"That was horrific." Silver said, pulling me up in a field of flowers. For some reason they were all irises and white lilies.

"Yeah, we should be the strongest!" I said, and was knocked over the head by Black. "What was that for?"

"That was for letting him copy our attacks, dumbass." Black snarled, and I shrugged.

"How was I supposed to know he had Astera?" I asked, rubbing the back of my head. "It came outta nowhere! Kind of like him."

"Speaking of random knowledge, what did he mean about the face thing? Was that just a Kingdom a hearts reference or what?" Silver pointed out, and I shrugged.

"Could mean anything. New villain perhaps? Don't really care, let's just figure out something. He said he was trained by copycat gods, but does he mean that metaphorically or in actuality? And he said trained, so does that mean there are people stronger than him?!" I asked, suddenly scared out of my mind. Both my counterparts nodded. "FUCK! We are screwed! If he brings them back we are... I got nothing. We are dead."

Black sighed. "Yes. Yes we are, so lets just hope he doesn't. He could have killed us himself, being a universal guardian and all, so he probably let us live." I don't care! I spent so much time training to become the strongest, and when I thought I did, beating my old bitch of a boss, defeating the feared Iris Heart, the prestigious and rapidly growing goddess, even the random Purple Heart! I beat everyone until HE came along!" Black slapped me on the back.

"Doesn't mean anything. Well be stronger next time." Silver shook his head so I just passed out. Wait, the hell? Wasn't I sleeping already?


Farzn POV

I woke up before Zimon, and leaving him alone as he fidgeted in his sleep. I ate something really fast and remembered my predicament. Croire was still asleep as a conscious in my head, being drained from all the recent work we had to take care of. I still had these eyes, and I couldn't shut them off. I raised a hand, holding a collective group of bursting sparks. Entity Elimination as it was properly known, I stopped the attack. So much happened... I need time to process it. I glitched to the roof, sitting down and looking at the ravaged land. Well, it was supposed to be ravaged, but it seems like that tome with Kadel, Makoire is it's name, fixed everything. There were people struggling through the thick forest, finding homes. The doors were locked and so were their iPads. I smirked and decided to screw them, raising a hand. One Tornado Claw later then were blown back into the woods.

I moved as fast as I could to prevent dangerous injuries, catching and placing them down. They passed out and I sighed, going out to hunt. I found a one of the Seven Sages, watching the small rat from a tree. How much would Silver like to see a disembodied rat. I decided to just get him off our land, looking deeper into Kadel's move set. I threw my hand up and the rat was sent away at maximum speed by a ten story column of earth. "What are doing?" Croire asked with a yawn.

"Testing out these eyes. Hold on." I found Rocnok's abilities, lunging at a variety of trees, snapping a branch and then dicing it to millimeter sized pieces. Then I took a deep breath and blew out a barrage of flames, the matter turning ash in an instant.

"ROCNOK!" My employer cried, and I anticipated the attack. I matched the Ice Claw with a Heat Claw, still being knocked away from Silver's higher strength. I recovered off a foot, and Silver recognized me. "Oh, Farzn. Could've sworn..." He went quiet for a moment. "DON'T CALL YOURSELF A DUMBASS! I just forgot she had Astera alright!" I smirked, and Silver sighed. "Alright, I see you. Now then, I wouldn't recommend using such powerful attacks unless you have Croire with you." Silver said, and I crossed my arms.

"Croire, do you want to leave?" I asked, and a holographic version of her appeared on my shoulder.

"No thank you. I'd prefer to be safe." She answered, and Silver sighed in defeat.

"Man... I really wanted Astera too... Oh well, make good use of that power." Silver stated, then reverting to Zimon.

"Damn it Farzn, I'mma find a way to get those eyes." I shuddered. "Don't fall asleep around me. Urges, ya know?" I raised a hand and hit him with a Hyper Blast, the boulder sized explosion sent him flying.

"You better run." Croire offered, and I instantly glitched out of existence. I ended up on a mountain top, and I saw a Black Beast attack coming towards me. Just as a was about to warp away I noticed something. It wasn't made out of raw energy, it was actually composed of flesh. It vanished through a portal and I had to cross my arms and break one to avoid dying.

"Foolish bitch!" The monster roared, and I sent a blade directly to his jaw. That sealed its mouth and I glitched away.

"Croire, was that..."

"Black Soul? Yes."

