Disclaimer: I do not own Ah! My Goddess or Monster Musume.

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Once the potion was finished, Urd chuckled as she put a rubber bung in the vial's opening. As she left her room, Urd called out, "Oh Miia, I wanna call in that favor!"

When Urd walked into the Kitchen, she saw that Miia, Keiichi, and Belldandy were getting ready to leave.

"Hey, what's going on?" Urd asked, hiding the potion behind herself.

"Ms. Smith is waiting for us at N.I.T.. We kinda need to enroll Belldandy by today if she wants to attend this semester," Keiichi answered.

"So you and Bell go. Miia and I have some unfinished business," Urd replied as she peered over at the redhead.

"Actually, I need to go there too. I need to go over my syllabus with my adviser and pick up last minute supplies," Miia said with a sly smile as she put on her jacket.

Urd glared at Miia before asking, "So you're gonna welch on our deal?"

"No, I'll take care of it when we get back. If you need someone to blame, blame Ms. Smith," Miia answered before she hugged Keiichi's arm.

"Yeah, she kinda wants to go to a cafe that's near the college…" Keiichi muttered. Belldandy looked a bit annoyed for a moment before she mimicked Miia's actions by hugging Keiichi's other arm.

An idea came to Urd, "So can I come along?" she asked.

"All we are going to do is is pretty much get Belldandy enrolled, help Miia with some last minute issues, and talk about whatever Ms. Smith wants to talk with us," Keiichi answered. He then looked at the women holding his arms before he said, "Belldandy, Miia, ...um...I'd like my arms free so I can hold open the door for you?"

"Sure, Darling!" Miia said as she briefly used her upper arms to squeeze her breasts together against Keiichi's arms before she let go.

"Very well, Keiichi-san," Belldandy said as she let go.

Urd looked at the floor and rubbed her chin as she thought, 'I could go along to make sure that Snakey doesn't try anything, but I'd be bored out of my mind otherwise. Or I could stay here and watch TV. I'll just have to depend on Bell's competitive side!'

Urd then smiled as she looked up. She laced her fingers behind the back of her head as she cheerfully said, "I'd like to go, but now I kinda want to see if Earth has any shows that I might like."

As Urd walked away, Keiichi shrugged before he and the others left the temple.

As they headed towards the Microbus, they noticed Otaki and the others were standing in front of it.

"We just finished with our upgrades! We took out a chair and put in a ramp!" Otaki cheerfully said. He then pointed to the side of the temple. "As for the chair, we converted it into a regular chair! We left it right there, so you could put it inside."

Keiichi smiled before he said, "Thanks, guys. I really owe you one."

"No need to. We'll explain later!" Otaki said before he and the other left.

-oOo-

A few minutes later…

Keiichi parked the Microbus in a lot near the college and they all walked (or slithered) for N.I.T.'s entrance closest to the admin building.

Seeing Ms. Smith there, Miia waved as she said, "Hey, Ms. Smith! We're here!"

"Hey, guys! You're just on time! So let's get Belldandy enrolled. "Ms. Smith replied as the trio stopped by her. With a slightly troubled brow, she muttered, "Something like that shoulda been done a while ago…"

As the group entered the building, Belldandy asked, "Is something the matter?"

"Oh, nothing. Just I find it odd that your paperwork was misplaced," Ms. Smith answered. She then smiled as she said, "But enough of that, we're at the spot where we can get you in!"

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Some distance away observing all this, was someone wearing a clean white suit. Some would say that was the only clean thing about him. Normally, he'd be prowling around and flirting with any attractive women, but with the recent treaty between humans and extra-species…

'Damn dirty freaks. Don't they know that Japan is for natural born Japanese humans? All those freaks should go back to where they came from!' Aoshima thought as he glared at Miia. Then he spotted Belldandy. He smiled as he thought, 'Well hello there beau-Ah! Blue marks on her face! Kuso! She's probably another one of those freaks as well! Damn! Otherwise, I'd've like to have met her! Imagine! Me! Attracted to one of those vile freaks!'

"Something the matter, Toshiyuki?" A familiar voice asked from behind him. Aoshima looked back and slightly smiled.

"Merely questioning our government's new policy on extra-species, cousin" Aoshima answered smoothly as Sayoko walked up besides him. Sayoko shook her head in a way that let him know she was disappointed in him.

"You fail to see the potential profits and rewards. For example, were we to have a profitable trade with the Arachne species, we would be able to create better bulletproof armor for our armed forces from the webbing the Arachne can weave. Letting them come visit and possibly live here is a small price to pay," Sayoko replied with a small smirk. Aoshima glowered in response.

"While them visiting is slightly acceptable, living here permanently is out of the question. The ones stronger than us humans would be able to force us into doing whatever they want. The freaks that are able to change forms or use spells would be able to create any kind of blackmail on anyone they want. Our safety, both physical and mental, is at stake!" Aoshima hissed.

"And making them feel unwelcome and attacking them is likely to drive them towards anyone that hates our country. I'd rather be on friendly terms with them if they can do all that you fear," Sayoko retorted. She began to walk away, but not before she said," Times are always changing. To stand still is to ask to be left behind."

'And besides,' she thought to herself, 'Many of the things you say you hate them for are things you've done to others. Or so I have been told.'

'You fool! Have you no pride? If not in your heritage, what about being queen of the campus? Or has your greed surpassed them both?' Aoshima thought as he glared at Sayoko's back. With a 'tch' noise, he turned around to look for his usual admirers.

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Some time later in a tea shop off campus…

Ms. Smith, Miia, Keiichi, and Belldandy were sitting at a table in the corner of the place.

