Destiny 3: You're a pirate
By: Batman'ssidekick15
Thank you very much "NorringtonLover", and "TrumpetPlayerExtrodinare" and everyone else too! And this story will get every better b/c of Jack lol! -Robin
Robin's p.o.v.
"And what is funny my darling?" James chuckled evilly at me.
"Look behind you" is all I could say before….
"OH HAPPY FAMILIES MAKE ME SO EMOTIONAL!"
"Uncle Jackie!"
"Oh dear"
Molly run up to my ol' friend and tackled him to the ground hugging his neck and asking what he brought her.
He smirked at me and pulled out an aqua colored necklace and put it into Molly's shaking hands.
"I got ye a necklace love from Spain…. my ol' friend there is a jeweler and gave me a good price," Jack said proudly patting her on the face, "…. just for you lovely little niece"
"THANK YOU!" is all Molly said as she bolted toward the house screaming for Izzy.
Jack swayed toward James and me and spotted a foot in front of us crossing his arms and cocking his head.
"Robbie are you…"
"Aye mate I am" I laughed hugging him, "hopefully another little girl soon will run up and tackle you too for presents"
Jack walked in a circle around me trying to guess without asking how far along I was.
"Two months if it's really bothering you" I chuckled walking away leaving James and Jack to stare confused at each other.
I made it to the house about a minute later just in time to find Lady Catherine de Bourg standing in front of the double doors death glaring me.
"Oh no…what could you possible want?!" I groaned walking up and bowing sarcastically to "Miss Everything In Proper Order", " come to yell at me like you did Liz!"
Lady Catherine simply glared at me for about ten more minutes and FINALLY cleared her throat and spoke up.
"Where is Isabella?!" she boomed covering her mouth with a handkerchief as she stepped closer to me to stand face to face, " I know she is here my people never lie!"
I grinned at her covering my mouth so I won't kill over laughing.
"Yea lady she's here," I said grabbing her dragging her into the house and into the study to reveal Isabella and Molly having a pillow fight and giggling, "…right there…"
"Izzy…Molly?" I said confused and angry that they didn't get me in on the fun and motioned toward Lady Catherine, "Izzy you have a visitor"
Izzy froze in her tracks and looked at me pleadingly about to cry.
"L-Lady…" is all she could choke out and grabbed Molly's arm for mortal support.
Lady Catherine swayed toward her and stopped grabbing a glove from her pocket putting it on her old wrinkling hand and…slapped the sense out of Izzy.
"HOW DARE YOU LEAVE ME WHEN YOU ARE MY SLAVE?!" Lady Catherine exploded pushing Izzy to the ground, "I PAYED FOR YOU LIFE AND I HAVE IT…now come!"
I had, had it and screamed at the top of my lungs, "JAMES!"
James and Jack came in a second later and stood on both sides of me.
"Lady Catherine!" James cried bowing to her, "what a pleasure"
I punched James hard on the arm and took Jack's sword out of his hands and pointing at Lady Catherine…for dramatic effect.
"SHE CAME HER AND HURT IZZY ITS NOT A PLEASURE…IT'S A CRIME NOW GET OUT LADY PROPER!"
Lady Catherine looked lovingly at James and swayed over to him and…kissed him fiery on the lips.
Everyone stood still until I lost it and pushed her to the ground with a thud.
"HOW DARE YOU LADY!"
Luckily she as was okay no bruises or scratches at all being as old as she was…and stood up and glared at me.
And walked out screaming, "I have never been thus treated in my entire life!"
I looked around at everyone's shocked face and ran upstairs in flowing blurry tears.
Isabella's p.o.v.
Everyone was in such a shock after Lady Catherine almost took me away and probably James as well.
James sat us all down on the couches a moment later and explained that Lady Catherine was slowing losing her mind and thought James was her husband.
And lusted for James for some time now…and he never told Robin yet.
We spent the next hour after that cleaning the study and laughing at what Robin did after a while of thinking about it.
And Robin emerged a minute later too calm and cool with big red puffy eyes.
Molly and I ran up and hugged her and she stood there like a statue and then sat down on the couch leaning back with crossed arms.
Jack couldn't help but chuckle at her and walked up to me and Molly and whispered, "leave to Norrie…. now get!"
We scrambled out the study shutting the door quietly and then whipping around and leaning against it listening to Norrie soft laughter at Robin's pouting.
Norrington's p.o.v.
Jack, Molly, and Isabella had left and now I was laughing at my dear wife's sadness.
She always has played it coe…and it's kind of cute.
"Robin…" I said trailing off as she looked up at me waiting for her punishment.
"So what…I should get a lecture like a child about how not to be rude to someone like her!" Robin chocked out through soft flowing tears and stood walking over to the fireplace and staring into the lit fire, "…. she kissed you for goodness sakes"
I smiled looking down at the ground and walking over to her and stood beside her about an inch away making her extremely neverous.
"Sorry Birdie…that she kissed me like that but she's ill," I said quietly moving closer to her so close that my arm touched her's and grabbed her trembling hand.
She looked up at me bravely and jerked out my grip and walked over to the door and jerked it open to find Jack, Molly, and Isabella grinning at her and fell in the floor.
"Go…now!"
They bolted upstairs and she slammed the door behind her going upstairs as well.
Great…now everyone's angered.
This is bad…I need Liz!
T.B.C.
Norrie needs help from Liz so what will happen? R&R and find out! -Robin
