Gross


Kasumi: This one time I saw Jeff in an unusually somber mood. I tried to talk to him, but he just sort of waved me off. I thought he was upset, so I tried to cheer him up. In retrospect, it was probably a bad idea. I visited him at the helm and right before I could so anything, I tripped over his earplug wires. The audio he was listening to wasn't exactly… PG-13. Long story short– Vaenia isn't only popular among asari.

Jacob: Most disgusting thing I ever saw was what happened to my father. He used to be a good man, Shepard. Least, 'til he had all that power and no one to control him. What happened on Aeia was the grossest misuse of authority I have ever seen in my life. I may be his son, but I am nothing like him. I will never be like him.

Tali: Normally I do not complain about food. I can generally stomach most quarian 'delicacies'. But there was this one strange cuisine I ate at the banquet after Saren's defeat that made me feel worse than a turian with a twenty-seven hour mandible ache. I believe it was called wasabi.

Grunt: Nothing grosses me out. Well, unless you count that vid you showed me when I asked where babies came from, The Miracle of Life. If anything, I felt confused. I mean, how does a bird carry a baby ten thousand miles to you smooth skins without dropping it?

Samara: My short time on Omega has shown to me how putrid the city has rotted. Gangs, mercenaries, and prostitutes are around every corner. Should I ever visit the system again, I will attempt to bring justice to those who have sinned. I will need many bullets.

Mordin: Have preformed many operations. Have seen much in my life. Turians with limbs blown off, quarians with insides spilled out, krogans missing certain appendages. Ghastly. Over the years, have grown immune to such shocking displays. But will never forget finding truth behind Maelon's work. Krogan as test subjects. Simply revolting. Would never stoop so low.

Miranda: The fact that some men believe women should not be involved in war or politics disgusts me. The only sandwich I'll make for a man like that is a knuckle sandwich.

Zaeed: Batarians are the ugliest sons of bitches in the galaxy. Vorcha are a close second. But at least when I shoot a vorcha, he has to decency to shut the hell up.

Legion: We have reached a consensus. On a strictly objective level, we cannot pass judgment on an arbitrary term such as 'gross'. What signifies as repulsive to one being is attractive to another. That being said, on an entirely subjective level, we believe that the alteration of one's mind to be acclimated for the sole purpose of being used by another being is an abhorrent practice.

Thane: I feel the barrel of the gun push against the back of my skull. I sense its contours, the coldness of the metal against my body. "Any last words?" he asks, his tone mercurial and light. I simply mutter, "Disgusting." I bring my arm around and easily disarm him. Then, a punch to his face. Another. He goes down immediately. I dust my hands and look over his unconscious body. To think that a man I called a friend betrayed me. He is lower than low. He is trash. Disgusting.

Jack: Your face.

Garrus: My face.