I was playing dominoes when I'm making this story, so if got any mistakes blame the wonderful dominoes…or maybe just blame me…

Disclaimer: Did not own DGM, if I own it…Allen-tan won't be a virgin anymore.


"K-Kanda?!!!" Lavi released Allen from his embraced fidgeted of might what the samurai may loosen from his sleeve. Sure when it comes from a very very very pissed deadly Japanese samurai, you just have to wait for one answer. If I'm going to die, I die as a sexy bunny boy.

Kanda unsheathed his Mugen, rigidly palming his Mugen to slash the baka usagi that dare to touch his moyashi. An evil smirk created on the thin lips of Kanda, "Moyashi, get over here!!" he finger the place where he want Allen to stand neglecting the boy from his punishment against Lavi.

"Yuu, wait!" Allen firms his Kanda's katana lowering it to the floor. The raven-haired spare a glance to Allen "Yuu listen, there's nothing happened between me and Lavi! We just-" Allen narrows his eyes, they just what? Hugging each other intimately like a pair of married couple. Allen curses his own mind, certainly not helping him

"Just what! He flirting with you and you let him!!" Kanda dashes to the flame-haired ready to attack when Lavi quickly grab a steel hammer that he kept under his bed, blocking the katana before Kanda land a hit on him.

"Yuu-chan, you're going to kill me if you do that!!"

"That is my purpose baka usagi!!"

Lavi flip back, runs to his other side. Exited himself from his room as kanda trailing from his back. Allen dazedly trying to keep up the paces, if this keeps on going…he needs to prepare two funerals at once because those fucking retard won't stop no matter what. Allen thought drifted back to earth when his cell phone ringing again for the second time at the exact same day.

Great, the screen displaying his brother name. "Debit, what you want?!" Allen hears a few screams from the other room, they still bickering!

"Allen!! How's your visit?" Allen ignoring his brother heading to the place that produces a lot of noises. "My visit is fine Debit!" he stands to the door's entrance watching Kanda slicing Lavi but the flame-headed manage to dodged it as he throw a vase, pillow and books to Kanda which the Japanese irritated by it.

"Fine? That's it…nothing happen?" Debit faked his disappointed voice. A vein pops on Allen forehead "Stop it already!!!" he pleads to Kanda demanding for the boy to calm down and listen to his explanation.

"What!! Stop what Allen?! Insulting you?" Allen groan, damn Debit is going to hell when he gets back. "No way I'm stopping moyashi!" Kanda hissed threaten Lavi.

The silver-haired refuse to get entangle in this nonsense, but if he don't…it's going to get worse. "No shit Debit, can you just quiet?!"

"What!!" Kanda and Lavi holler in unison. "You called me shit moyashi?!" Lavi push Kanda forward forcing him to stumbles down to the comfy couch. Kanda step back the moment he saw Lavi tries to strangle him.

"No!!" Allen scratches his head, everything just getting out of hand. "No? What are you saying Allen? By the way…did you know that Dero just got period?" Allen silences for a moment before he can understand what Debit trying to tell him.

"Debit, male doesn't get period!!!" somehow Allen statement able to draw a stares from Kanda and Lavi. "What the fuck Allen-chan?!! You got period?" Lavi squeaked feeling a pain on his midsection when Kanda elbowing it harshly.

"No I didn't get period, female does!!" Allen bluntly replies the fallen boy's question, pulling Kanda distantly away from Lavi.

"WHAT!!!!!!!! Allen you're a female?!!" Oh yes, he will destroy Debit when he get home, and it will not be done with mercy.

"Shut up Debit, you fucking asshole!! I'm going to cut your plushy doll and I'm mean it" blackmailing his brother since it was the only way to zip his foul mouth.

"I don't have a plushy doll moyashi, you're my plushy doll" kanda retorted.

Allen rolled his eyes, can't they see his talking to someone right now?

Lavi's eye widen, the tip of the katana now showing it fang on his throat. Any movement and he lose his head. Allen decline Debit's call, damn why he didn't do it sooner if it was the easiest way to ditch Debit.

"Kanda! Lavi! Stop this immediately!" a Chinese girl shouts to her friends. Lenalee felt guilty for telling Kanda where Lavi is and decided to drop a visit, and what she found is something that almost can send Kanda to jail and Lavi to the otherworld.

Allen sigh, well at least Lenalee is here to help him ending the current madness. Kanda sheathed his Mugen, it was enough ruckuses that Lavi had caused for today. Corrected, he's the one that had caused all the ruckuses. He glared at Lavi, taking Allen's wrist and drags the boy with him outside from the house.

Lavi observing Lenalee "Phew…thanks Lenalee" he dusted his frame, now that kanda and Allen had gone…time to clean and fix his house. Lavi gasped eyeing his surrounding, Yuu owe me a new house.


Kanda request was a simple one, at least that what he said. He will not accept the words 'I'm sorry' from Allen even if it was sincerely chanted from those voluptuous lips of him. Been dragged into the same mansion, the same room by Kanda. Allen can conclude what will happen to his poor being, and sensing from Kanda's cobalt eyes…he won't spare him any mercy.

The raven-haired aloof the boy needy question, why bother asking what is he going to do with him if he already knew? All the boy needs to know is, what the punishment is going to be…a malicious smile shone on the older boy's face. He will ensure Allen will remember this night forever, not the pleasure…but the pains from it.

Kanda opened the door to his room ignoring everything along his path pulling the boy in his hold to the oval bed. Oh yes, the exact place where he fucked the boy into the bed. A very tempting sweet innocence.

"Yuu! What are you doing?!" Allen squeaks when Kanda dropped him to the bed, hovering him like a predator. "What do you think it is…like I said before…I'm feeding you with something better..." a Cheshire cat's grin dominated Kanda's lips.


Ehh…I dunno…something odd with this chapter…By the way...do you think I need to write the smut part next or don't need it?