Maroon

"I swear, these sweaters just keep getting uglier."

"Ron!" Hermione scolded. "Your mother made that for you! We're all going to wear ours to her Christmas dinner. Including you."

"Easy for you to say. Yours looks amazing."

Hermione looked down at her outfit and made a face. "Ron, it's pink."

"So? Nothing's uglier than maroon."

"Don't make your mother's hard work go to waste."

"I'll give it to that homeless bloke that lives under the bridge."

"He owns about fifteen Weasley sweaters by now."

"Fine, I'll wear it, but on one condition: don't buy me any other clothing in maroon."

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