"He's not a monster though!" I paused and realized what I said. "Well, all of them are monsters, but metaphorically!"

"Well, read their thoughts." I focused on Zimon's thoughts.

Okay, Black, obviously that Kadel was trying to connect us to another one of that author's bullshit stories. I bet whatever other people he was referencing aren't like us and have a monster form, right?

You're telling me to become a monster?

I mean, we are right? So let's do it! And beat the shit out of Farzn for doing that shit!

I support this!

If Silver says, might as well! AARGH!

I opened my eyes again, finding myself in Lastation. "They're out for blood..." I muttered, sitting down in the Basilicom main entrance, then more thoughts shot through my head. "They wouldn't..." I whispered, jolting upward.

Welp, we're destroying Lastation huh?

Yup, Zimon... We get rid of two threats.

Black, your reasoning is illogical.

Since when have we been logical?! Now DIE!

The large beam of energy, a Hyper Beam of sorts rained down from the clouds by the time I warped to the roof, sensing a strange amount of energy beneath where I stood. I searched all my data banks for something to reflect it, but not even Midnight Wave could absorb this. Then Black Heart appeared out of nowhere, seriously, there were no windows this high up, and she was in... A maid outfit? The hell... "I will not let you destroy my world!" Where have I heard that? She used a SP move that knocked the beam skyward, and I looked at its trajectory.

"Croire, do we need the moon that much?" I asked, knowing I had at least thirty seconds.

"Tidal control and possibly the death of millions, but then again that would be fun." Croire answered, and I sighed warping to the moon after a deep breath. I ignored the cold empty space and kicked the moon hard enough where the beam took away my hand rather than a chunk of the moon. Or all of it, since it destroyed my tome empowered hand I suppose it was much more powerful than this piece of rock that moved. I kicked it back into place with a quick warp and ended up back in Lasation to take in some air and shaving off ice. Zimon had Noire in a choke hold which she was struggling to get out of.

"Come on Noire! I wouldn't have just destroyed your nation!" Noire was swinging around her sword, and despite the massive beating Zimon had gotten today, he was still dodging easily.

"What was the giant amount of energy going to do then?!" Noire cried, giving up on swinging and Zimon let her go.

"Easy. Bait out Farzn, kill her, then I had a portal ready to redirect the beam back at me." He explained with a cocky grin. That's what I sensed... I couldn't predict that though... Zimon blocked Noire's swing of her blade, and she was punched across the jaw for it. Zimon dusted off his hands. "Also, it was another test. It seems that Farzn needs more training with Astera, or she would have pushed past Black's explosive yelling of..." The gigantic Black Beast that appeared before took place of Zimon and stared me down.

"I WILL SLAUGHTER YOU, YOU WHORE!" He repeated that fifty times and reverted.

"That. Or she didn't try to period." Zimon stated, stretching. "What did you read I wonder?" He asked with a malicious grin. I narrowed my eyes at him, and he chuckled. "Don't worry about it or I'll kill you look huh? Makes sense. Whether you read it or not I guess the Black Beast is the new term for my second form. It's not so bad since I can revert to this form right after." He admitted, grinning as he slammed his fists together. "Despite the whole amount of crazy shit that just went down I think Noire wins the most! She actually became strong enough to reflect a Hyper Beam!" I read his thoughts.

Even though it was at ten percent and I made Black drop it down to a one after she started struggling.

Made sense. "So, for that, I'll start my training with you today! Screw my people!" He laughed, then cloned himself, the two high fived and the real one vanished just as Noire recovered. This was going to be amusing...

Noire grinned threw away her blade. "Now then, teach me one of your broken techniques!" She demanded, and that was her mistake.

"BALL!" The clone cried, and I laughed as the clone threw a explosive ball of Share Energy that sent Noire through a wall. The silver explosion wasn't that detrimental to the area, and Noire stood with only one cough of blood. "There's one. Don't really have a name for it, its just combustible Share Energy." He said as Noire lunged, and he put up a wall, slamming her into the roof with a wave of his hand and then making that explode. "That's a Share Wall, made with Share Energy. It can also explode." Noire fell with a downward swing and I sighed, jumping up and spin kicking her into a wall. "That's Farzn. Just as crazy as me. Also can probably explode." I saw him raise his hand and dodged the ball, which hit Noire again and exploded on contact. "Huh, we may never know." I landed off one foot and agreed, arms crossed. Then I regenerated my hand because I forgot all about it because it wasn't bleeding for some reason.

