Mikaela: Well, we're in Uru'baen.

Kelly: Yep.

Mikaela: And now, let's sell some LACE!

Brynna: Yeah!

Kelly: Wait a second is that…

All: MURTAGH?

Murtagh: What are you doing here? Get out! NOW!

Mikaela: (mockingly) make us! No one cares what you say or do.

Murtagh: I have a sword now!

Mikaela: I don't care.

Murtagh: Oh I HATE you guys. What with all of the onion garlic cheese curds and all…

Mikaela: That's RIGHT! I still have those.

Murtagh: Yeah well I have a restraining order!

Mikaela: You're no fun.

Murtagh: Good now leave me alone!

Mikaela: Wanna buy some lace? It'll make us go away.

Murtagh: Sure, if it'll make you go away. I'll give it to Galbatorix.

Mikaela: K, it's 300 crowns a spool.

Murtagh: What the? That's too high a price. Lower it.

Kelly: pokes Murtagh with highlighter

Murtagh: Ow! What's your problem?

Kelly: You pay the price. Now.

Murtagh: No!

Kelly: Pokes with highlighter harder

Murtagh: Fine, I'll take a spool.

Brynna: Good.

Murtagh: Here's your cash no leave me alone.

Mikaela: sinisterly Oh, I don't know if I can do that.

Murtagh: What the? You said you'd go away!

Mikaela: I had my fingers crossed.

Murtagh: Well that's too bad for you! Go away.

Mikaela: No.

Murtagh: I am a dragon rider you know, you're not anymore because your brother took your dragon. My power surpasses you!

Mikaela: snears Ha! You never learned everything from traveling with me did you? I surpass you mind wise.

Brynna: PUN!

Mikaela: Oh be quiet.

Murtagh: I can't believe your stupidity.

Mikaela: Well you better. This is getting boring, and since I haven't done this for a while, I'll have an argument with the narrator.

Narrator: But it's my day off! You can't argue with me.

Mikaela: Tuff luck it's your day off. I'm going to argue with you if it's the last thing I do in my living days.

Narrator: I'm will refuse to argue. HA! Now try to think of a loophole.

Mikaela: No.

Narrator: Yes!

Mikaela: No!

Narrator: YES!

Mikaela: NO!

Kelly: I think only Mikaela can have an argument about argueing.\

Mikaela: whips around to face Kelly What'd you say?

Kelly: I didn't mean anything by it.

Mikaela: You say you didn't but how can I trust you?

Murtagh: slowly starts to creep away

Mikaela: I SAW THAT! STOP RIGHT THERE!

Kelly: Oh great, she's spazing again.

Narrator: And thus this chapter comes to an end.