Things were not going Tenten's way tonight, first she couldn't find hide nor long, flowing, girly hair of Neji. She wasn't jealous of his luscious, flowing locks of chocolate brown hair that shimmered and shined in the sun while they trained. No, she just wanted to shave him balder than a newly initiated monk, his head would shine as though freshly oiled. And then she would go after Gai and his little clone Lee, and make them all bald! NO MORE BAD HAIRCUTS! Of course, try as she might, she couldn't find the targets.
So, she moved on to her secondary target, Batman, but he was already strung up by his bat-thong, meaning that she couldn't do anything to him. And she had found her third target of the night, Joker and Harley Quinn sprinting between several dozen houses, performing some seals and jutsu that she couldn't see. It was after the last one that her night took a decidedly terrible turn of events.
She wasn't completely sure how, but for some reason Joker and Harley decided it would be fun to hog tie her with her own tail, while her whip was used as a gag. Which was how she found herself camped out on the Fourth Hokage's head, while the moon shone overhead, giving a pale glow to the land. The conversation she was hearing didn't allow her the hope that the night was going to be getting better any time soon.
"Can I keep her Mistah J? I promise to take good care of her!" Harley was pleading with the purple clad clown while he seemed to be considering it. "I'm sure she's house trained! Right kitty?"
As Harley turn her sparkling, hopeful eyes on her, Tenten found herself nodding silently in agreement. She was housebroken after all, in a sense. It was after a moment that her mind caught what she was agreeing with, and glared coldly. "I don't know..." Joker mused while rubbing his chin in thought.
"I promise I won't let her get into the laughing gas serum this time! And won't try to shave her bald like you did..." Harley pleaded with a cute little pout to her lips.
"Hey! That's the Daimyo's cat! Everyone wants to kill that thing!" Joker shouted with a snarl to his lips. "Stupid little cat, next time I get my hands on it..."
The evil laughter was not the standard maniacal cackle of the Joker, but rather a very deep and disturbing evil laugh that made Tenten want to try crawling away, except that she knew attempting that would dislocate her arms, and she didn't want to deal with that.
"Come on Puddin'! Lemme keep her, please?" Hinata pleaded, playing lightly with Joker's ear. "She could even help us out with our little bat problem..."
Now, Tenten was thinking that the cat jokes were getting a little out of hand, but hey, if she could help them out with that Batman jerk, it'd be alright with her. After all, if she helps them out, they'd help her out, right?
It was while she was weighing the merits of joining up with them, that she felt her arms and legs released from their bondage. And then came the pins and needles as circulation returned. While she was getting the feeling back, she heard Joker talking to her. "Here's the deal babe, Harl here wants you as a pet, if you accept, you'll be a part of our group, and get to make suggestions in what we do. If you accept, meet us here tomorrow night after sunset."
Giving a nod, she worked the whip out of her mouth with a grunt. "Got it."
"Good!" Joker exclaimed before leaping away. Tenten rolled her head enough to look at Harley who was kneeling next to her and smiling.
"Hey there, ya alright?" the red and black woman asked, leaning over to rub the suffering Catwoman's arm gently. "We didn't think it'd take us that long..."
"I'm fine... Harley..." Tenten answered, while getting an eyeful of Harley's chest. Somewhere deep in her mind, some quiet voice pointed out that the woman wasn't wearing a bra, and then purred 'Me likey...' But she would put off debating about her mental health for a little while, until she could figure out what she was getting herself into here. "So... a pet? I don't do pet... I'm a wild cat."
"Oh that's so sweet! Ya think I want a tame little kitty cat! Oh no, I want my Puddin' and a tiger..." Harley purred while stroking Tenten's exposed cheeks, giving the still partially numb girl another view to die for. "See ya later cutey..."
And thus Tenten found herself all alone on top of the Hokage monument as screams of displeasure and dismay filled the air, while the sun's warm beams finally reached her. Was this the rays of new hope reaching her? Or was she just really that freaking tired of her ordinary life of stabbing things, weapons, slicing, cutting, bludgeoning... okay she had to admit that she didn't have much of an ordinary life to call it such... but was she bored of it?
Now, one might wonder, where were her teammates that she couldn't find them even after hours of searching, or for the entire duration of her capture at the hands of the Joker and Harley Quinn. The answer to that might just surprise you.
Deep in the depths of Konoha's darkest basements, the three of them had convened to for a practice that if ever revealed to anyone else, would have them laughed off the face of the planet.
Lee spun around, shaking his youthful posterior for an imaginary throng of screaming women, while Neji licked his hand and mocked spanking him hard. Lee's acting of pained surprise was almost perfect, and their instructor clapped with pride and joy mixed together. "Most youthful indeed my fine students! I believe that the two of you are ready for your first show tomorrow."
Neji reflected that thanks to using simple henges he could ensure that no one in all of Konoha could possibly know who he was while he was dancing, especially with the masks over his eyes. If it wasn't the only way that Gai-sensei could think of to get extra money, he wouldn't have even considered this. But even with the current influx of missions, he still had a lot of bills to pay since he'd been the one to spur on the latest assault by that devil the Joker. So now he was stuck doing this until he paid off the bills that the rest of the Hyuuga clan was charging him.
Thankfully, Lee and Gai both assured him that their paychecks would be going to him until his bills were paid off. So he wouldn't have to do this for too long, but he did find that some parts of it were very fun to do.
Not that he'd ever admit he liked oiling Lee up and spanking him. Hell would freeze over first.
