Summary of Chapter: If my heart was a house… ft. Sun, Storm, and Blaze

Disclaimer: I make no profit writing this. LSK is the property of Yu Wo.

Date of Publication: 1/27/15

Rating: K


Sweet Home†

~If my heart was a house,

It'd be painted blueberry blue

There'd be gingerbread tables

And a sugar plum clock

There'd be white frosting walls

And candy cane stairs

There'd be chocolate bar doors

And lollipop trees

I'd let it snow ice cream

And Blaze would be my dog

-.-

~If my heart was a house,

Things would be different

No more paperwork

No more girls

No more winking

Or waking before three

Sun would be my slave

And do everything I say

Roland would be my assistant

And I'd finally get some sleep!

-.-

Sun: "Wait, wait! Why would I be your slave?!"

Storm: "Because you're the one who always asks me for favors! I finally have a chance at revenge and I'm going to take it!"

Sun: "…Storm, you realize this is only a song right?"

Storm: "I know that… Just let me dream a little."

Blaze: "I'm Sun's dog? Why?"

Sun: "That's… Because I need someone strong to guard my candy- I mean, house."

Storm: "I'm more surprised that Ice wouldn't be tried up in your kitchen."

Sun: "That's in the next verse!"

Storm: "Creepy…"

Blaze: "Being a guard dog sounds really cool! I can fight everyone who tries to hurt Sun!"

Sun: "No. Protect Ice and the candy first- then protect me!"

-.-

~If my house was a…

-.-

Blaze: "No, wait. How'd it go again?"

Sun: "…If my heart was a house."

Blaze: "Oh, right!"

-.-

~If my heart was a house,

There'd be… um

There'd be doors everywhere!

I could kick them in anytime I want

And no one would yell at me to stop!

And, and, um…

-.-

Sun: "Dear brother, I sure hope none of those doors leads into my room."

-.-

~Ah! And I'd avoid kicking Sun's door…

And there'd be something really interesting behind Judgment's door

And um… there'd be meat

Yeah, lots of meat!

-.-

Storm: "I hope you won't be kicking down my door either. I just had it replaced."

Sun: "I like my house better, it's sweeter."

Blaze: "So what do we do now?"

Storm: "…"

Sun: "…"

Sun: "Wanna ask the others what their houses would be like?"

Blaze: "Okay~"


A/N: This segment was totally not intentional. I saw a video on YouTube titled "If my heart was a house" (which I later learned was a song by Owl City but didn't bother to listen to until this was completed) and immediately thought of Sun and sugar… SunXSugar, what a pairing! Well anyway, I was only planning to write the song but then Storm appeared and somehow Blaze became Sun's dog so… yeah. Thoughts? (Just to let you know, I can totally picture Metal's house!)

I am working on the next segment of Fear and trying to finish Enlightening the Innocent. It's because I can't upload anything until I'm at least 99% happy with the outcome, that's why I can't seem to end these.