Well here's the next chapter of this story, Baileigh has been asking me why I haven't updated, but then she realized I had some writers block with my Naruto story and helped out so in my deep gratitude I'm updating this! Hehehe this is where Baileigh took over since I had to leave…but I'll add in my touches anyway, Baileigh added in hers before.

Dislcaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings.

Jaydie, Frodo, Sam and stinky…I mean Gollum entered Minas Morgul. They began to climb the wall except for Frodo who wanted to examine the art work….an ugly son of a biatch with his tongue sticking out.

"Dude I should really get the number of his decorator I mean, that's wicked!" Frodo said in amazement.

Suddenly green light shot out of the castle or whatever the hell it was and formed into a dragon into the sky. "Holy shit that's one awesome light show!" Jaydie commented.

"Super Nazgul to save the day na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na NAZGUL NAZGUL NAZGUL!"

"Run!" they cried and climbed up some of the rock and took cover.


In Rohan Aragorn saw the torches lit and went to the king "Gondor calls for aid!"

"Rohan will answer!" King Theoden answered.

They all then went to Dunharrow.


The 4 continued to climb the wall, and sam's distrust for Smeagol was at an all time high, Gollum was poisoning Frodo's mind against Sam and Jaydie, saying that they were after his ring. Sam slowly went to sleep when Gollum had a mean idea, get rid of their food, alcohol and the sedatives Sam used on Frodo when he wanted a little 'action' if you know what I mean.

(dude, my stomach just did a really weird noise and I can't stop laughing!! I think I should stop eating the day old pizza…but it's sooooo good!!)

Sam and Jaydie woke up and woke up Frodo.

"The elven bread is gone!" Sam informed.

"That's all we have left!" Frodo cried.

"He ate it." Jaydie commented pointing at Gollum.

"He can't he doesn't eat it." Frodo answered.

"Honestly Frodo! For once Fatty didn't do it!"

"Look, what's this?" Gollum asked, brushing crumbs off Sam's cloak and a couple of sedative pills. "I seen h im, he's always stuffing his face while master is not looking and slipping sedatives in his drink…Birdie girl watches."

"THAT'S A FILTHY LIE!" Sam cried. Well it wasn't all a 'filthy lie.'

"I'll kill him!" Jaydie cried. Frodo stopped her. Frodo thinks Sam and Jaydie want the ring for themselves

"Go home Sam." Sam begins to cry and Frodo turns to Jaydie "And you…"

"Frodo-"

"Go back to Aragorn. That's where you belong."

"Frodo…"

"GO!"

Jaydie's eyes glow with rage. "FINE!!" She takes off in search for her master.


In the city, Faramir prepares to go into battle after his father's conversation with him. The army charges toward the orcs.

The king asks pippin to sing for him and after a while Pippin does so and this is what he sang.

"Won't your mother be disgusted when she finds her son is busted by that old cop down the street Yeehaw! Won't she scream in your ear when she finds ya with that beer grinning and a stumbling all around! Yeehaw!"

(I can't remember how the song went off of bad news bears, the older one.)

As Faramir's army charges, arrows are drawn and they let them fly.


Somewhere else, Aragorn, Gimli, Legolas and Jordi look for recruits in the army.

"The horses are nervous but the men are quiet." Legolas sighed.

"They see how many ugly people are riding them. They wanna escape." Jordi laughed. Legolas sighed again, her stupidity never ceased to amaze him.

Some guy tells them of the dead people in the mountains. Aragorn is later that night led to a tent to meet with someone he knows. The man removed his hood.

"Lord Elrond." Aragorn said and bowed his head. "You actually came?!"

"I come on behalf of one whom I love." Elrond informed. "Arwen is dying and I ran out of hair gel…." Aragorn flinched along with his lover dying Elrond without hair gel wasn't a pretty sight. Elrond tells Aragorn that Arwen's fate rests with destroying the ring. Elrond then gives Aragorn Aundril.

"Dude! I never thought I would see that baby again after that crack dealer stole it from me, how did you find it?!"

"Boromir sent it to me before he died." Elrond said. He then looked thoughtful "I have something else for you…"

"It's not another punch in the face is it? Cause if it is, I don't want it." Aragorn answered.

Elrond steps aside to reveal another hooded figure. It removes the entire cloak and Jaydie reveals herself. Aragorn is so happy to see her he hugs her. Jaydie pushes Aragorn away (or attempts to.)

"Alright big brother. Enough with the sweet stuff." (Big brother as in she thinks of him as a brother…just rectifying that)

"Where's Frodo?"

Jaydie shrugged her shoulders "Couldn't find him." She lied.

When Eowen comes to stop Aragorn from leaving he tells her off. As Aragorn rides away and leaves the woman crying Jaydie looks at her before following him.

"He's way outta your league lady."

Aragorn calls Jaydie and she flies off to join him and the others.

"Oh great the harpie's back." Gimli groaned.

"Afraid so." Jaydie answered "Sorry shrimpy."

The gang all left for the mountain and Jaydie was perched on the back of Aragorn's horse.

END!

Well that's the end of this chapter, I don't know when on earth I'll update but probably soon! Well buhbye for now and please review!