Mikaela: Well, we're in Uru'baen.
Kelly: Yep.
Mikaela: And now, let's sell some LACE!
Brynna: Yeah!
Kelly: Wait a second is that…
All: MURTAGH?
Murtagh: What are you doing here? Get out! NOW!
Mikaela: (mockingly) make us! No one cares what you say or do.
Murtagh: I have a sword now!
Mikaela: I don't care.
Murtagh: Oh I HATE you guys. What with all of the onion garlic cheese curds and all…
Mikaela: That's RIGHT! I still have those.
Murtagh: Yeah well I have a restraining order!
Mikaela: You're no fun.
Murtagh: Good now leave me alone!
Mikaela: Wanna buy some lace? It'll make us go away.
Murtagh: Sure, if it'll make you go away. I'll give it to Galbatorix.
Mikaela: K, it's 300 crowns a spool.
Murtagh: What the? That's too high a price. Lower it.
Kelly: pokes Murtagh with highlighter
Murtagh: Ow! What's your problem?
Kelly: You pay the price. Now.
Murtagh: No!
Kelly: Pokes with highlighter harder
Murtagh: Fine, I'll take a spool.
Brynna: Good.
Murtagh: Here's your cash no leave me alone.
Mikaela: sinisterly Oh, I don't know if I can do that.
Murtagh: What the? You said you'd go away!
Mikaela: I had my fingers crossed.
Murtagh: Well that's too bad for you! Go away.
Mikaela: No.
Murtagh: I am a dragon rider you know, you're not anymore because your brother took your dragon. My power surpasses you!
Mikaela: snears Ha! You never learned everything from traveling with me did you? I surpass you mind wise.
Brynna: PUN!
Mikaela: Oh be quiet.
Murtagh: I can't believe your stupidity.
Mikaela: Well you better. This is getting boring, and since I haven't done this for a while, I'll have an argument with the narrator.
Narrator: But it's my day off! You can't argue with me.
Mikaela: Tuff luck it's your day off. I'm going to argue with you if it's the last thing I do in my living days.
Narrator: I'm will refuse to argue. HA! Now try to think of a loophole.
Mikaela: No.
Narrator: Yes!
Mikaela: No!
Narrator: YES!
Mikaela: NO!
Kelly: I think only Mikaela can have an argument about argueing.\
Mikaela: whips around to face Kelly What'd you say?
Kelly: I didn't mean anything by it.
Mikaela: You say you didn't but how can I trust you?
Murtagh: slowly starts to creep away
Mikaela: I SAW THAT! STOP RIGHT THERE!
Kelly: Oh great, she's spazing again.
Narrator: And thus this chapter comes to an end.