"I don't bleed." Croire answered, and I nodded. Strange fact, but I suppose useful.

Noire rose coughing up more blood, and the clone chuckled. "What's wrong? Can't stand against a true CPU?"

"That strange coming from your mouth." I called, and Zimon shot a offhand bomb at me. I caught the attack and to my own surprise. He snapped his finger and I warped away from the explosion that would have blown my hand off again, going by and healing Noire, who was still in a maid outfit. "Go change, before..."

"Wait, you cosplay?!" How did it take him this... I looked to see the original Zimon back, holding a coffee and looking annoyed. "Sorry, he was rushed. All he knew was fighting and targets, not enough programming for noticing the maid outfit." Zimon was staring now, and I ushered Noire out. I was too late to block the picture, but I did not mind much.

"What made you think you could deflect one of Zimon's attacks?" I asked, and Noire sighed as she changed.

"I didn't. I just figured that if I took the brunt of the impact Lastation would be okay." I opened multicolored eyes to the goddess. "I know that sounds stupid, but what are you supposed to do when you sense a tremendous amount of energy coming at you from above?" She asked, and I shrugged.

"Knock the person firing the blast in a different direction." I offered, not really sure on an answer.

"Huh?" I shrugged again.

"I'm not a goddess so I don't know much about Share Energy, but..." I made a ball of Croire's energy that looked like the bomb I caught earlier. "It seems that its like regular energy. Until it makes contact it won't bend or be manipulated further. Say you knocked the Black Beast skyward with..." I didn't know the SP move.

"Lace Ribbon Dance?' She said, and I nodded.

"Yup! That's the thing. Say you knocked him skyward with that, boom. He's sent flying with a his beam going else. You don't feel anything and your nation lives." I answered, now smiling like Croire was giggling. "In fact, if Zimon hadn't dropped the energy output he would have just killed you and your nation would be fine! No CPU either!" I ended up rolling around on the floor in tears at the thought of Zimon making me take over Lastation or him destroying it. I have been around him too much... When Noire pouted I raised an Entity Elimination, and Noire backed away. I rose, keeping the energy stable and winking, using Zimon's exact words with this one; "Don't act without thought, or you shall get screwed over for naught." He was thinking that right now for some reason. Let me look a little deeper...


Zimon POV

Those two were taking too long so I went over to Lowee. Blanc was training still, and I couldn't help but laugh. She turned and lunged at me with murder in her eyes, and all I did was punch her in the jaw, steal her hammer, and drive her through the crust. I yawned and swung the device around. "Thing's so light... Even if you hit me it wouldn't do much damage at all." Blanc climbed out of her tomb and coughed up some blood and spit out a tooth. "Couple of words of advice from a person who knows..." I threw her hammer at her, which she caught and I appeared behind her, digging my foot into her back and pressing her against the floor. "Don't act without thought, or you shall get screwed over for naught."

Shout out to the badass quote right there!" Silver said, and I chuckled.

Took all your brain power for that one? Black questioned with a scoff.

"Nope. Took all of yours and a bit of mine though." I snapped, and Black roared.

I will come out of this body, and rip your head off! He snarled.

"Whew, took more than I needed to huh? Doesn't realize that would be self..." I heard a crack. "Whoops." I got off her back, and Blanc stood, glaring at me.

"The hell do you mean..." Oh, good, didn't break her spine just yet. I chuckled against, putting a hand over my eye.

"You see, while I do not bear Astera like a certain slave of mine..." I was slapped over the head for an instant, and I broke into Black mode. "I'mma rend that bitch to shreds!" I calmed quick and took a breath. "Friend. However I served under you for 20 years now, since I was 4 dammit. I learned..." I'm thirty now. Can I use magic? Transform?

Okay, now you are being stupid. You can transform right now! Silver commented.

"Ala faris, izarek. Ala faris, izarek. Ala faris izarek." I muttered, exchanging Share Energy for a summoning spell ability.

"What the hell are you..." A portal with various symbols on it appeared beneath me, my eyes glowing a bright red. "Huh!?"