"So, Belldandy, I must admit I had some reservations about your staying here when I read your and your sisters' files. I found it a bit odd to say the least, but I finally contacted someone who cleared it up," Ms. Smith said before she drank some of her coffee. "So the next time you speak to your father, please thank him."

Belldandy eyes widened in shock for a moment, but she smiled and managed to say, "Hai, I will. Thank you."

Ms. Smith then looked at Keiichi and asked, "So how are things going with you, hmmm?"

Keiichi hunched over in nervousness as he rubbed the back of his head before he said, "It's alright. I have more privacy at the temple than I had at the dorm."

After a moment, Ms. Smith said with a smile that scared Keiichi, "That's good to hear, but keep one thing in mind: Don't engage in any prohibited activities, Morisato-kun, or else you'll be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law and all the girls living with you will be sent back home."

Belldandy looked down for a moment as she thought, 'That's right. I still need to speak with Urd about that matter...'

Keiichi became even more nervous from the slightly accusatory aura he was feeling from the government agent.. He said, "Hey! There's no need to get like that, Ms. Smith!"

Ms. Smith chuckled before she took another sip of her coffee and said, "Perhaps, but I do know that all too many guys of your age tend to have the goal of 'getting lucky'. So, keep it in your pants."

Miia looked annoyed for a moment before she hugged Keiichi's head into her bosom before she said, "The moment that law changes, I will-"

Belldandy interrupted her by speaking in her commanding voice. "Miia, stop that and let him go."

Miia visibly struggled for a few moments but did as Belldandy had ordered. Keiichi began to take a few deep breaths.

"Belldandy…" Ms. Smith said in a cold and nearly emotionless tone as she put her coffee cup down. "Did you use one of your powers?"

Belldandy thought for a moment before she replied in an unsure tone, "Umm...I guess I did..."

"Unless it's to save a life, I don't want you to use any mind altering powers here because such a thing can cause a lot of problems. Big, legal, political problems I can't quite protect you from if you use those powers all willy nilly. Even when you do use it to save a life, I want to be informed about it as soon as possible. If I discover that you used it for some petty reason, I will send you back home faster than you can blink. Do you understand me?" Ms. Smith asked as she lowered down her sunglasses with one hand. The other hand slipped down out of sight. Cold anger filled her eyes.

Belldandy nervously nodded as she answered, "I… I understand and will comply."

The dangerous aura around Ms. Smith vanished. She then said, "Then let's have some cake. It'll be Keiichi's treat!"

Keiichi briefly wept for his wallet.

-oOo-

While lying on the couch mindlessly flipping through the channels, Urd was pleased to hear the sound of the Microbus finally pulling up in the courtyard.

'Once they come in, Snakey will be asleep and the lovebirds will be more flirty!' The Norn of the past thought.

The Kitchen door opened. Miia and Belldandy walked in first, then Keiichi followed after them. All three of them were holding shopping bags. Miia's was full of books and writing materials, while Keiichi's and Belldandy's were full of food.

"Ready to try the potion, Miia?" Urd called out after turning off the TV.

Miia sighed before she said, "Yeah, I guess... "

"Then meet me in my room!" Urd said as she hopped from the couch and marched to her room.

After placing her shopping bag down, Miia looked at Belldandy and Keiichi for a moment.

"We'll follow after you in a moment," Keiichi said as he placed a bag down.

"No matter what Urd brews, she always makes a antidote," Belldandy said as she began to put some food away.

"...Right," Miia muttered as she put her bags down and headed towards Urd's room.

Once Miia opened the door and slithered in, she found Urd facing away from her and holding her potion in the light above her head. The goddess asked, "Close the door, will ya?"

"I'd rather it be open," Miia answered as she drew near to Urd, only a hint of nervousness was in her voice. "So... what does it do?"

"Sleeping potion. You'll be out for an hour. If it goes longer, I have the antidote right here," Urd answered as she faced Miia with a smile, one more befitting her mother. She proffered the opened vial.

"If you say so…" Miia muttered as she took the vial. After staring at it for a few moments she drank it. Her eyes half-closed, her mouth went slack, and the vial dropped from her limp fingers..

Urd leaned towards Miia, stooped down to pick up the dropped vial, and began to walk around the Lamia. Once behind her, Urd muttered, "Huh...interesting response. Maybe she has some immunity?"

"Urd? Miia? What's going on?" Keiichi asked from the doorway. Both Urd and Miia turned around to look at him. Keiichi began to head towards the two ladies.

Miia began to smile.

"I gave Miia a sleeping potion. It's taking some time to work on her though," Urd said as Keiichi walked up to her. "Now, just call Bell-"

Before Urd could finish, Miia quickly wrapped her tail around both Urd and Keiichi, trapping the latter between hers and Urd's bosoms.

"Oh, forget about her, lovers. Let's have some fun here and now!" Miia cooed.

"What the hell, Miia?" Urd asked, trying to break free from Miia's tail. 'She's supposed to fall asleep, not fall in lust with me and Keiichi!"

"Be-" Urd began to cry out before Miia silenced her with a kiss.

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Notes from HotelKatz:

I'd like to thank IdiAmeanDada and vanagandr of the Goddess Relief Office forum for being the co-planners for this fic.

I'd like to thank Fox Boss for asking the question in his review to my What-if fic that led to the creation of this crossover. I'd like to thank webmonkey44 of the Goddess Relief Office forums for coming up with the title of this fic.

A round of thanks to elgordo of the Goddess Relief Office forum for giving some suggestions when this chapter was up for Beta-reading.