List of things I do not own: Power Rangers, Star Wars, Shrek, the Vlogbrothers, the A-Team, Doctor Who, Mad Libs, The Treasure Seekers, or the Chronicles of Narnia.

~o^o~

Sanchez was in her quarters, reviewing old Time Force mission tapes, when the door opened. She looked up to see the girl from across the hall. She was a slightly plump blonde, and right now she looked oddly mischievous.

"Hey, Julia, isn't it?" Sanchez asked. The girl nodded. "Rachel Sanchez," Sanchez said, sitting up.

"My teammates have been leaving me out with the Rules," Julia said, sitting cross-legged on the bed.

"Me too, it's driving me crazy," Sanchez said, and noticed that Julia was holding a data disc. A huge grin lit up her face. "Time to turn the tables?" Julia nodded. Giggling, the two girls loaded the disc into Sanchez's computer. Julia read the rules, somehow staying completely serious.

"161. I will not ask Andros where he learned to use the Force.

-Or Karone.

162. I will not ask the creators of the Space morphers why they didn't give Andros a lightsaber for a weapon.

-Or Ecliptor why he didn't train Astronema with lightsabers.

- I should stop calling Quantrons "Storm Troopers".

163. I know the difference between Star Wars and Power Rangers: In Space.

164. Master Org is not an ogre. Therefore, I will not ask him to "do the roar."

-Or Toxica.

-Or Jindrax.

-Or any other Org.

165. In the middle of a fight with grunts on every side, I will not yell out "Mosh Pit!" and push one of the foot soldiers at a Ranger.

-Or vice versa.

-Nor will I start playing heavy metal in an attempt to make them do it themselves.

-Someone already tried, and they don't.

166. I will not attempt to Zerg rush any fortress, good or evil.

167. I will not steal baby versions of the various villains to try and create a successful Evil Baby Orphanage.

-Nor may I kidnap baby Dr. K in order to prevent her creating Venjix.

168. I cannot break into Venjix's palace to rescue the hybrids.

-Especially not with a motorcycle through the front gate.

-Or a truck/van/Zord that doesn't belong to me.

-And playing my own theme music.

169. Machine guns are not allowed anywhere.

-Neither are nuclear weapons.

-Or rocket launchers without permission.

-Gem and Gemma's permission is not valid.

170. I cannot hire the A-Team to destroy Venjix/capture Ransik/anything else outside their time period.

-And no, they would not make good Power Rangers, despite there being five of them including Amy/Tawnia.

171. Reversing the polarity is a good suggestion, but I should not attempt to do it to any of Billy's devices without his permission or foreknowledge.

172. As awesome as it would be, I may not bring all the Red Rangers to the Forever Red fight.

-No, not even Rocky.

-I may deliver his excuse letter, though, as long as it's legitimate.

-"Legitimate" does not mean "I really, really tried to get into his head while I wrote it, and I'm a great forger."

173. I will keep my opinions of the various Rangers' uniforms to myself when in their presence.

-I will especially not pretend that they're on a fashion show and I'm the guru.

-Because nobody would look at me normally ever again.

174. I will not provide Rita with Mad Libs or other car games for her imprisonments.

175. Shayla's animal spirit is not the Big-Lipped Alligator.

-And neither is anyone else's.

176. While my knowledge of random snippets of E. Nesbit literature is appreciated, I will never ever attempt holding Sensei Watanabe up by the tail to see if his eyes drop out.

177. Billy is not The Doctor, and therefore Trini, Adam and Cestria are not his Companions.

-And neither is anyone else in this universe.

178. Udonna is the White Ranger, with wintry powers. She is also a sorceress. This does not make her the White Witch.

179. I cannot ask Rangers with secret identities for their autographs.

-And I can't trick them into giving me one.

-And I will be sensible in choosing a time to ask Rangers without secret identities for theirs.

180. I will not steal the Radbug.

-It doesn't matter that it just disappears in the actual timeline; it is not mine by default.

-And neither is the Dragonzord."

Sanchez popped the disc out and passed it to Julia. The latter high-fived her, and went out the door.

"Shall we see how many of these we can reference during training?" Julia asked.

"I like you, Julia," Sanchez said, rising. "I think I'll kill you last."

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Rules 161-5 from WolfsbaneX. Yeah, that few. I hit a second wind here, which was great!