked down while took off her bra. But the other three didn't. Next round was Tai Lung who won. And Tigress' lost. She already knew what to do. She took her underwear of full of shame. She bundled herself up.

After a long while Tigress had won and Mitch lost. And he knew what he had to do. But he forgot one thing.

"NOW YOU HAVE TO HAVE SEX!" Viper jolted up giggling.

Viper wrapped her tail around and dragged them both Mitch's room.

"DON'T CHEAT!" Viper slammed the door shut.

"Um… Mitch I…" Before Tigress could finish Mitch offered her a shirt as already had put on pants.

"Here put this on."

"Oh thanks. Can I sleep next to you? I don't feel safe with the drunken team."

"Sure why not."

Guess Monkey got what he deserved.