Shimmer looked at her, her now green eyes Now Green? What the fuck? brimming with curiosity. Bitch, enough with the poetic terms, this is America not Amer- let's use as many fucking poetry terms as fucking possible-ica "This is the demi-god I am supposed to find, the quest is complete!" That's it? That's her fucking quest? This is less of a plot then fucking 'my immortals' god damn it she announced dramatically.
Sheniqua looked at her, "what the hell are you talking about?" Finally, a semi-normal response, that took only what, 9 chapters? Percy told her about the quest. Wait, what the hell was she doing with them? The fuck? And it only occurred to them to tell her about the fucking quest now? Nixie came out of the water and wrapped a towel around herself. Oh, look a towel in the wilderness, how fucking convenient Sheniqua rolled her eyes and threw some clothes at her From what? I have a feeling there's a notable lacking of malls in The fucking wild.
Shimmer tossed her dark red locks Her hair was fucking 'auburn' When the hell did her hair change to fucking red? behind her ear and Grover told nixie about camp half blood.
"shall come to your camp strangers" You forgot an 'I' dumbass nixie said, swirling her chocolate brown hair into a bun. Oh look an important deal that if removed, the whole story would come tumbling down Grover smiled. They headed back to camp until they ran into some hydras. Naturally Grover screamed and ran into the trees. 'A' for effort Grover Percy sighed and drew his sword. Everyone else took out his or her weapons out and got ready to fight. Percy and Annabeth fought one together Oh. How fucking romantic and shimmer took down two In her spare time Shimmer also cured cancer and eliminated world hunger Sheniqua took down two and nixie took down four. Oh shit, looks like shimmer got her self some competition
"wow!" said Grover from behind a tree. Yup, that a good response after hiding behind a fucking tree while monsters attack. They headed back to camp where everyone happily greeted them back with open arms and loved the two new girls. And there big boobs, because apparently everyone is fucking horny Everyone, that is, except for Vera. Jesus fucking Christ why won't this story end already, my fucking brain cells are dying over here
Shimmer walked over to an extremely tall, gangly, awkward looking girl with shaggy, jet-black hair. Oh look, a "normal" human being, lets watch the author fuck her up "Hi" shimmer said cheerfully to the girl, expecting her to pledge allegiance to her. It's a cult, I fucking called it, camp half blood is a fucking mary-sue cult "umm, hi?" the girl answered. "How are you?" asked Shimmer, smiling. The girl looked at her weirdly and said "um yeah I'm…fine? Do I know you?" Shimmer giggled, "everyone knows me! I'm Shimmer!" That sounds like a stripper/prostitute name 'I'm shimmer and I can make your evening very very nice''
The girl nodded slowly "O.K?" Shimmer smiled at her, determined to make her like her jesus, calm your tits bitch. "What's your name?" Shimmer asked. "I'm Vera" The girl answered. "that's a Vera nice name!" Ha. Ha Ha. Ha Ha Ha. Shimmer said, nudging her in the shoulder.Is Shimmer trying to get her to like her or is she tryingto get her in bed? The world may never know. Vera nodded slowly, backing away. vera is not Lesbian. "So." Shimmer said, matching her step by step, "who's your godly parent?" Pan, so im a beast in the bed Vera stopped at the edge of the pier, judging whether jumping into the lake was worth it. When the fuck did they get to the pier? Fucking hell. She eventually sighed, Does everyone in this story have fucking asma? and answered, "I'm the daughter of Triton." Shimmer gasped "Wow that's so…so…awesome!" "so can you like control the ocean!" Vera sighed. "That's Poseidon" Shimmer kept talking, this bitch never shuts up does she? unfazed "Is Percy like, your uncle? Damn, I think he is Can you set me up with him please please please!" Thats just fucking creepy and invading so many boundaries of personal space. Vera glanced at the lake again rejudging. " I barely know Percy plus I thought he was with Annabeth." She answered. "but I'm so much better than Annabeth!" said shimmer, pouting beautifully. This bitch "Sorry I can't help you, I need to go to the sword arena," Answered Vera, desperate to get away from Shimmer.
Vera was at the sword arena Ok, this bitch can teleport to, why not. where she met Sheniqua. "Yo wassup?" said Sheniqua tossing her dark purple hair behind her. What the FUCK, do you not know what the hell continuity is?
"Hi" answered Vera. Sheniqua looked at her.Where the fuck was sheniqua looking before, when she was talking to her? The girl was fit but was hopeless fashion-wise.And, judging by her past fashion choices, so is Sheniqua. Sheniqua grinned -Comma- she knew it was going to be easy to beat her. "So wass your name?" Shaniqua asked. "I'm Vera" Sheniqua nodded "Who's your parent?" She asked.
