Chapter Eight: Judge, Jury, Executioner

I do not own the Walking Dead or Facebook. ( I just realized that I accidenlty mixed up the episodes... *Sweat drops* I'm sorry! I can fix the chapters, but I'm too lazy... So, I'm gonna continue the chapter. So, Storyline is gonna be weird for a while.)

Shane Walsh: (Rick), Your son was in the barn with Randall. Keep an eye on him for once! Randall could've killed him!

Carl Grimes: You said, You wouldn't tell him!

Shane Walsh: I lied.

Carl Grimes: You suck!

Shane Walsh: I just want, What's best for you!

Rick Grimes: That's my job, Asshole!

Shane Walsh: Well, Clearly I'm doing a better job!

Lori Grimes: You both suck as fathers!

Daryl Dixon: I wouldn't be talking Lori, Mother of the Year. If you haven't noticed I was being sarcastic.

Lori Grimes: Stay out of this Daryl!

Carol Dixon: Daryl, Leave them be...

Daryl Dixon: I can't! Last night, The boy came to the barn to watch kill a man! If Lori didn't sleep with Shane, Carl wouldn't go mini-Shane on us!

Shane Walsh: Shut the fuck up, Daryl!

Daryl Dixon: Why don't you kiss my redneck ass?

Shane Walsh: I rather kiss a dog's ass!

Andrea: What's wrong with you?! Any girl would love to kiss Daryl's ass!

Carol Dixon: Shut up! He's mine! And I don't plan on sharing any time soon!

Daryl Dixon: Any time soon?

Carol Dixon: I forgive you Dixon, And Andrea I'm not giving him up that easily!

Andrea: Lady chill! I was kidding!

Dale: Smh

Andrea: What does that mean?!

Dale: Supposely, It means Shaking My Head...

Andrea: It was a joke! Geez, I say one joke and automatically I'm trying to steal someone's man *Rolls her eyes*

Carol Dixon: You're not funny!

Andrea: Bitch...

Daryl Dixon: I never thought I see the day, Two hot chicks would fight over me...

Jimmy: They're not Hot! If you ask me Beth is hot! ;D

Andrea: *Posts meme of Bill Lumbergh with the captions saying: If you could shut up, That'd be great!*

Carol Dixon: *Virtual high five*

Andrea: *Virtual high five* Truce?

Carol Dixon: Truce.

Daryl Dixon: Goddamit, Jimmy! You ruin my moment!

Lori Grimes: Have anyone seen Carl?

Daryl Dixon: Goddamit, Woman! You had one job!

Shane Walsh: Everyone stop commenting on my status! And Carl just came back from the woods! (Daryl) He has your gun.

Daryl Dixon logs off...

Carl Grimes: Ahh shit!

Lori Grimes: I'm gonna spank you! For cussing and leaving without permission and being by your self.

Carl Grimes logs out...

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Daryl and Lori chase Carl as he runs like a manic. He passes by a confused Sophia. He winks at her and mouths: I'm bad! Sophia blushes, As Carol shakes her head at Carl's flirty behaviour towards Sophia.

2 hours later...

Daryl gets his gun back and Lori spanks Carl... And then Carl once again stole someone else's gun which was Andrea...

Nighttime: Dale walks around the woods and finds a dying cow. "What the-?" But, before he could finish his sentence a walker came out nowhere and attacked him. Everyone heard his screams and they ran towards the source. Only to find a dying Dale with his stomach being teared open. Daryl tackles the walker off of Dale and kills the walker... Rick gets his gun out and looks Dale in his pained eyes. He couldn't do it, So Daryl grabs the gun and aims it toward his head. "I'm sorry, Brother..."

Bang!

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Sorry I update so late! I was kinda of busy this week more like being lazy! Sorry I'm a lazy author and I kinda have Writer's block most of the time... Also, it would be nice to have some writing tips... I know this chapter is short, but I'm kinda of running out of ideas for new chapters. Don't worry I won't give up! I also think this chapter sucks DX But, I didn't know what to write!