((A/N- Wait; don't touch that dial! Stay tuned after the program for a special sneak preview of the next chapter, Freunde oder mehr? (Friends or more?) Starring Jun and Shinku!))
In the Family of Rozen, there are eight daughters who were each given a piece of jewelry with a brilliant pink stone called the Rosa Mysticae, which symbolizes their father's love. They rarely see their father because he is away on business trips. Alice, the real eldest sister, was killed by a bullet meant for Rozen himself, and it's obvious that she was the favorite. Now, to fill the void left by Alice, the perfect daughter, the Rozen Maiden sisters battle each other with blackmail, pranks and teenage catfights for their Father's affections and the right to the family fortune!
"A beautiful day, kashira? Yes- the sun is shining, the birds are singing, and everything is at peace. The time is ripe for chaos- Kanaria style!"
Weltherrschaftteil 1 (World Domination Phase 1)
"Kanaria, smile for the camera!"
I could only comply (it's hard to refuse a photoshoot with Micchan!). However, when I was modeling that new satin cream-and-strawberry petticoat with eyelet lace trim, imitation gold-and-pearl crisscrossing stoppers and crimson cherry-cordial ribbon with liquorice twist and raspberry worsted with the deep candy-crimson boots (or so stated Micchan with a silly grin), I felt more like a dessert than anything. How as I supposed to think up a brilliant plan when I was posing cutely, kashira?
Imagine my surprise when my best Japan-friend Mitsu came bursting into my room early in the morning to force some dresses on me! Apparently, she'd stayed up until three clicking the F5 button until it fell off, so she could buy a set of Lolita clothing that was a limited 30 pieces worldwide. Can you say 'obsessed', kashira? Good!
I had to stay alert- I, Kanaria, was in mortal danger!About a week ago, I planned a surprise attack on Souseseki, but I was annihilated in one shocking round! It was an extreme close call- it was only thanks to Shinku rescuing me that she did not take my Rosa Mystica! I would be out of the running to becoming America's Next Top Mo- wait, no, that's not right! I mean 'out of the running to win the Rozen Fortune'. Who knew that Souseseki could play DDR, kashira?
Now, I was sure that Souseseki was out to plan revenge against me! If only I could get her before she got me. Maybe if I bribed Suiseseki into revealing her weakness, or stealing one of her bras for me I could blackm-
"Kanaria-chan! What's with that evil grin on your face? Now let's try on this jade-green high-collar with the emerald corset, lapis-lazuli embroidery floss, green silk ribbon lacing, silver engraved clasps and chartreuse trimming on the ivory cuffs! And let's not forget the long cream stockings and black 1887 Coronet Mary Janes with silver cross buckles!"
How did she memorize this stuff?!?
"My lovely Kanaria-chan, you're a dress designer's dream come true! I would just eat you- MMPH!"
GAH!
"Oh, you're SO CUTE!"
My cheeks! Hot- friction.. frik-shun… ow…
… Later (WAY later) that day
When Micchan finally let me go, my cheeks were on fire and sore from smiling at the camera. But WORSE, I, Kanaria, smartest and most beautiful of the Rozen Maidens, had lost my train of thought for my brilliant plan! The same thing had happened a couple of months ago back in Germany, so I messed up and had a merry-go-round rash all over my spine and a pink feather boa choking me (don't ask)! Needless to say, my brain hurt too from so many thoughts being soaked out of me by Micchan's evil camera. I walked all the way home to rejuvenate, but I was always on the lookout for my sisters. Who knew if they had joined forces with Souseseki for revenge? Life is dangerous for a young heiress with seven rivals!
My sheer brilliance was on a roll again as I walked by the N-Park. Just the thought of that girl Nori's cooking (maybe it was tamagoyaki today, kashira?) made my creative juices go into hyperdrive! I could almost hear the crazy transformation song in my head as I spun around to let out my energy. Super Sailor Senshi Kanaria! ... or something.
I would not be distracted by an overly loving friend or anything now. My steps quickened as I ran up the cobblestone steps to our mansion at the top of Peach-pit hill. Making sure to not make a sound as I sneaked up a flight of stairs into my room, I gently closed the door behind me, and then entered my soundproof closet-turned-lab to laugh evilly.
For sure, THIS time I would get my sisters' Rosa Mystica, and the world would bow down to ME, Kanaria, smartest of the Rozen Maidens! MUAHAHAHAHA!
Cough
Note to self- even if it's tamagoyaki for dinner, don't scarf it down. And, buy some sewing pins for my ULTIMATE PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION!
To be continued in Chapter 11, Weltherrschaftteil 2, Königin der voodoo Puppen (World Domination Phase 2, Queen of the Voodoo Dolls)
((A/N- Sorry that this chapter was so silly and pointless. However, it IS Kanaria that we're talking about here. And don't worry, not all of the chapters are centered around her. In fact, the next chapter will be about…. drumroll SHINKU AND JUN! Yes, you've heard me correctly! And also YES, Shinku AND Jun.
But MAN, the lack of reviews (not meaning YOU guys, Ancient Death, The-Shadow002, and Dianthis. You rock!) is really killing me. And the next chapter will be a real whopper of a long one, too. Here's a preview, just for you readers-
"Ugh! I can't stand this anymore, Shinku! It's over, so stop-"
"No, wait! Jun, I really-"
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