"Shalhak Arcanum." I finished, and the room was washed in red. I sighed and rolled my eyes when my summon arrived. "Me be damned! I tried to summon the seventh beast of blue and red hell and I get a goddesses, a tome, and a human. Three for one, but what came out was a complicated portal." I began to weave more complicated phrasing from my sentences, going deeper into my madness. More Share Energy began to circulate around me. "Mwahaha... I need a sacrifice..." I turned, my eyes widening at the sight of Blanc and Noire.

"Blanc! We need to transform!" Noire said, already undergoing a transformation.

"Dammit..." Blanc muttered, and they both transformed.

"Good, even more powerful sacrifices." I snickered, confirming the activation of plan 2.069476. I have too much time on my hands. They lunged at me, and I blocked them with twin Share Shields. They backed away, and they put their hands out.

"How do you do that thing?!" Blanc questioned, and Noire rolled her eyes.

"I think you just take the transformation stuff and make it into an..." I jumped at them, specifically White Heart and was met with an explosion. I landed backwards, narrowing my eyes with strange calculation.

"Let's make this fun shall we?" I summoned claws and the fangs of the Black Beast, my alternate form chuckling. I checked my hands. Damn it! Nothing happened! Where is my hacks?! I was slapped into a wall by Noire, recovered off one foot and was forced to catch an axe.

"White Heart, how did you make that explosion?!" Black Heart questioned fearfully as I slammed White Heart into the ground and stole her axe.

"Like hell..." I stepped on her head, my spiked sole doing a bit more than expected.

"Get off her!" Noire flew at me again with a bit more speed and blocked with only one foot to stabilize myself, so I was pushed against the wall. I put my free hand aside with my hand beginning to spark.

Oh, going to vaporize her with Entity Elimination? Silver asked, and I grinned.

"Sure, you could say that!" I threw the incomplete attack at her and Blanc nearly cutting me in half I was getting pretty confused. These two were ACTUALLY fighting together! I missed my attack, and now I was just dodging around axe swings and sword slashes. "Yo, Farzn, help a brother out?" Farzn shook her head, and I guess she already read the plan. I made a cube to trap them both in and threw them up in the air. "Share Detonation!" I cried, shielding my eyes from the radiant explosion. When the explosion effects faded I found the two of them with a thin shield on them, composed of Share Energy. Perfection! I hadn't make my explosion full power, that much, so they were still alive! No clue what happens if you kill a CPU, so...

They lunged again with their shields still up, and I raised my hands. "PAUSE!" I expected the perfect pause scene, confusion, distress, cursing. I opened my eyes to see my dream come to fruition only to be scared out of my mind.

NEW COMBO ATTACK! BLACK AND WHITE, CPU SLAUGHTER!

Crap. SILVER!

"Yo?" He asked, having switching bodies with me already. He had caught the attack, and was holding the, back. Finish them! "Alright." He slammed then against the ground with enough force to knock them out of their transformations, threw them against the wall, and sighed. "No new power... No no power... No new power!" Silver cpsighed, sitting down. "Next time on Silver Soul! We work on their chak... I mean k... I mean demo... I mean Shaman control!" Share. "Damn it. Share! Cut!"


SOUL STATION : Broadcast 9 : Special Guests; Texvin and Experiment Twilight

Z : Welcome back to Soul...

BS : SHUT THE FUCK UP! You!

ET : Yo?

BS : YEAH! YO JACKASS, WHO DA FUCK IS THAT?!

T : Don't try me.

SS : Question of the day, where the hell have you been?

T : Me? I'm getting screwed like you. Hell, who was I mentioned?

ET : Ok, let me explain. So, I have been busy, so busy that I write ALL of those Montser Musume Fanfic chapters months ago. I handed this account ilver to a friend and had him upload the chapters so I would not have a dead account for awhile. Why? School. I have no other excuse, for the mentioning of Tex, just was just light foreshadowing of the fact that I'm making a schedule now! Already I...

Z : Bitch, this is humorous! This man has finally done it! Silver Soul every other Friday people! *Blows up microphone*

BS : AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ET : YOU FILTHY WHORE OF A THEIF!

T : Whew, that's nice. Now, when is my story coming back and the Rei chapter coming out?

SS : I've read his files! Texvin, you're back in a month. Rei on the it her hand is coming out sometime next we...

ET : ... I will call Kadel back.

SS : week... Shit Zimon, what the...

Z : Out the way bitch! Later everybody! Oh, and chapter summary, Farzn works with Astera, saves the moon, my clone drops his balls on Noire, I fake a summoning jutsu, and it's time to train! Bye!