alright Trisha I wrote ur update…. even though I'm dieing of heat
it's so hot… so very hot
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I didn't do much in this chapter… so I promise I will update again tomorrow some time.
anyway…. the fish owns it all.. bow to the fishy god
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Life had moved a lot faster after that. Of course in a most amusing way. Iruka the poor poor man had burst straight into the hokage's office, without even knocking. How impolite of him. Then of course he had started yelling at the poor confused old man. Iruka can be scary when he's mad.
Iruka had actually put up a good fight. It had taken 4 Anbu to get him off the hokage and out of the office. The hokage had been trying to talk him down at first of course, but that hadn't seemed to work. In fact it had made Iruka all the madder when the honest honorable hokage had acted like he had no clue about his poor neglected sex slaves.
Said sex slaves that were trying to keep up innocent confused faces to as not give away any part of this. Nope neither girl had done anything. They didn't know why the chuunin had decided to go crazy and oh my god he just punched the hokage.
an hour and 4 Anbu later brought the quietness of the hokage's office back. Iruka had finally been pulled screaming and threatening out of the office and sent off to Ibiki to be questioned. The hokage had been dusted off and a little bit bruised and bloody had returned to his nice all important chair.
Of course if the old man hadn't had keep the two perfectly innocent angels waiting this might have never happened. Bored minds are the working of the devil and all.
However it had been a good show. A wonderful show. Too bad it had gotten late though. They wouldn't be able to start at the academy today. That just left shopping then.
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"Grandpa. I been waiting forever." After the order had been returned and life had gone back to normal, Trisha and Lexi had been finally called into the hokage's office.
"Yeah, we have been waiting all morning. It's way past lunch we're both starving."
"Sorry about that girls. I had some important meetings to attend." The hokage gently messaged his head, trying to drive away the huge head ache he had gotten from the Iruka incident.
"Yeah we heard. We didn't know you were the kind of man who would own slaves. Much less ones used for sex." Trisha tried to hold a straight stern face as she felt Lexi brush up behind her.
"Grandpa what's sex? Is it bad." Straight face. Don't laugh at Lexi. Don't laugh.
"It's um. a grown up thing Lexi. umm what did you two need." The hokage had a nice blush going. Was he that embarrassed to tell a small 5 or 6 year what sex was? Oh the big bad ninja was scared of a little old sex talk.
"We wanted to become ninjas…" Trisha had started to explain.
"Clothes. This is a terrible dress." Lexi moved up to Trisha's side and had started to play with the edge of her overly big shirt. Her small fangs worrying her bottom lip. What a cute small innocently angelic child she appeared to be. Wouldn't guess she was a black belt and hated all human kind. Nope in this form she looked like a demonic angel.
"Yes you are defiantly right. You both need new clothes." Trisha smiled. This was defiantly going their way. It was nice having someone else pay for things for once. Now they just needed to become ninjas so they could make some money.
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"Thank you. We would also like to become ninjas." The hokage stared at both the children before him. he had heard from Genma that they wanted to become ninja, however he hadn't really took it to heart. The oldest was about the same age as the graduating class. The youngest was younger than the first years. In all he shouldn't even be thinking of putting them in the academy. They weren't from their village. He didn't even know much about them. They could be the enemy.
Though he can't remember when he last heard about one of the other villages using children as spies. And the academy isn't the place to be spying. What would they learn how they teach children charka control. That wasn't a huge secret.
"Why do you want to become ninjas. It isn't exactly a safe profession." Genma had been listening in on their conversation of course he knew there reason from last night but he wanted to know how honest they would be with him.
"We want out of the orphanage. It's depressing. We need money and since most business are ran by families, being a ninja is the simplest route to go." Trisha was serious. He could tell. It was simple but smart reason. Not too much information but enough information so he could live with it.
"I don't want to be alone. So I have to become a ninja too so I can go with Trisha on missions." Lexi was frowning. She had moved again. This time to grab the bottom of Trisha's shirt.
"Little one. Your way younger than your sister. Trisha would graduate before…" Tried to reason.
"No I will work hard and study with Trisha. We will always be together." He sighed. He wasn't going be able to reason with them. Maybe if he allowed their request they would realize it was impossible.
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"Alright I will allow you to join the academy starting tomorrow. Try not to sleep in the forest tonight or else you may be late on your first day. As for your clothes, I'll have Genma…"
"Kakashi." Trisha didn't know what came over her. Must be because she hangs out with Lexi to much. However she couldn't say she wanted to take it back. Having Kakashi around to drool over was much better than Genma. Kakashi was so much more fun.
"Yeah we want Kakashi to take us shopping." Lexi smiled from behind Trisha. This was going to be fun.
